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Old 08-09-2006, 02:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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While I was watching TV this weekend,
my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and
the need for living wills.


During the course of the conversation I told her that
I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a
bottle.


She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my
beer.

.....Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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Funny in a sad way, like a clown crying.
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Old 08-10-2006, 03:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hahaha. Although Willravel's comment might have been funnier than the joke.
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Old 08-10-2006, 04:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by willravel
Funny in a sad way, like a clown crying.
Wow man, you are really deep!

By the way this the first time ever using an emoticon!
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Old 08-10-2006, 03:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I intend to quote this tonight...
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