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Old 11-18-2006, 08:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ted Nugent on hunting

Ted was being interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked,

"What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it?
Is it, `Are you my friend?' or is it

`Are you the one who killed my brother?"

Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they

care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next,

and can I run fast enough to get away.

They are very much like the French.
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha, I can't believe there are no responses to this yet. I liked it!
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Old 11-20-2006, 10:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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What a great reply!
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Old 11-20-2006, 02:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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First I've seen it, but this is hysterical! It is being shared as we speak!
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Old 11-21-2006, 10:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Ted Nugent rocks. He's always got some great comments.
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Old 11-22-2006, 09:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ouch, friggin ouch !
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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One more burn for the French.

Brought a smile to my face.
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Old 12-06-2006, 07:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Does this make Bambi French? Ted rocks--saw him in concert at the Cape Cod Coliseum in '77 or '78. Ted's music was cool, but he's an even cooler person---love his politics. Governor Nugent anyone?

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Old 12-06-2006, 07:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by souzafone
Governor Nugent anyone?
All Hail Ted.
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Old 12-15-2006, 10:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Ted is insane and correct.
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