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coash · 11-29-2004, 01:29 AM

http://www.penisland.com

i'm not as sick as you people

Stiltzkin · 11-29-2004, 06:54 PM

Well this stupid website does not load for me. Is it a prank? I could ping this site or do a whois, but what's the point? YOU'RE SICK DAMN IT, YOU SICKO!

Just kidding ^^

Tophat665 · 11-29-2004, 07:58 PM

Now why would I want to go to Pen Island?

the_marq · 11-29-2004, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

Now why would I want to go to Pen Island?

Hehe, reminds me of this site: http://www.whorepresents.com/

Sure, to normal folks like you and I it's "who represents" but to pervs like Coash it's something dirty.

Munku · 12-01-2004, 08:41 AM

It's sad that I instantly read those both as Penis Land and Whore Presents.

The real sites didn't even enter my head.

Jonsgirl · 12-01-2004, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Munku

It's sad that I instantly read those both as Penis Land and Whore Presents.

The real sites didn't even enter my head.

Exactly my thoughts.

CityOfAngels · 12-02-2004, 12:20 AM

I actually thought of "Pen Island", but "Whore Presents" is what I saw on the second one. Hmmm.

Redlemon · 12-02-2004, 06:49 AM

Oh man, there was another one, I think an offshoot from Anderson Consulting (back before they were Accenture). It was titled www.(something)sexchange.com. Wish I could remember the whole thing, since that would make this a much more humorous post. Ah well.

Redlemon · 09-15-2005, 07:39 AM

Long-term followup: this turned up at Snopes today as true. In addition to the sites mentioned above, they also list:

powergenitalia.com Spoiler: (the Italian branch of Powergen)
expertsexchange.com Spoiler: (Experts Exchange)
molestationnursery.com Spoiler: (The Mole Station Native Nursery)

5757 · 09-15-2005, 08:20 AM

That is so fricken funny! I of course instantly read all of it the naughty way. Figures. But I haven't had sex in a while.. so it's on the brain! Man.

Rawb · 09-15-2005, 08:56 AM

This reminds me of a site I had when I was sharing a house with like seven other guys.

Somtimes it was tough to remember who the major chicks were, and who had dibs on which ones.

So I made a site, whoring.rawb.org . (And for reasons that only the Flying Spaghetti Monster knows, web.archive.org has a copy availible here )

Now, it really was supposed to be whoring (whore-ing). But, someone got all hissy about it, and one of my friends thought up the great idea that it wasn't whoring, but the who-ring.

So, in my case, it worked well in the opposite direction.

drainpipe · 09-15-2005, 10:02 AM

I find it really hard to believe that anyone can see anything but Penis Land. I mean... penis is one of those words that just sort of jump out at you. The others I can kinda sorta see (well, I don't think anyone would get powergenitalia).

5757 · 09-15-2005, 10:04 AM

Drainpipe-
They all look like Molly Mormons. Man, it's the O.D. for somebody! haha. Gee glad that worked out for you..

___________________________________________________

It just seems like that molestationnursery.com was planned out. Kinda sick.

Redlemon · 09-15-2005, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by 5757

It just seems like that molestationnursery.com was planned out. Kinda sick.

From their website (the URL is valid):

Quote:

Situated west of Tenterfield on the Northern Tablelands of New South Wales, the nursery, which is predominately wholesale, specialises in the production of frost hardy native shrubs, cut flower varieties and farm trees.

The nursery is set on Mole Station, a 2430 hectare sheep and cattle property which also offers Farm Stay Holidays to local and overseas visitors.

It doesn't look like they have any sense of humor (or, as they would probably spell it, "humour"), so I'm thinking bad coincidence.

Redlemon · 12-02-2005, 11:34 AM

Just found more:

gasheating.co.uk Spoiler: Domestic central heating design guide
achildshaven.com Spoiler: A Child's Haven for Early Care and Learning
gotahoe.com Spoiler: Lake Tahoe vacation rentals, hotels and lodging packages
fagray.com Spoiler: F.A. Gray Paint
choosespain.com Spoiler: Holiday villas Spain, apartments, Spanish rental accommodation

theguyondacouch · 12-02-2005, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Just found more:
gotahoe.com
fagray.com

These are the only 2 that i saw as dirty. I had to figure out the rest, choosespain was the hardest

Redlemon · 12-02-2005, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by theguyondacouch

These are the only 2 that i saw as dirty. I had to figure out the rest, choosespain was the hardest

Yeah, not as clever as the earlier posts, but I'm an Internet librarian, so I have to be completist about this.

