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SirLance · 02-09-2006, 02:50 PM

Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" He asked.

"This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.

"Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.

"Aw, c'mon, Dad!" Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"

Darklight Adept · 02-09-2006, 10:18 PM

Haha, Got a Chuckle for that one

02-09-2006, 02:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Another Jesus Joke Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" He asked. "This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded. "Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head. "Aw, c'mon, Dad!" Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-09-2006, 10:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	Haha, Got a Chuckle for that one