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Old 01-17-2006, 08:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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yet another funny ebay listing

i found a funny ebay listing, well a strange ebay listing...mods feel free this to move this to a more appropriate place.....


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5657357623
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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seller can't even spend testify correctly LOL.
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I love it when the seller took a picture of it with virgin mary
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I thought food wasnt allowed on ebay anymore

the sad thing is, there are 3 bids on it lol
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
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How dare you refer to the crucichip as mere "food"...
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Old 01-18-2006, 05:14 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Shh stop promoting it, I now have competition for it.
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Old 01-18-2006, 05:16 AM   #7 (permalink)
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now if it had holy onion dip to go along with it - i might be tempted - but i actually prefer the kettle cooked tater chips to the ruffley variety..
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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mmmmmm... sacrilicious.
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Old 01-18-2006, 10:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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^^ that's perfect.
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Old 01-18-2006, 10:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Make sure you scroll down and read the bidders' questions. The second one is awesome

Q: I too, sir, am enveloped in feelings of splendor and bliss merely by gazing into the photos of this miraculous snack food. This truly must be the work of Him, our savior. I always knew He preffered ruffles over standard chips. Imagine what a shame it would have been to have accidentally eaten this wonderous display of His love for us. Anyway, what I wanted to know was, is the tupperware included? because theres no way I'm paying 1000 dollars unless the tupperware is included. -Praise Jesus!

A: I mistakenly identified the container that houses the CruciChip as tupperware when in fact it is vintage rubbermaid of a discontinued size no longer available to the general public. Yes, I will gladly include the rubbermaid container as the CruciChip has never been outside its confines since I discovered it. The lid is royal cerulean in color and the sacred vessel is translucent plastic.
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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religious folk... gotta love 'em.....................................

and 10 dollars for shipping

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Old 01-18-2006, 03:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I bet the chip breaks during shipping.

The buyer's gonna get a container full of crumbs.
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