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jewels 03-30-2008 05:45 AM

I love Goldie Hawn!

Hola, fellow gangstas. :wave:

Esoteric 03-30-2008 05:59 AM

Como est stas bitches.

ring 03-30-2008 06:00 AM

Here is a fun link.....

Monty Python's Camelot; set to old Star Trek scenes.


BadNick 03-30-2008 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
I miss the hoagies....from...shoot trying to remember the place....
not too far from Hatboro though...


ring, maybe you mean Silvio's, which is actually right in Hatboro. Since I work 5 min. from there, I have one of their hoagies on a regular basis. They bake their own bread rolls and use high quality cold cuts ...very excellent.

HATBORO'S HISTORY HIGHLIGHTS
In 1715, John Dawson, a hatter from England, came to Hatboro, and built a house that later became the Crooked Billet Inn. The small village was at that time called the Billet. The Billet became known as Hatborough in 1740.

In the 1750's, Hatboro was a farming village of a scant fifteen houses on the Old York Road. York Road, a former Indian trail, was the stage coach route between Philadelphia and New York. A mill, a tavern,a tannery, a saddlery and furniture maker were the main businesses. Most business was carried on by the barter of goods and services. There was no church and only a small school. In recent years, the world famous local raconteur Nick, known on the most illustrious TFP forum as BadNick, can be seen eating regularly at Silvio's hoagie shop.

ring 03-30-2008 10:00 AM

That's it!!...oh the fresh bread...I haven't had better..anywhere in the USA,
and I have lived almost everywhere...and what is in that hoagie sauce?

At first taste it seems to be a straightforward Italian dressing...
but then the exquisite underflavorings appear...

I cannot duplicate it...and no other place 30 miles West of that area
has ever done so either...so far...as I know..

Ohhhh....there is another memory of a bakery that had Christmas and Easter cookies,
with an anise flavored hard icing on them...

My Grandfather Nicholas used to take us there on Saturday mornings....

Ourcrazymodern? 03-30-2008 02:11 PM

My moments
tend to diff'rence,
As you know.

12-6=0+6

ring 03-30-2008 02:26 PM

I'll see you on the thumb...

Esoteric 03-31-2008 04:11 AM

:]

ring 03-31-2008 04:35 AM

1+2+6+0 = 9

I'm still not sure about this avatar...a little too perky perhaps.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-31-2008 04:54 AM

Do you have an erection that lasts all night?

You could be suffering from restless penis syndrome.

Esoteric 03-31-2008 04:58 AM

All night long.

ring 03-31-2008 05:20 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...rk-yin-and.jpg

genuinegirly 03-31-2008 07:20 AM

Pretty, Ring!

ring 03-31-2008 07:30 AM

Hi...this is Sufi...the rabbit that lived me in 1989...he loved to stretch out,
and relax in the sun...

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ile0001-38.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 03-31-2008 12:14 PM

Here's an ocean.
It wants you to swm in it.
Come on, I dare you!

ring 03-31-2008 12:45 PM

Salty ones
darting and playing;
together.

'Only love, can make it rain,
the way the beach is kissed by the sea...

I need to get back home..to cool cool rain...'

Zooksport2 04-01-2008 05:00 AM

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ring 04-01-2008 05:07 AM

Welcome back sir!

BadNick 04-01-2008 05:10 AM

I hope this thread lives up to its name one day soon. We're all trying to help it do that.

ring 04-01-2008 08:55 AM

coniglio

BadNick 04-01-2008 11:47 AM

^ ha ha made me look, stole my mother's pocket book ...so here's what I saw:

In the Italian language, "coniglio" means "rabbit" or "hare". The name is from the Latin "cuniculus", which also means "burrow", "tunnel", or "waterway". Our first Coniglio ancestor may have been a timid person, or had something to do with raising or hunting rabbits, or may have been a worker on a canal or tunnel.

