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zz0011 · 05-15-2006, 11:57 AM

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some catsup on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn’t come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief!! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.

Signed:
A Happy Former Wife

Dilbert1234567 · 05-15-2006, 04:01 PM

lol never heard that befor, great.

SirLance · 05-16-2006, 02:13 PM

Never mess with PMS...

Silvy · 05-16-2006, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zz0011

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.

This just nailed it!

Brilliant!

Plaid13 · 05-19-2006, 06:48 PM

oh geeze thats so wrong its great.

05-15-2006, 11:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
zz0011 Crazy Location: buckle of the snow belt	A Real Fan Letter Dear Tide, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some catsup on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn’t come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people. Signed: A Happy Former Wife __________________ 10th sig ~> "How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms?" -- Aristotle

05-15-2006, 04:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	lol never heard that befor, great. __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

05-16-2006, 02:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Never mess with PMS... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-19-2006, 06:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Plaid13 I want a Plaid crayon	oh geeze thats so wrong its great.