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Old 03-05-2006, 04:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wulff & Morgenthaler (02/27 - 03/05)















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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 03-05-2006, 10:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Funny. I didn't get the two fish one.
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Old 03-05-2006, 10:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I can't stop laughing at the second one.
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Currently Canada. I have been in Norway in the last two years, and in Hong Kong before Norway.
eh, I don't get the Barcelona one either... and I love the creepy neighbour so much
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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"Hey you two, get a room!" Fantastic

Also, you can sign me up for the 'execute all poets' petition!
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Old 03-05-2006, 01:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
There's a Barcelona island in the Carribeans, that's why the fish wanted to go there
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Old 03-05-2006, 03:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Wonderful, hilarious and thank you for sharing.
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Old 03-06-2006, 12:59 AM   #8 (permalink)
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About the fish joke; there's not a point per se - it's more the surreal situation of two fish in a bowl hitching a ride that is funny.
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 03-06-2006, 01:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Fantastic as always

As for the fishI laughed at it think WTF how did they get to the roadside to start with
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Old 03-06-2006, 08:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: Currently Canada. I have been in Norway in the last two years, and in Hong Kong before Norway.
Oh, oh! They are hitching for Barcelona!
I thought they are holding a sign saying that where they are is Barcelona-

HAaaa now it is funny-
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-...and god said
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and there was light...
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