Buying Condoms
 

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

ew... i was not expecting that one. got a laugh though.

Oh man... how terribly awesome. :)

Didn't see it coming, but man that was hilarious!

ha, you didn't see it coming! ahhh, i crack my self up. the joke itself was not very funny. cock jokes are pretty much worn out for me. that and it's way too outside of reality. although i wouldn't mind a grocery store like that.

i'm a comedy prick. oh yeah.

That was a good one, and I'm glad I didn't see it coming!

very very funny!!!