Who wears the pants in your family? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Brewmaniac · 08-31-2006, 05:59 AM

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here try these on.'

She did and said, 'These are too big! I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on."

She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."

Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here you try on mine."

He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will.

Viking1064 · 08-31-2006, 09:03 AM

That is damn funny. I have to pass that one on!!!!

Sage · 08-31-2006, 09:56 AM

hee hee hee... I like it!

Mantus · 08-31-2006, 12:43 PM

Bravo! Love how this joke's punchline has a double meaning.

feelgood · 08-31-2006, 01:29 PM

That's hilarious! I'll forward that to some people

Racer · 09-01-2006, 09:42 AM

Too funny...I sent it out to all my buds.

Apokx · 09-05-2006, 02:09 PM

Holy crap I did not expect that.

Awesome joke.

SirLance · 09-05-2006, 02:42 PM

That was awesome!

Antikarma · 09-06-2006, 02:03 PM

that was awesome, gotta share that one with the wife later

08-31-2006, 05:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Who wears the pants in your family? Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here try these on.' She did and said, 'These are too big! I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-31-2006, 09:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	hee hee hee... I like it! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

08-31-2006, 01:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	That's hilarious! I'll forward that to some people __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

09-05-2006, 02:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	That was awesome! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-06-2006, 02:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
Antikarma Psycho Location: Yellowknife, NWT	that was awesome, gotta share that one with the wife later __________________ "Whoever you are, go out into the evening, leaving your room, of which you know each bit; your house is the last before the infinite, whoever you are."

08-31-2006, 09:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
Viking1064 Insane Location: New Jersey	That is damn funny. I have to pass that one on!!!!

08-31-2006, 12:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Bravo! Love how this joke's punchline has a double meaning.

09-01-2006, 09:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	Too funny...I sent it out to all my buds.

09-05-2006, 02:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Apokx Yo dawg, I herd u like... Location: memes.	Holy crap I did not expect that. Awesome joke.