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mjby2 · 02-05-2006, 01:33 AM

At Heathrow, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air Force
One and President Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from
Queen
Elizabeth II.

They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central
London where they board an open 17th century coach hitched to six
magnificent white matching horses.

They ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving
to
the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all is going
well.

But suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous,
earth-rending, eye-smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence ever
heard
in the British Empire, including Bermuda, Tortola and the Falkland
Islands.
It shakes the coach.

Uncomfortable, but under control, the two dignitaries of state do
their
best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decides that's
ridiculous. She turns to Mr. Bush and explains, "Mr. President,
please
accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things
that
even a Queen cannot control."

George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty, please
don't
give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said
something,
I would have thought it was one of the horses...."

itch vaccine · 02-07-2006, 03:29 AM

Hahaha.

*duh* saw it coming

reminds me of George Bush and Tony Blair joke..

look it up =D

rlbond86 · 02-07-2006, 10:26 PM

haha, awkward moment.

02-05-2006, 01:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	Bush & QE II At Heathrow, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central London where they board an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white matching horses. They ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all is going well. But suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous, earth-rending, eye-smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence ever heard in the British Empire, including Bermuda, Tortola and the Falkland Islands. It shakes the coach. Uncomfortable, but under control, the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decides that's ridiculous. She turns to Mr. Bush and explains, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said something, I would have thought it was one of the horses...."

02-07-2006, 03:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	Hahaha. duh saw it coming reminds me of George Bush and Tony Blair joke.. look it up =D __________________ "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

02-07-2006, 10:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
rlbond86 Insane	haha, awkward moment.