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biznatch 07-25-2006 07:12 PM

yes. damn them all!!! they're slowing down our great project.

NoSoup 07-26-2006 06:10 AM

902 bottles of beer on the wall, 902 bottles of beer
Take one down pass it around, 901 bottles of beer on the wall.

biznatch 07-26-2006 09:41 AM

901 bottles of beer on the wall, 901 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around, 900 bottles of beer on the wall!!!

I'm glad I was able to do the 100th. :thumbsup:

Average_Joe 07-26-2006 10:12 AM

900 bottles of beer on the wall (How are bottles of beer on a wall? Are they on a shelf or just glued to it? Or are they lined up on a short (but long) stone wall outside?),

900 bottles of beer (Could you really fit that many on a wall? I'm intrigued?)

take one down, pass it around (Do you drink it when it's passed to you? What about germs? Is the beer even cold anymore being on that wall and all?),

899 bottles of beer on the wall (Lots more beer to go...may as well be philisophical about it).

biznatch 07-26-2006 10:16 AM

Joe, you're too drunk by now to discuss philosophy..oh well, have another one:
899 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall.

Average_Joe 07-27-2006 04:45 AM

898 bottles of beer on the wall

Joe doesn't get too drunk.

898 bottles of beer

Joe just thinks too much when he drinks

take one down, pass it around

What kind of asshole talks about himself in the third person, anyway?

897 bottles of beer on the wall

MexicanOnABike 07-28-2006 09:19 AM

897 bottles of beer on the wall, 897 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around, 896 bottles of beer on the wall.

NotAnAlias 07-28-2006 08:06 PM

I find myself pondering the nature of being on said shelf.

Zooksport2 07-28-2006 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NotAnAlias
I find myself pondering the nature of being on said shelf.

Shelf???????????? what shelf???
Is there anything else on said shelf?
Animal, mineral or vegetable?

Knock, Knock...

CSflim 07-29-2006 12:13 PM

thats it thats it! i just don't care anymore. nobody can stop me. i have nothing to lose. i am invincible. bwahahahahahahha.

NoSoup 07-29-2006 03:16 PM

896 bottles of beer on the wall, 896 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around, 895 bottles of beer on the wall.

hotzot 07-30-2006 11:55 PM

Jezuz! Will this bus ride never end?

CSflim 07-31-2006 08:25 AM

895 bottles of beer on the wall, 895 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around, 894 bottles of beer on the wall.

analog 08-01-2006 11:47 AM

894 bottles of beer on the wall, 894 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around, 893 bottles of beer on the wall.

CSflim 08-01-2006 12:30 PM

893 bottles of beer on the wall, 893 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around, 892 bottles of beer on the wall.

NoSoup 08-01-2006 06:08 PM

892 bottles of beer on the wall, 892 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around, 891 bottles of beer on the wall

CSflim 08-02-2006 01:02 PM

891 bottles of beer on the wall, 891 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around, 890 bottles of beer on the wall

Average_Joe 08-02-2006 06:17 PM

890 bottles of beer in the wall, 890 bottles of beer
take one down, push it around, 889 bottles of beer off the wall

NoSoup 08-03-2006 07:33 AM

889 bottles of beer in the wall, 889 bottles of beer
take one down, push it around, 888 bottles of beer off the wall

MexicanOnABike 08-03-2006 06:54 PM

888 bottles of beer in the wall, 888 bottles of beer
take one down, drink it all, 887 bottles of beer off the wall

Zooksport2 08-03-2006 11:47 PM

887 bottles of beer in the wall, 887 bottles of beer
take one down, sell it for a pound, 886 bottles of beer off the wall

CSflim 08-04-2006 03:17 AM

I hate hate hate hate this damn no double posting rule. Grrrrrrrrrrr!

Zooksport2 08-04-2006 05:18 AM

886 bottles of beer in the wall, 886 bottles of beer
take one down, sell it for a pound, 885 bottles of beer left on the wall

PredeconInferno 08-04-2006 09:50 PM

I agree. This post would be much easier to make REALLY long if we could double post :) However, there are really legit reasons to prevent that from happening

Zooksport2 08-05-2006 12:32 AM

885 bottles of beer in the wall, 885 bottles of beer
take one down, chugg it on down, 884 bottles of beer left on the wall ;))

NoSoup 08-05-2006 12:36 AM

884 bottles of beer in the wall, 884 bottles of beer
take one down, chugg it on down, 883 bottles of beer left on the wall

hotzot 08-07-2006 12:42 AM

If you kids back there don't settle down!, there's going to be Hell to pay!!! And stop singing that song! Christ! we haven't even made it through the Jersey turnpike yet!! Damn slow traffic! Man I gotta pee!

