Threadjack this thread!
 

Your job is to threadjack this thread from the topic of the previous poster.

But hold on there, Jack. You can't just go willy nilly derail happy, you must attempt to address the topic in the post above before jacking it.

If you attempt to jack the thread before addressing the topic, I will get really angry and do something like this:http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...ind/madani.gif

Which reminds me, it's funny how many smilies there are out there to convey all these different emotions. What do you think about smilies? Are they a trite chat cliche or do they serve a useful purpose in conveying the often misinterpreted emotion behind the text?

Emoticons are nothing more than the devil's work, whom you're going to meet personally if you don't get yourself right with the supreme being. (The Hamburger is watching YOU!) :hmm:

god is not a hamburger... he is a vegan... like moby.... herman melville.... CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL?

i say.........let your freak flag fly......

everybody is fuckin' cool...

...even if it is a rainbow flag.

boogers...

this is a thread where you post your boogers

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I'd pick my threads a little more carefully if I'm properly warned. So far I have only had 2 parking tickets and no warnings - but after 30 plus years of driving over the limit the odds are mounting against me.

I dunno, I've never gotten a ticket before. Maybe I just obey the law...most of the time. And kramus, what's the deal with me always posting directly after you? Well, I suppose it's only happend once before, but its weird. Do you often just search the new posts list and reply to ones that interest you?

I definitely use the new posts function pretty exclusively to find out what's going on. Sometimes I hit the button way too often in the hopes that new replies will show up. I wonder if I should slow down with that and train myself in the concept of delayed gratification? Shouldn't we all reign in our base impulses? Discuss.

delayed gratification just brings misery becuase you want it to feel so good but it dosen't it's like masturbating and then stopping....that would give you blue balls....blue balls suck.....doncha think...

Speaking of blue balls, anyone watch ballbreakers on GSN? I never thought pool on TV could be interesting to watch...

HEY GUYS , MY PENIS IS TINY

what can i do about it?

I don't know what you could do about your penis, but maybe you shouldn't use so many colours. personally, my favourite colour is blue, how about you guys?

I love the color blue. I hate the color red. That's becasue when I was younger we did the game Bloody Mary where you go in a dark room and say her name in front of a mirror. Bloody equals red and I hate red. So, I was thinking that maybe I am a chicken shit. I get freaked out by the easiest things. Like the other day, I was cleaning the house and I heard something fall in the other room. I thought that someone had broken in, which is funny because I live on the 13th floor. Has anyone else ever been afraid of something that is improbable?

The Queen of England is just like all of us... she get an itch and has to scratch it...

What I want to know is why my itch to have a new Scooter can't be fullfilled. I think it's just a conspiracy started by THE MAN to keep me down. THE MAN sucks.

Yea, the Man is keeping me down, making it impossible to get the job i want, so I'm just playing on the pc and with my camera, which right now is a 4.0 Minolta. Thinking of getting a better one that will fit the lenses we already have. Should I get another 35mm or another digital? Decision, decisions....

Digital's are nice!! We bought this digital clock that completely lights up the room making it impossible to sleep, so I spent all night making shadow puppets...

My son and I make shadow puppets all the time...

But tell me... why do kids have to grow up? I mean he's turning 11... I don't think I'm ready for him to be a man...

Man, these are some hilarious posts. It reminds me of the time I went waterskiing and there were all these donuts in my grandfather's car. I ate a maple donut not because I like maple donuts but because it was there.

I don't understand why the queen is picking her nose, though. I wonder if her boogers are blue...

Anyways, this one time...at band camp....

I love maple donuts, I eat them because I love them, I will eat them in a car or a bar, I can eat them on a plane or a train, I like to eat them in a cave or off of my naked Dave.

My wedding invites all went in the mail today!!!!!!!!!

I"m so glad that Shani's wedding is starting to come together. I remember the stress I felt before my wedding. Then everything came together perfectly. Our music was the best part. I'm listening to the Breeders right now. I love Kim Deal and want to be just as cool as her. Who do you all want to be like?

I don't think I want to be like anyone, but I would kill for Gwen Stefani's abs. Wonder if her real name is Gwendolyn? I had a penpal named Wendy and the nuns in her school called her Gwendolyn in error all the time. Why do they call those outfits nun s wear 'habits'? I wouldn't want a habit like that, I'd rather keep smoking.

I have nasty habits but I am not sure I want to talk about them here...

