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maleficent 04-10-2006 04:13 AM

The Beer Prayer
 
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the pub.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.

And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is The beer,
The bitter and The lager.
Barmen.

Dilbert1234567 04-10-2006 09:12 AM

barmen sister!

Brewmaniac 04-11-2006 10:43 AM

Mal, your beautiful! I absolutely love this, I have lots beer buddies to send this to.

maleficent 04-11-2006 10:56 AM

a buddy pointed out to me that this is the Presbyterian version of the prayer - because catholics never say

For thine is The beer,
The bitter and The lager.
Barmen.


:)


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