The Old Folks
 

An old man and an old woman are relaxing one day on the porch in their rocking chairs. Out of the blue, the old woman reaches over and hits the old man in the head, knocking him right out of his chair. He asks her, "What the hell was that for?"

She replies, "That's for 45 years of bad sex!"

The old man climbs back into his rocking chair and ponders what just happened. After about 15 minutes, the old man reaches over and belts the old woman hard enough to knock her completely off the porch. "What the hell was that for?" she screams.

"That's for knowing the difference!"

lol good one

funny

OMG, I pissed myself!!!! Then I read your joke.

lol

hahaha thats a funny one!

haha!! I love that! Gotta tell the SO! Thanks ;)

Again, thanks to the TFP contibutors for making me laugh!!!!

hehehe!

haha aww thats good

that's funny. Thanks.

Good one, never heard it before.

nice one. new on me too....

If I smacked my wife I'd never sleep again