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SirLance · 05-22-2006, 06:02 PM

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, he would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

"I should get more," the crooker juror replied. "It was really hard to convince them."

"They all wanted the death penalty, eh?" said the brother.

"Naw," said the juror. "All the rest of 'em were all saying we should let him go."

05-22-2006, 06:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Redneck on the Jury A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, he would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter. The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter. After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000. "I should get more," the crooker juror replied. "It was really hard to convince them." "They all wanted the death penalty, eh?" said the brother. "Naw," said the juror. "All the rest of 'em were all saying we should let him go." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.