Having a Bad Day -- Cheer up...
 

you could be an egg...


* You only get laid once.
* You only get eaten once.
* It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
* You share your box with 11 other guys.
* But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!

Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day.

well life has been crappy lately, (sustained sickness and all...) but yeah its not so bad after all.

classy! ;)

that is pretty good, i had heard some, but not all of those