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Brewmaniac · 02-19-2006, 09:46 AM

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

SirLance · 02-19-2006, 01:58 PM

Hmmm.... one wonders what kind of dog...

Acetylene · 02-22-2006, 09:20 AM

Yeah, and I'm here to see the Queen of Sheba

02-19-2006, 09:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Admiring Our Own Work A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise. The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog. After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music." "Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog." __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

02-19-2006, 01:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Hmmm.... one wonders what kind of dog... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-22-2006, 09:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
Acetylene Addict Location: under a rock	Yeah, and I'm here to see the Queen of Sheba __________________ There's no justice. There's just us.