(Actually, not entirely complete - there's a whole bunch of urls that contain 'sexchange', but it gets dull quickly.)

Charlatan · 12-02-2005, 12:20 PM

I think I saw nearly all of them as dirty and had to re-read to find the clean version. I must be pretty sick.

theguyondacouch · 12-02-2005, 02:09 PM

gasheating is pretty funny though

Mantus · 12-02-2005, 02:30 PM

Wonder if one can make some sort of phychological test out of this?
We all know men think about sex allot but the fact that I read every one of those names in the wrong way lets me know that my mind is in a very, very...happy place.

Lucifer · 12-14-2005, 04:49 AM

well i don't know about the rest of you sickos, but I saw gasheating, as gas heating

11-29-2004, 01:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
coash Banned	www.penisland.com http://www.penisland.com i'm not as sick as you people

11-29-2004, 06:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Well this stupid website does not load for me. Is it a prank? I could ping this site or do a whois, but what's the point? YOU'RE SICK DAMN IT, YOU SICKO! Just kidding ^^ __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-29-2004, 07:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Now why would I want to go to Pen Island? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-02-2004, 06:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Oh man, there was another one, I think an offshoot from Anderson Consulting (back before they were Accenture). It was titled www.(something)sexchange.com. Wish I could remember the whole thing, since that would make this a much more humorous post. Ah well. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

09-15-2005, 07:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Long-term followup: this turned up at Snopes today as true. In addition to the sites mentioned above, they also list: powergenitalia.com Spoiler: (the Italian branch of Powergen) expertsexchange.com Spoiler: (Experts Exchange) molestationnursery.com Spoiler: (The Mole Station Native Nursery) __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-01-2004, 08:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	It's sad that I instantly read those both as Penis Land and Whore Presents. The real sites didn't even enter my head.

09-15-2005, 08:20 AM	#10 (permalink)
5757 Insane Location: Vegas!!	... That is so fricken funny! I of course instantly read all of it the naughty way. Figures. But I haven't had sex in a while.. so it's on the brain! Man. __________________ Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint, Forever in debt to ((your)) priceless advice. - Nirvana

09-15-2005, 08:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
Rawb Crazy Location: Salt Town, UT	This reminds me of a site I had when I was sharing a house with like seven other guys. Somtimes it was tough to remember who the major chicks were, and who had dibs on which ones. So I made a site, whoring.rawb.org . (And for reasons that only the Flying Spaghetti Monster knows, web.archive.org has a copy availible here ) Now, it really was supposed to be whoring (whore-ing). But, someone got all hissy about it, and one of my friends thought up the great idea that it wasn't whoring, but the who-ring. So, in my case, it worked well in the opposite direction.

09-15-2005, 10:02 AM	#12 (permalink)
drainpipe Tilted	I find it really hard to believe that anyone can see anything but Penis Land. I mean... penis is one of those words that just sort of jump out at you. The others I can kinda sorta see (well, I don't think anyone would get powergenitalia).

09-15-2005, 10:04 AM	#13 (permalink)
5757 Insane Location: Vegas!!	... Drainpipe- They all look like Molly Mormons. Man, it's the O.D. for somebody! haha. Gee glad that worked out for you.. ___________________________________________________ It just seems like that molestationnursery.com was planned out. Kinda sick. __________________ Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint, Forever in debt to ((your)) priceless advice. - Nirvana Last edited by 5757; 09-15-2005 at 10:05 AM.. Reason: Short term memory loss - haha

12-02-2005, 11:34 AM	#15 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Just found more: gasheating.co.uk Spoiler: Domestic central heating design guide achildshaven.com Spoiler: A Child's Haven for Early Care and Learning gotahoe.com Spoiler: Lake Tahoe vacation rentals, hotels and lodging packages fagray.com Spoiler: F.A. Gray Paint choosespain.com Spoiler: Holiday villas Spain, apartments, Spanish rental accommodation __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-02-2005, 12:20 PM	#18 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I think I saw nearly all of them as dirty and had to re-read to find the clean version. I must be pretty sick. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-02-2005, 02:09 PM	#19 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	gasheating is pretty funny though __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

12-02-2005, 02:30 PM	#20 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Wonder if one can make some sort of phychological test out of this? We all know men think about sex allot but the fact that I read every one of those names in the wrong way lets me know that my mind is in a very, very...happy place.

12-14-2005, 04:49 AM	#21 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	well i don't know about the rest of you sickos, but I saw gasheating, as gas heating __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321