I was going to use this as one of my signatures...

[zz0011]

...but then I decided it was just too long.

Still, fun!

Well, from a certain point of view...

LUKE: Obi-Wan! You told me that the Macintosh was a dead platform.
BEN: Macintosh was seduced by the dark side. It ceased to truly be Apple and became an aspect of Microsoft. When that happened, the good system which was the Macintosh was destroyed. So what I have told you was true... from a certain point of view.
LUKE: A certain point of view!
BEN: Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
LUKE: There's still good in the Macintosh.
BEN: I also thought it could be turned back to the good side. It couldn't be done. It is more machine now than interface. Twisted and evil.
LUKE: I can't abandon the Macintosh platform.
BEN: Then Bill has already won. You were our only hope....

~ cue John Williams ~

[Stiltzkin]

I suppose this would have been better suited to Tilted Humor?
Still entertaining nonetheless.