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lindalove · 12-27-2005, 10:09 AM

"It wasn't me, some little dude came in and stole all their burgers! I swear!"

ShaniFaye · 12-27-2005, 10:14 AM

"ok ok ok....we'll start putting a decent amount of salt on our fries again!!"

Brewmaniac · 12-27-2005, 10:33 AM

I swear, she said she was 18!

Bill O'Rights · 12-27-2005, 10:49 AM

I telling you, it was a big creepy looking guy, with a crown on his head, that was looking in her window and offering her his "sandwich"...not me!!

Poppinjay · 12-27-2005, 11:11 AM

“This holilday season, McDonalds will greatly reduce the size of their Macy’s parade float, to emphasize that there are choices on the menu that do not always make you a McFatass.”

-30-

Slippery Slope · 12-28-2005, 06:42 PM

McDonalds idea to introduce more healthy meals
into their restaurants has an unexpected effect...

fresnelly · 12-28-2005, 07:23 PM

"Sure, sure. A big purple man made you do it. Right. Keep your head down and get in the car."

Bad boys, Bad boys...

Bob Biter · 01-06-2006, 04:51 PM

"That's right, click your heels, clown. This is all a big joke. Let's see how happy you are inside when your having your creamy ass churned into butter."

vermin · 01-07-2006, 09:00 PM

"That bitch was ASKIN' for it, they're ALL askin' for it, ALL THE TIME!
C'mon guys, don't cuff me, CUFF HER!
AND I'LL SHARE HER WITH YA!
...then we'll all float...

absorbentishe · 01-07-2006, 10:55 PM

You've sold one too many bad burgers, we got to take you in, and make you eat them too.

Daniel_ · 01-08-2006, 07:38 AM

If you look clsely you can see tha the sun really DOES shine out of my ass.

Tachion · 01-09-2006, 02:03 PM

Found him in the park. He been dead for a while. Rigor mortis has set in.

Willravel · 01-09-2006, 02:06 PM

"The clown is down." - Judge Schneider, Simpsons.

DonovanDuVal · 01-12-2006, 01:49 PM

Police react badly to McDonalds running out of doughnuts.

DonovanDuVal · 01-12-2006, 01:53 PM

Attracting small children with bright shiny colours and toys with their food. Now that we know it was grooming, and this was always on the cards.

DonovanDuVal · 01-12-2006, 01:55 PM

'This village people cover band is shit. I said I wanted to be the cop, and he's pissed up and dressed as a clown.'

12-27-2005, 10:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
lindalove Registered User	caption this #1

12-27-2005, 10:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	"ok ok ok....we'll start putting a decent amount of salt on our fries again!!" __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

12-27-2005, 10:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	I swear, she said she was 18! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

12-27-2005, 10:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	I telling you, it was a big creepy looking guy, with a crown on his head, that was looking in her window and offering her his "sandwich"...not me!! __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

12-27-2005, 11:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	“This holilday season, McDonalds will greatly reduce the size of their Macy’s parade float, to emphasize that there are choices on the menu that do not always make you a McFatass.” -30- __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

12-27-2005, 10:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
lindalove Registered User	"It wasn't me, some little dude came in and stole all their burgers! I swear!"

12-28-2005, 06:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
Slippery Slope Crazy	McDonalds idea to introduce more healthy meals into their restaurants has an unexpected effect...

12-28-2005, 07:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	"Sure, sure. A big purple man made you do it. Right. Keep your head down and get in the car." Bad boys, Bad boys... __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

01-06-2006, 04:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	"That's right, click your heels, clown. This is all a big joke. Let's see how happy you are inside when your having your creamy ass churned into butter." __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

01-07-2006, 09:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	"That bitch was ASKIN' for it, they're ALL askin' for it, ALL THE TIME! C'mon guys, don't cuff me, CUFF HER! AND I'LL SHARE HER WITH YA! ...then we'll all float... __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst. Last edited by vermin; 01-07-2006 at 09:02 PM..

01-07-2006, 10:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	You've sold one too many bad burgers, we got to take you in, and make you eat them too.

01-08-2006, 07:38 AM	#12 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	If you look clsely you can see tha the sun really DOES shine out of my ass. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

01-09-2006, 02:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	Found him in the park. He been dead for a while. Rigor mortis has set in.

01-09-2006, 02:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	"The clown is down." - Judge Schneider, Simpsons.

01-12-2006, 01:49 PM	#15 (permalink)
DonovanDuVal Crazy Location: UK	Police react badly to McDonalds running out of doughnuts. __________________ "I've been Donovan DuVal. Take care of yourselves, and each other."

01-12-2006, 01:53 PM	#16 (permalink)
DonovanDuVal Crazy Location: UK	Attracting small children with bright shiny colours and toys with their food. Now that we know it was grooming, and this was always on the cards. __________________ "I've been Donovan DuVal. Take care of yourselves, and each other."

01-12-2006, 01:55 PM	#17 (permalink)
DonovanDuVal Crazy Location: UK	'This village people cover band is shit. I said I wanted to be the cop, and he's pissed up and dressed as a clown.' __________________ "I've been Donovan DuVal. Take care of yourselves, and each other." Last edited by DonovanDuVal; 01-12-2006 at 01:59 PM..