Helpful after death
 

A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.
Sorry, could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's
and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema
wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you
asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

Love Smita

PS : and if anything more required let me know soon, as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays..

HAahahah so wrong, so wrong but so funny. :)

Yeah there's a special spot in hell waiting for me because I laughed my as off. Good joke.

I'm not sure I get the joke. Someone sent gifts along with a corpse that was being transported home... hahahaha?

erm Toaster, I think it's a real person posing to be a corpse to transport items at a cheaper rate ^.^

the joke is about how ex-patriate indians with family still in india will always be sending gifts back home. its funny because of the extremity to which the joke takes it, filling a coffin with goodies and telling the family to list what else they want because another relative is ill.