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Brewmaniac · 03-12-2006, 09:53 AM

Three elderly ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher approached the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude also had a stroke.

Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

Seething · 03-13-2006, 08:43 AM

ahahaha!

That one caught me off guard. Good stuff.

maleficent · 03-13-2006, 08:53 AM

**giggle**
**giggle**
**giggle**
**giggle**

that was cute...

03-12-2006, 09:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Old ladies Three elderly ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher approached the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

03-13-2006, 08:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
Seething Insane	ahahaha! That one caught me off guard. Good stuff. __________________ Common sense is uncommon. Ironic, isn't it?

03-13-2006, 08:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	giggle giggle giggle giggle that was cute... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.