Speaking of which, have you ever wondered why we all spend so much time here?

Speaking is a real good way of communicating, but I prefer eye contact. Y'know where you open your eyelids real wide and rub corneas with a hot chick (or even an ugly bitch if you're desperate) ha-ha. What's the deal with irises though? They look like mouldy sponges!
Which reminds me that I need to clean kitchen floor! Doesn't cleaning suck? I wish I had a flamethrower. Discuss.

Flamethrowers are dangerous and shouldn't be used unless you are fully intoxicated.

Speaking of intoxication, there was a rat on the subway tracks the other day.

I saw that rat

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It had boogers

Booger!!

I remember him from Revenge of the Nerds, he was in that movie Risky Business with Tom Cruise that was in the same movie as Kevin Bacon, A Few Good Men....

Yeah, that's what this thread is about.

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I've noticed that all of my thread is of the old cotton variety. Should I dump all of those spools and get new thread?

Whatever you do, don't dump your spools over instant messenger.
That would just be rude! not to mention spineless.

i bought a rug at Target today. The sign said ON SALE $59, but when the dude rang it up it came up as $69. i almost said screw it, but i really wanted the rug & i wanted it ON SALE. So, had to wait for a manager to get his ass downstairs. Then had to go to the rug department with him. He saw the sign & said (i kid you not!), "oh the rug you have is 60" by 96". The ones on sale are 5' x 8'." OMG. i explained how inches translate to feet. twelves times five equals sixty & twelve times eight equals ninety-six. He thought about it for awhile. Finally he said, "Oh. Okay, i guess your rug is on sale." DUH!!!!! So, i won the battle & bought the rug ON SALE.

I'm looking for a nice rug to use as a tapestry.

Speaking of nice, I saw a nice pair of boobies on tv yesterday. They had blue feet.

Blue footed boobies! I love 'em

jesus christ all-mighty I don't know exactly where they come from
except that I know they are undescribably non-existant.

So you think you can tell

Blue skys from pain

That's an excellent tune.

I prefer blue skies to pain. Funny how your brain connects certain colors to particular emotions. When I feel emotional pain I see or think purple. When I feel regular pain such as a cut or broken bone I see or think yellow.

A couple of the streets just off campus here are red brick. It's to fuckin' early and I need some more coffee.

Ya, emmotion and colors.......hmmmmm.......Put your hands up, NOW! Everybody on the ground! I'm not kidding here! This is a threadjack! I'm taking over this thread! I said don't move! We're gonna talk about what I wanna talk about!

Cellphones are annoying aren't they? I mean what ever happened to somebody not being home. Right. It just doesn't seem natural. I also can't stand when somebody has a song for their ring tone....... I said don't move!!

OMG!! I heard the coolest song yesterday, I forgot the name and who sung it and I'd hum it but this is the internet and that doesn't work to well... I can't get it out of my head, don't you hate when that happens?!!?!

I know that song.

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It's called "Booger in your eye". Great tune.

Booger in your eye....is that kind of like Eye of the Tiger? Or maybe you could combine them in to Booger In Your Eye of the Tiger. It will be wonderful.

What is wonderful for me is almost being done moving. I do hate moving. Just when I think I have everything packed up, I find some more stuff!

Like when I'm picking my nose I'm always finding more stuff...

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There are a lot of nose pickers in here. Did you know that it is not healthy? You know a lot of people want to be doctors when they grow up. I never wanted to be one. I don't really care for sick people. I would be terrified of catching a disease. Did anyone here want to be a doctor when they were younger?

I was almost a doctor, but I decided not to go to med school.

Besides, I don't like golf, but I like driving the cart. Hey did anyone watch Tiger this past weekend? Damn!!

I don't like watching golf on tv - or anywhere else for that matter. I just think it's too boring an activity to be televised. Sort of like peanut butter.

Peanut butter is really good. I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the other day. Peanut butter and jelly - who'd've ever thought that those two things would go together? I wonder who the first person was to ever put peanut butter together with jelly. Wouldn't it be cool if you were the first person to ever do something that became so popular?

I wish I'd been the first man to ever buy a woman a drink. Though I haven't really done that since . . . 1978, '79 . . . I wonder what they drink in bars and such these days. I see things like Pepsi Blue, and Lemon Coke, and think wtf?

wtf, lol, rofl: isn't it annoying when you hear people spell these letter group out loud?
And what about reinforcing rods? If you're going to build a statue out of concrete, you'll want to use re-bar; unless you're building a statue of Dan Haggerty, then you'll want to use grizz re-bar.

