Bubba and Billy Joe

[Brewmaniac]

Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street, and they see a sign on
a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50
each.

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob
of these, take'em back to Charleston, sell 'em to our friends, and make a
fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they
might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll
talk in a slow Ohio drawl so's they don't know we is from West Virginia."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Ohio drawl, "I'll take 50
of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50
pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup
and....."

"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from West Virginia, ain't
ya?"

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba.... "How come you knowed that?"

"Because this is a dry-cleaners."

[MexicanOnABike]

ahha! great one!