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mike2360 04-20-2003 01:43 PM

The Rooster
 
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "Ok old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running.

About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot of the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Damn it...third gay rooster I bought this month."

uffjohn 04-20-2003 01:45 PM

haha nice one :D

RaZ 04-20-2003 03:11 PM

Haha, that is so good.

Palehorse1776 04-20-2003 03:17 PM

funny stuff, keep the good ones comin'

Ronin_Tiger 04-20-2003 03:22 PM

LOL!

MexicanOnABike 04-20-2003 07:54 PM

LOL indeed... thats a keeper!


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