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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 04-11-2006, 05:46 PM

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On
the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
“I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk.

So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited lesbian!” He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Mrs. Clinton!” “And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us”

Glad

Seething · 04-11-2006, 05:48 PM

Oh man, that made me seriously laugh out loud. Good stuff!

Carno · 04-11-2006, 06:21 PM

Ahahaha, good stuff!

SirLance · 04-12-2006, 04:46 AM

Common ground at last! Funny!

maleficent · 04-12-2006, 04:57 AM

that's great...

Antikarma · 04-12-2006, 10:12 AM

Oh man that was awesome! Almost snorted coffee

xepherys · 04-14-2006, 10:10 AM

Oh man... THAT was funny!

04-11-2006, 05:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A U.S. Marine squad... A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. “I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited lesbian!” He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Mrs. Clinton!” “And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us” Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

04-11-2006, 05:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Seething Insane	Oh man, that made me seriously laugh out loud. Good stuff! __________________ Common sense is uncommon. Ironic, isn't it?

04-11-2006, 06:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Ahahaha, good stuff! __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

04-12-2006, 04:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Common ground at last! Funny! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

04-12-2006, 04:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	that's great... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

04-12-2006, 10:12 AM	#6 (permalink)
Antikarma Psycho Location: Yellowknife, NWT	Oh man that was awesome! Almost snorted coffee __________________ "Whoever you are, go out into the evening, leaving your room, of which you know each bit; your house is the last before the infinite, whoever you are."

04-14-2006, 10:10 AM	#7 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	Oh man... THAT was funny!