Ha-ha, but I digest.

Speaking of digestion, brb.

WOW, in the ladies longue, there is a thread about how long people go without sex in a committed relationship and my god, people go months and even a Year without having sex? What planet are they from? How do they stand it? After six months... it would be DIVORCE for me :)

Sweetpea

Sex is always good. Although I have somewhat slowed down from my younger years. It's more about quality and not so much about quantity.

With my first wife I got to the place where I didn't have it in me to stick it in her no more. So going a month or longer wasn't a big deal. She was a bitch...... still is for that matter.

Today is the day my puppy learns the bounderies of the yard. They will be here this afternoon to install the new Pet Stop fence around the yard. I hope he has the collar adjusted properly and he doesn't harm my dog.

I'm gettin' off early today!! woohoooooooo!!!!!

you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you cant pick which dude you are going to punch in the face on the train because they are talking on their cell phone and listening to their ipods and eating subway sandwiches., I HATE THEM.

I also think old women are hot. REALLY old women.

If you have a really old hot woman on your hands, it would behoove you to purchase an air-conditioner.

The brand of air-conditioner I have is GE.

I have central air but I don't know what brand is being used. I do love air conditioning, though, it's such a refreshment on those unbearably muggy summer days. I really like summer, but my favorite season is autumn.

There's just something about autumn - the crisp air, the changing leaves, the cooler days. October is by far my favorite month of the year. Every Tim Burton movie should be released in October.

You like October? Bah September is a much nicer time of year... the weather is perfect... PERFECT.

Now in September the Film Festival comes to Toronto. The film festival rocks... All that great celluloid unspooled before my eyes... and I get paid to watch.

toronto sucks. i hate canada.

Thats because Jim Keane... author of family circus was born there. Sure in his bio it will tell you elsewhere but thats because he hated it there. They booted his ass out along with the rest of the nazis back in 68'.

I love hot dogs. Especially with peanut butter.

mother lovebone baby.........



...my penis was green,and i didn't understand........

I don't understand that either but I can tell you that this picture is exactly where I work Link and that part, I understand

feelgood, does your boss not like you or something? Why's your office right behind that aircraft? How do you get anything done?

I try to my work done on time, though I rarely ever do. In fact, I rarely get any work done at all that I'm supposed to get done. Like right now, I'm supposed to be taking out the trash cause it's getting all smelly what with the vegetables in it. What can I say, there are some vegetables that are just not meant to be eaten.

I agree! Who decided that we should eat okra? It doesn't taste good unless fried and then all the nutritional value is gone. Speaking of food, why do people insist on saying quesa-DILLA instead of quesa-DIYA? Bugs the crap out of me!

That whole spanish pronunciation thing bugs the hell out of me, too. I was mocked, I tell you MOCKED, by the entire teller line when I asked for Mr. Chavez in a bank in New Mexico. I pronounced it "she-vez'" and the giggling tellers corrected me. How the hell does Chavez become sha'vis? It just doesn't make any sense, dammit.

And speaking of cents, what the hell is happening to the US dollar?

The dollar seems to be shrinking a bit. A whole bunch of'em will fit in a box I have for saving them, then when I have a lot of them, I spend on myself. Spouse says it's selfish, but I think I'm worth a few bucks. There was a dead buck on the highway. Here, you're allowed to take the antlers off a hit deer. But if I damaged my car with it, why would I want the antlers? Not like I was hunting.

I drove by a downed hawk a while back. It was on the road - a victem of highway dynamics - with one wing pointing straight up to the sky, lit by that golden rose new morning sun. As I slowed a cube truck passed the other way - and the wheels left a floating chaff I drove slowly away from. Some moments lit by a clear light seem almost like magic pieces we chanced to share in.

I like when you share a moment with a stranger. It seems as if there is a bond made there. Speaking of bond, I got the worst suntan and it started itching really bad. I had to get Gold Bond to soothe the itch, but it smelled like vapor rub. Does anyone have suggestions of what to use on an itchy sunburn?

I have a suggestion but you're not going to like it.

http://www.impactpress.com/articles/octnov97/booger.jpg

Suggestions go well in a box.

My box of rocks is getting heavy and unwieldy.

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