CSflim 08-07-2006 03:43 AM

883 bottles of beer in the wall, 883 bottles of beer
take one down, chugg it on down, 882 bottles of beer left on the wall

Zooksport2 08-07-2006 04:40 AM

882 bottlsh of beer in the wall, 882 bottlsh of beer (hic)
take one down, chugg it on down, 881 bottlsh of beer shtill on the wall (hic)

CSflim 08-07-2006 05:21 AM

881 bottles of beer in the wall, 881 bottles of beer
take one down, chugg it on down, 880 bottles of beer left on the wall

Average_Joe 08-07-2006 05:27 AM

880 bottles of beer in the wall, 880 bottles of beer
take one down, pass out around, 879 bottles of beer left right on the wall

NoSoup 08-07-2006 05:56 AM

879 bottles of beer in the wall, 879 bottles of beer
take one down, pass out around, 878 bottles of beer left right on the wall

CSflim 08-07-2006 09:46 AM

878 bottles of beer in the wall, 878 bottles of beer
take one down, pass out around, 877 bottles of beer left right on the wall

Zooksport2 08-07-2006 07:20 PM

877 bottles of beer in the wall, 877 bottles of beer
take one down, pass out around, 876 bottles of beer left right on that FUCKING wall!!!!

Dane Bramage 08-08-2006 05:28 AM

God I hate that song.

Zooksport2 08-08-2006 05:43 AM

100 sticks of Dynamite, hanging on the wall..
And if 1 stick of dynamite should accidently fall...
There'd be no sticks of dynamite... and no bloody wall!!!

Dane Bramage 08-08-2006 05:45 AM

*dodges debrit from shattering wall*

PredeconInferno 08-08-2006 10:39 AM

*shovels debris from wall collapse*

NoSoup 08-09-2006 11:39 AM

876 bottles of beer in the wall, 876 bottles of beer
take one down, pass out around, 875 bottles of beer left right on the wall

Average_Joe 08-09-2006 12:33 PM

875 bottles of beer in the wall, 875 bottles of beer
talk one down, pass out around, 874 bottles of beer left right off the wall

Zooksport2 08-09-2006 03:15 PM

Whose shout is it?

leftwingx 08-10-2006 06:12 AM

874 bottles of beer in the wall, 874 bottles of beer
talk one down, pass out around, 873 bottles of beer left right off da wall

hotzot 08-10-2006 08:40 AM

That's one big wall! Must be at BJ's.

Average_Joe 08-10-2006 11:35 AM

873 bottles of beef in the wall, 873 bottles of beef
talk one down, pass out around, 872 bottles of beef left right off da wall

Zooksport2 08-10-2006 02:18 PM

french?
872 bouteilles de bière dans le mur, 872 bouteilles de bière prennent un vers le bas, le chugg qu'il avalent dessus, 871 bouteilles de bière à gauche sur le mur

CSflim 08-10-2006 03:08 PM

Another post for the thread.

Dane Bramage 08-11-2006 06:44 PM

This isn't a thread, it's a rope!

CSflim 08-12-2006 04:15 AM

old rope.....

Zooksport2 08-12-2006 03:13 PM

You have 346 unread messages:
Inbox(1), Bulk(345)

CSflim 08-12-2006 05:21 PM

Zooksport2 has 346 unread messages.

Zooksport2 08-12-2006 08:00 PM

Not anymore.... ;)

NoSoup 08-13-2006 09:49 AM

Chalk another post up...

PredeconInferno 08-13-2006 10:45 AM

Candy.

Candy is delicious.

doubleaught 08-13-2006 01:46 PM

I like pie.

Zooksport2 08-13-2006 03:54 PM

nothing beats a good pair of breasts.
large... succulent... heaving.... oops gotta go....

hotzot 08-17-2006 04:35 PM

who won the last longest thread in the world thread? was it me? what did I win?

Zooksport2 08-17-2006 07:12 PM

Well it's about time.... another post added!

Sage 08-17-2006 07:16 PM

Woah... who posted "I Like Pie"? Do you happen to be a previous member of Friggin Waffles from the Skywall server in World Of Warcraft? IN that case, hi I'm dirigiste and somewhere on this site there's naked pictures of me :D

NoSoup 08-17-2006 11:27 PM

Postity - Post Post

Shadowstarfire 08-18-2006 12:36 AM

Ahaha fun thread :)

Zooksport2 08-18-2006 12:42 AM

And another, lickety split...

Shadowstarfire 08-18-2006 12:45 AM

And even another ahaha...I'm new here...

Zooksport2 08-18-2006 01:15 AM

Quick! another!!!!

Shadowstarfire 08-18-2006 03:29 AM

And yet another

CSflim 08-18-2006 03:55 AM

.....another?

Dane Bramage 08-18-2006 05:08 AM

one more time!

Sage 08-18-2006 05:14 AM

We're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, all right, let's start the dancin'!

