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02-13-2006, 05:02 AM
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Location: Chicago
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The Swimming Hole
An elderly man in West Kentucky had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in the next field, fixed up nice -picnic tables, bbq, and some apple and peach trees.
The dam was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam, as he hadn't been there for a while, to look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked. Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile." Moral: Old men might walk slow but they can still think fast.
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02-13-2006, 07:20 AM
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Location: Shalimar, FL
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hahhahaah awesome. too funny
 almost made me laugh out loud in class
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02-13-2006, 10:42 AM
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Extreme moderation
Location: Kansas City, yo.
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Oooo, that's a great one.
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02-15-2006, 12:06 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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/me digs big hole, fetches bucket....
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