The first Coniglio ancestor that we know of was Gaetano Coniglio, who was born in about 1774, in Canicatti (Can-ee-cot-TEE, accent on the last syllable), in the Province of Girgenti (now the Province of Agrigento), Sicily, Italy.

Gaetano was a shepherd (a "pecoraro"). Most Sicilians at this time lived under the rule of "campanilism". Each town had a main church steeple or "campanile", and children were told "don't go so far away that you can't see the steeple". This held for adults as well, and most of our ancestors were born, lived and died without ever being more than a mile or so away from their home. Shepherds, however, were a different breed, and would follow their flocks over the green hills and valleys that sometimes led to a nearby town. Gaetano's flock may have strayed to Serradifalco, in the nearby Province of Caltanissetta. There he met and married the daughter of Angelo Montalto and Anna Mineo: Giuseppa Montalto. Variations of her name are Montante and Montanto. Gaetano settled in Serradifalco with Giuseppa, and their children and grandchildren were born there. Giuseppa's death record notes that she was an "arte donessa", or "patroness of the arts".

The earlier names in this list were found on the Mormon Church's microfilms of civil and church records of births, baptisms, marriages, and deaths for Canicatti and Serradifalco. The Ellis Island website also has some information on the family. I have used the given names that I believe were on the individual's birth records: Giuseppe, Carmela, etc.; even though these names may have later been anglicized. Entries marked with * have more than one marriage.

Also, since I'm Hungarian this made me hungry so I found this:

Hassenpfeffer German Rabbit Stew Recipe
Ingredients
1 large or 2 small rabbits, cleaned, skinned, and cut into pieces
Marinade:
1/2 c. red-wine vinegar
1 1/2 c. water
1 c. dry red wine (I prefer a beaujolais to a heavier burgundy)
1 large or 2 medium onions, thinly sliced
1 t. salt
1 t. dry mustard
1 t. ground pepper
1 T. pickling spices
4 whole cloves
2 bay leaves
flour, seasoned with salt and pepper
4 T. clarified butter
sugar (start with 1 T.)
3 T. flour
1/2 c. sour cream
1/2 c. heavy cream

Directions
Mix the marinade, bring to a boil, then simmer for an hour. Cool to room temperature. Marinate the rabbit for at least a day (two is better).
Remove the rabbit pieces and dry them. Dredge them in the seasoned flour and brown in the butter on all sides. Strain the marinade and add it to the rabbit, cover tightly, and simmer for an hour. Remove the rabbit and place on a serving platter.
Add 1 T. sugar to the broth and taste. Add additional sugar if necessary to get the balance of sweet and sour you prefer. Blend the 3 T. flour with the cream and sour cream and add it, stirring constantly, cooking for a couple of minutes to thicken and remove the flour taste. Add salt and pepper to taste, pour over the rabbit, and serve.

ring 04-01-2008 12:02 PM

Tora

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ngy/thtora.jpg

genuinegirly 04-01-2008 01:17 PM

Cinnabunny likes the hair dryer.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2405/...3e497c47_m.jpg

Scorps 04-01-2008 01:54 PM

I had a pet rabbit back when I was 9 years old...never got another one...not enough room.

ring 04-01-2008 03:04 PM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ahafalls04.jpg

Scorps 04-01-2008 03:07 PM

That looks cold

MexicanOnABike 04-01-2008 03:12 PM

you know, i don't even read these posts anymore. it's just random crap everytime!

Ourcrazymodern? 04-01-2008 03:38 PM

12628

Anger, fear, and grief
cannot profit our being
unless we're perverts.

ring 04-01-2008 03:40 PM

I have an equable nature.

Zooksport2 04-02-2008 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring
Welcome back sir!


If you are addressing me, I never left... I was just posting elsewhere....


and I work for a living.... I am not a "sir" :)

.

jewels 04-02-2008 02:38 AM

Hi kiddies, I'm home :D

ring 04-02-2008 04:22 AM

12632

Ourcrazymodern? 04-02-2008 05:37 AM

"Not now, not never"
seems a good place for starting
another haiku.