Zooksport2 08-18-2006 05:41 AM

Oops lettin' the team down... had to slip out.

CSflim 08-18-2006 10:23 AM

not acceptable.

Zooksport2 08-18-2006 03:32 PM

It's not? whatcha gonna do ? sack me?! Ha! I laugh in your face... HA HA!

Mark23 08-19-2006 09:30 PM

Hello? I just wanted to write hello but it was too short.

Zooksport2 08-19-2006 10:36 PM

How about, Hellooooooooo? then

Mark23 08-19-2006 11:37 PM

Hellooooooooooo?

Zooksport2 08-20-2006 04:28 AM

Yes, you know.... Hellooooooo ! hehe

Ace1875 08-20-2006 10:10 PM

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where zcxvzvzxvzavxdcaz

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forgot kjnhvfjazdvbkjahzvbd

Zooksport2 08-20-2006 10:24 PM

Are you sure????


I mean... REALLY sure?

CSflim 08-21-2006 05:36 AM

I forget too.....

Zooksport2 08-21-2006 03:14 PM

QWERTY
TYPEWRITER
PEPPERWORT
PERPETUITY
PEWTERWORT
PIROUETTER
PREREQUIRE
PRETORTURE
PROPRIETOR
REPERTOIRE
REPETITORY
TETTERWORT
QUITTer
quite
quiet
port
pot
power
pow
trip
opt
top
tow
row
pro


all in the top row. any others?

CSflim 08-21-2006 04:15 PM

did your caps lock button get mysteriOUSLY UNJAMMED HALF WAY THROUGH?

Zooksport2 08-21-2006 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CSflim
did your caps lock button get mysteriOUSLY UNJAMMED HALF WAY THROUGH?


Awww, come on what are you insinuating????


Yeah OK! I knew most of them. But a couple, I might have "plagiarized".

Bite me :)





another post....

SSJTWIZTA 08-21-2006 06:14 PM

Yup, Reagan Youth for the longest thread ever....

The old bat says I have no manners, Pardon me my manner is my own.
I might not climb the social latter,But I can climb the schoolyard fence.

Got no class,I said got no class,I said got no class,I'm just my fucking self

The old timer tries to socialize me,And keep me neatly in my place.
Excuse me I'm not a cat of authority,And she put pressures on my taste.

Got no class,I said got no class, I said got no class, I'm just my fucking self

And at Times i might be Gentle, dont mean i'm a gentleman
I ain't no performance art, I am simply what I'm.

got no class, i say i got no classss.

Zooksport2 08-21-2006 06:18 PM

Yeah, what he said!

absofsteel 08-21-2006 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by absofsteel
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Just checking my keyboard.... test-test-test
o.k.
it's working

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) :thumbsup:

Damn "automerged doublepost"!


I know I said the right thing when I said this the firrst time so now if you don't mind I am compelled to quote myself from earlier this month.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by absofsteel
I know I said the right thing when I said this the firrst time so now if you don't mind I am compelled to quote myself from earlier this month.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)




:mad: I've said it before and will say it again...:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Zooksport2 08-21-2006 10:52 PM

Thats great. Thanks for that. nice to see. Marv....

absofsteel 08-21-2006 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by absofsteel
I know I said the right thing when I said this the firrst time so now if you don't mind I am compelled to quote myself from earlier this month.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)






:mad: I've said it before and will say it again...:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


ok allright
its all good

Zooksport2 08-21-2006 11:57 PM

are you having a bad day, are you....

CSflim 08-22-2006 02:25 AM

Noooooooooooooooooooo...........

Dane Bramage 08-22-2006 10:53 AM

Khaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!

Zooksport2 08-22-2006 03:06 PM

What another post?

CSflim 08-22-2006 03:41 PM

MMMOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!

newtx 08-22-2006 06:52 PM

Don't know how I missed this thread. Whas up?

CSflim 08-23-2006 03:44 AM

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any.

Zooksport2 08-23-2006 03:22 PM

2 peanuts were walking through a park, and one was assaulted......

CSflim 08-23-2006 04:45 PM

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer. And a mop.

Zooksport2 08-23-2006 05:29 PM

Its not the cough that carries you off, its the coffin they carry you off in

NoSoup 08-23-2006 09:17 PM

Postity Post Post

CSflim 08-24-2006 02:21 AM

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 dollars that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, "No, the steaks are too high."

NoSoup 08-24-2006 10:51 AM

Guys, we need to step it up, this thread is really lagging....

***BATTLE CRY***

CSflim 08-24-2006 01:18 PM

Pathetic, isn't it?

Zooksport2 08-24-2006 03:50 PM

Well, I've noticed a few of you, not mentioning any names..., have been helping that other REALLY long thread, by posting in them. Its just not on! :) They don't need your help!


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