Who wears the pants in your family?
 

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here try these on.'

She did and said, 'These are too big! I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on."

She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."

Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here you try on mine."

He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will.

That is damn funny. I have to pass that one on!!!!

hee hee hee... I like it!

:)

Bravo! Love how this joke's punchline has a double meaning.

That's hilarious! I'll forward that to some people

Too funny...I sent it out to all my buds.

Holy crap I did not expect that.


Awesome joke.

That was awesome!

that was awesome, gotta share that one with the wife later