Please keep functioning.
While living might kill you,
it doesn't have to.

Good morning,
my America!
What happened?

2 days.

12-6=3+3

ring 04-02-2008 05:53 AM

No slack...cut me no slack...

I miss the scent of sheets hung out to dry..

BadNick 04-02-2008 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike
you know, i don't even read these posts anymore. it's just random crap everytime!


What the hell you mean random crap?!! It takes at least a few seconds or more of careful thought and consideration for almost every post here and the contents of each post reflect something personal about the poster. Is that random crap?

E.g., here is an albino moose. Is this random crap, too? I rest my case.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...hite_moose.jpg

ring 04-02-2008 09:45 AM

Feisty....is hot..hot..hot..(the spirited good kind of feisty)

I saw a robin three times in my dreams...
I keep hearing them...when I'm awake..

soon
soon
soon.

BadNick 04-02-2008 10:02 AM

Contrary to our random-minded friend above, that's very relevant to my life, ring.

Just yesterday my younger boy pointed to a bird up in a tree and asked me "dad, is that a robin?" ...to which I said "where? I'm driving, I can't just look up at anything you point to" (and yes, I do have dangling participle faults at times). But just then I was able to slow down and look high up on a tree branch and I see not a robin, but a cardinal. So I said to my beloved little son ...actually, while he is my younger son, he is not so little anymore, being he is 11yo and quite strong and chubby... "that's a cardinal, not a robin"; he replies "how can you tell the difference?" so I explained the most notable characteristics of each bird to him and now I think he will remember that for the rest of his life. I hope someday when I am gone and somebody asks him "is that a robin?" he will remember his dad. In case he finds this thread some day ...Hi Tyler!!!... or someone else here is not sure, here is a robin
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...obin20copy.jpg

and here is a cardinal

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...l_byOwnby1.jpg

...being a dad and seeing my son growing into adolescence, I did weave a little "sex" into the story by telling him that the male birds are usually the more brightly colored while the females tend to be more muted colors ...to which he said "that's pimp!"

ring 04-02-2008 10:42 AM

Mirth abounding........Hi Tyler!

I used to spend many an hour watching a male cardinal....
take his time...poking about the feeder..looking for a plump and
perfect seed worthy of feeding to his intended...

BadNick 04-02-2008 11:07 AM

And moving on to a bird-brain side of birds, my brother and sister-in-law have a very nice house on one of the backwater tributary creeks of the Chesapeake Bay, surrounded by many trees and overlooking the waters. One of the regular visitors to a tree right next to the house is a large red cardinal. About once a day or so, this cardinal flies into the sliding glass door and bounces off, luckily so far he has not been seriously injured, except perhaps his brain. He keeps doing this several times a week so apparently there is something he knows that we don't ...maybe his reflection in the glass? Only the shadow knows.

ring 04-02-2008 11:24 AM

Chesapeake Bay is beautiful...that reminds me..a friend sent me
this video of a crow and a kitten, that became buddies.


jewels 04-03-2008 01:49 AM

Good morning, Tyler. :)

Zooksport2 04-03-2008 03:04 AM

random crap......

.

SSJTWIZTA 04-03-2008 04:06 AM

more random crap.

accompanied by random comic:
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comi.../policeman.png

ring 04-03-2008 04:08 AM

Hello Mr. Zooks...and all.....A Random Quote....

"It's a naive burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll
be amused by it's presumption" - James Thurber

Zooksport2 04-03-2008 04:36 AM

What a silly cartoon...

random. crap.


.

SSJTWIZTA 04-03-2008 04:36 AM

now that the tfp is up and kicking, im finding myself sleepy.

poop.

ring, some of the stuff you say it out there, girl.

ring 04-03-2008 04:45 AM

Uh-oh, I've been outed.

