Brewmaniac

As the airliner pushed back from the gate,
the flight attendant gave
the passengers the usual information
regarding seat belts, etc.

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your
trip while your Captain, Judith Campbell
and crew take you safely to your
destination."

Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to
himself, " Did I hear her right? Is the
captain a woman?"

When the attendants came by with the drink cart,
he said "Did I understand you right? Is the
captain a woman?"

"Yes, " said the attendant, "In fact, this entire
crew is female."

"My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch
and sodas. I don't know what to think of all
those women up there in the cockpit."

" That's another thing sir, " said the attendant,
" We no longer call it the cock pit."

" Now it's known as the Box Office."

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nmm

lol... Nice one!

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Jinn

HAHA.. although, if you think about it.. a COCK.. PIT.. cock..pit.. hmm..

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LoganSnake

I don't get it...

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theguyondacouch

vagina = box

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aKula

Jinnkai I think you've raised an excellent point.
Still a good joke though.

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SirLance

Bad-duh-bum! Good one!

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