A Teenager is... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

maleficent · 04-10-2006, 04:05 AM

- A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

- A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

- A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.

- Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

- A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

- A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license.

- A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.

- An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

- A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.

- A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

- A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

- A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

- An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

SirLance · 04-10-2006, 09:19 PM

This is misplaced in tilted humor... it belongs in TILTED ABSOLUTE TRUTHS OF THE UNIVERSE!

Hektore · 04-11-2006, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by maleficent

- A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.

You know, even at 20 I still don't understand the ear damaging loud music thing, my friends all do it, I just have no patience for it.

04-10-2006, 04:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	A Teenager is... - A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. - A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. - A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday. - Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room. - A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed. - A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license. - A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud. - An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes. - A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother. - A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week. - A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off. - A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing. - An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

04-10-2006, 09:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	This is misplaced in tilted humor... it belongs in TILTED ABSOLUTE TRUTHS OF THE UNIVERSE! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.