SSJTWIZTA 04-03-2008 04:49 AM

perhaps you can be inned.

ring 04-03-2008 04:52 AM

:D ..........That reminds me...I must confirm the hotel reservation.

Esoteric 04-03-2008 05:04 AM

Cyanide & Happiness.

ring 04-03-2008 05:18 AM

Cyanotic and blue....
I prefer sky ...

SSJTWIZTA 04-03-2008 05:29 AM

Cyanide & happiness indeed!

midnight for me, thnx.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-03-2008 05:44 AM

Possibly tunnels
provide better protection?
Or some more pleasure?

The sunrise was INCREDIBLE from here this morning. Then the birds, um, (heh), the Eagles sang, and I forgot to mention it.

But guess what?
Ideas flow on,
and they will.

(I love you)

12÷6-5=-3

SSJTWIZTA 04-03-2008 05:54 AM

uhhh.
i love you too?

:lol:

lucky you, i had my ears plugged with headphones and couldnt enjoy the bird-songs.

-hiiisssssss- the light!

ring 04-03-2008 05:54 AM

In mere moments...

The Eagle will ... land.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...792112-001.jpg

jewels 04-03-2008 09:27 AM

One Adam twelve.

ring 04-03-2008 09:49 AM

One Eve 11.9999999

BadNick 04-03-2008 09:56 AM

these posts are not random enough, too poignant for nonsense! Tyler sends his best regards to all of us.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cs2/adam12.jpg

Being somewhat of a motorhead myself, I would really like to have one of these patrol cars now:

The patrol cars in the series were not real LAPD cruisers, but were purchased by Universal Studios from Chrysler Corporation and American Motors, and outfitted by the prop department to LAPD cruiser specs. In order, the cars were:
1: 1967 Plymouth Belvedere 383 V8 ("pilot" only)
2: 1968 Plymouth Belvedere 383 V8 (season one)
3: 1969 Plymouth Belvedere 383 V8 (season two)
4: 1971 Plymouth Satellite 383 V8 (season three)
5: 1973 AMC Matador 401 V8 (seasons four, five and six)

ring 04-03-2008 10:06 AM

Making sense in nonsense does not make any sense..so therefore...

I'm burning incense....instead of rubber....

oh thank you..thank you... my sense of smell has returned...

just in time.

Esoteric 04-03-2008 10:37 AM

[:

genuinegirly 04-03-2008 10:51 AM

Sunshine, clover, and 12661

Esoteric 04-03-2008 11:41 AM

12662

jewels 04-03-2008 11:51 AM

Hey hey we're the Monkees!

BadNick 04-03-2008 12:56 PM

monkey see monkey do 12664

Ourcrazymodern? 04-03-2008 01:11 PM

The pigeons hurry,
so they can get their pleasure.
Then they lay their eggs.

SSJTWIZTA 04-03-2008 04:28 PM

lucky pigeons.

12666.

uh-oh, 12 beasts? no thank you.

genuinegirly 04-03-2008 07:36 PM

sleepy sunsets missed for studies.

BadNick 04-03-2008 07:54 PM

To avoid just random randomness, I'll throw in another "longest" factoid that is truly inspirational:


What was the world's longest piercing session? On March 04, 2006 Kam Ma spent 7 hours and 55 minutes being pierced by Charlie Wilson at Sunderland Body Art in the UK. When the world's longest body piercing session was over Charlie Wilson had pierced Kam Ma a record breaking 1,015 times, all without the use of any anesthetic.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cs2/pierce.jpg

MexicanOnABike 04-03-2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
What the hell you mean random crap?!! It takes at least a few seconds or more of careful thought and consideration for almost every post here and the contents of each post reflect something personal about the poster. Is that random crap?

