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maleficent · 02-02-2006, 08:31 AM

What day is today?
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I?ll bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.

At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed.

"I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!

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gotta get in the obligatory groundhog day joke...

BigBen · 02-02-2006, 09:05 AM

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

That was a good one, Mal!

Daniel_ · 02-02-2006, 01:49 PM

love it.

SirLance · 02-02-2006, 02:33 PM

Well, I have to admit, I would probably do it. Better safe than sorry!

02-02-2006, 08:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	What day is today? What day is today? Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I?ll bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office. At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life! ~~~~~~~~~~~` gotta get in the obligatory groundhog day joke... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

02-02-2006, 09:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh That was a good one, Mal! __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

02-02-2006, 01:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	love it. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

02-02-2006, 02:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Well, I have to admit, I would probably do it. Better safe than sorry! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.