Typical snake hunting story

[mjby2]

Four married guys go snake hunting. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out snake hunting this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to look for snakes when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.

"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come snake hunting this weekend. What's the deal?"



Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 6:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Snake hunting or Sex" and she said, "Don’t get bit."

[portieri]

Man, that joke works so much better with golf.

The last guy says "What's it going to be, golf course or intercourse?", she says, "Take a sweater, it's cold."