E.g., here is an albino moose. Is this random crap, too? I rest my case.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...hite_moose.jpg

BEST CAMOUFLAGE EVER!!

and, you see ?? i come here and try to make an awesome game and i get random crap. i say: fuck this and that it's all crap and then i get these cool posts. it's odd.

jewels 04-04-2008 01:49 AM

'Tis Friday. That is all.

ring 04-04-2008 04:31 AM

Butterflies....not moths...

FRIDAY!

BadNick 04-04-2008 06:31 AM

TGIF ...but those pesky little moths are still infesting my house; how I wish it was butterflies, that would be so cool. But I got a couple moth traps that have some pheromone stuff in them ...I almost felt urges to crawl into that little trap myself... so I noticed within a few hours that many MANY moths were now in the vicinity of the traps, luckily I put the traps someplace away from our living area so they are at least distracted elsewhere, so I'm swatting away murdering most of the moths, the traps are now loaded with more dead ones stuck to the very sticky bottom. But alas, my research suggests that unless I clean all sources of larvae habitats, I fear they will multiply and return. I did announce to the family that our friends the spiders seem to be catching a few, so we are not to harm the spiders and, in fact, help them. I will not give up ...maybe I should start a moth thread like GiantHamburger's rat thread and get more good ideas ...though I think moths are not edible.

ring 04-04-2008 06:33 AM

Spiders....you must encourage them....

they will save you.

Esoteric 04-04-2008 10:21 AM

Sleep.

peelS.

jewels 04-04-2008 11:48 AM

126-75

Esoteric 04-04-2008 12:05 PM

Sup Jewels.

I'D HIT IT! :p

I'm only joking please don't hurt me.

jewels 04-04-2008 12:13 PM

Oh yeah ... ?

I'd do him in a heartbeat!

Esoteric 04-04-2008 12:37 PM

Yeah? Yeah?

Shit, I got nothin.

jewels 04-04-2008 12:39 PM

:lol: That's okay. It's still Friday!

Yeah!

BadNick 04-04-2008 12:40 PM

you guys aren't talkin' about that moose, are you?

ring 04-04-2008 12:47 PM

We should name the moose....Randomoose.

Esoteric 04-04-2008 12:50 PM

No, can't say that we are...

MexicanOnABike 04-04-2008 01:26 PM

randomoose?

jewels 04-04-2008 02:24 PM

Random meese.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-04-2008 04:25 PM

So my moose
Enables others
So sue me

I didn't mean that
Happy Friday to us all!
.My ring says hello.

MexicanOnABike 04-04-2008 04:33 PM

my room is now clean. whee! must go shopping soon.

jewels 04-04-2008 04:53 PM

I've just finished shopping. Food in this place once again. Yayy!

genuinegirly 04-04-2008 05:31 PM

This evening is unravelling a bit differently than I intended.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-04-2008 06:08 PM

This ev'ning ravels
as I might have intended
If I intended..

SSJTWIZTA 04-04-2008 11:41 PM

colt 45 and Old E are good, but they dont hold a candle to reefer.

anyone down for a trade?

Ourcrazymodern? 04-05-2008 03:09 AM

I have a cursor
And my spine and other things:
Trust me, it happens.

jewels 04-05-2008 03:51 AM

Sabado baby!

Ourcrazymodern? 04-05-2008 04:02 AM

The birds are singing.
The right side of the sod is mine.
What more could one want?

12-6-9=-3

Esoteric 04-05-2008 04:15 AM

:O

Ourcrazymodern? 04-05-2008 07:52 AM

That which overlies
often underlies as well,
providing basis.

12695

Esoteric 04-05-2008 08:51 AM

:>

genuinegirly 04-05-2008 12:36 PM

Shopping for white dress shoes should not be a massive challenge.

MexicanOnABike 04-05-2008 03:15 PM

no. it shouldn.t

genuinegirly 04-06-2008 12:42 AM

Then why am I going bonkers?

SSJTWIZTA 04-06-2008 03:41 AM

because you cant find the shoes, genuine.

just get some chucks, they go good with anything :)


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