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uncle phil 08-23-2005 05:25 PM

/me just had supper, and something's rotten in the state of denmark...

Charlatan 08-23-2005 06:57 PM

are you making fun of Nancy or something?

JumpinJesus 08-23-2005 08:32 PM

You know, Charlatan, I really wish you had said something different.

kramus 08-23-2005 08:43 PM

I noticed that somebody usually says something at times like these. We just can't help ourselves I guess.

Fremen 08-23-2005 10:44 PM

I found something growing in my fridge.
It tasted something like chicken.

Redlemon 08-24-2005 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen
I found something growing in my fridge.
It tasted something like chicken.

Quote:

There's somethin' weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
My roommate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probably his
It looks like it's alive...
And livin' in the fridge...livin' in the fridge
= Weird Al Yankovic

Fly 08-24-2005 06:53 PM

[musical note]........something in the way she moves..........[/musical note]

JumpinJesus 08-24-2005 06:55 PM

Did you hear something?

Fly 08-24-2005 06:56 PM

i thought i heard a birdie,or something to that effect.

Fly 08-24-2005 06:58 PM

i was wrong............the dog was chasing a rabbit or mouse or something..........



damn dogs

Zephyr66 08-25-2005 06:58 AM

I'm now going to ruin this thread:
NOTHING!

Fremen 08-25-2005 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zephyr66
I'm now going to ruin this thread:
NOTHING!

That is something very blasphemous, sir! Good day!!




I said, Good day!!!




:thumbsup:

Charlatan 08-25-2005 10:42 AM

Something tells me Bernie is going to open a can of Woop-ass on Zephyr...

uncle phil 08-25-2005 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
i thought i heard a birdie,or something to that effect.

i make a birdie and you'll hear something...

JumpinJesus 08-25-2005 12:11 PM

There's something mighty fishy going on around here.

Charlatan 08-25-2005 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
i make a birdie and you'll hear something...

Something tells me he can't wait that long...

Fly 08-25-2005 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Something tells me he can't wait that long...



something tells me you're right..........

bernadette 08-26-2005 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Something tells me Bernie is going to open a can of Woop-ass on Zephyr...

nah. that's just something that punk ass wants to happen.

well, i ain't serving that kind of something today.

smell that.

Zephyr66 08-27-2005 04:51 AM

Damn, my trolling didnt work. Now I'm sad or something.

paddyjoe 08-27-2005 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette
that punk ass

something bernie picked up in prison

Fly 08-27-2005 05:39 AM

something tells me joe knows a thing or two about prison.

Charlatan 08-27-2005 05:51 AM

Something tells me the love between Joe and Fly is going to change the world...

Fly 08-27-2005 08:31 AM

something tells me that the world needs some changing........

bernadette 08-27-2005 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
something bernie picked up in prison

yeah, your mom says to tell you to go clean your room or somethng.

Fremen 08-27-2005 01:33 PM

When will a certain something-something come my way?

paddyjoe 08-27-2005 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette
yeah, your mom says to tell you to go clean your room or somethng.

you lookin for trouble, or somethin?

bernadette 08-27-2005 04:11 PM

nope. just passing along a message or something. :D

so? did you clean you room yet?
i'd hate to see you get in trouble or something?

:icare:

uncle phil 08-29-2005 04:05 PM

Prove Something
Fat Joe

East New York!! oh god!!
Yeah, got that gangsta gangsta gully gully
Yeah, big business, Joe Crack the don
Terror Squad baby, BX boro, holdin down to the death
It's nothin realer than this you heard, uh what huh

[Verse 1]
Its like I'm always out to prove somethin
Everytime I stop on the block
I set up shop and try to move somethin
And I'm talkin about kilo's and pounds
Fuck a desert eagle
I got shit that spit over 300 rounds
Can tell by the scar on my neck
I spar with the best
Joey boombay-ay, hit hard with the left
Sharp with the right, I dont know why I bother
Y'all not retarded
Man ya know what the squadron is like
And he can get it too
But I let him die slow death I probably just collectin his food
I'm deadin ya crew
To tell ya the truth we not stoppin
I'm like lil' lease from b-street man I keep poppin
The streets knockin my shit, the d's watchin my shift
We can do this however, east glock or the fifth
I leave you chumps to frame, right where you standin
Daughter slaughtered and maimed you should have paid the ransom

[chorus x2]
Its the T E R R O R squad, nigga get it right
Its the nigga joe the don
And the kid flow hard, ask the clique
Niggas be like you crazy, he got classic shit

[Verse 2]
Its the killa kid from the bronx
Holdin down to the death
You can hear the squad comin
By the sound of the techs
A hundred rounds in a sec
Leave you on front page
You would think I was down with the ROC
The way I just blazed
I puff haze to keep my mind at ease
Can't wait for the day to see shyne released
This hip hop shit is unjust, who you gon' trust
When most of these record label execs is dumb fucks
I keep a gun tuck under my belly
Only nigga on the island makin calls from the celly
We watchin belly on the DV, 60 inch TV
Flat shit attatch to the back of the CP
This game need me, I'm like gotti once I'm gone
All you gonna have left is a bunch of fake dons
Champagne with the women, run a game for the puddin
Its all the same, still runnin trains with my hoodmen
A bunch of goodmen, but dont get it confused
We like dinero in heat nigga, nothin to loose
I know you seen the shoot out scene
Dont make us reneact, cuz I rather be layed up in ?? with a featured actress

[chorus x2]

Its the T E R R O R squad, nigga get it right
Its the nigga joe the don
And the kid flow hard, ask the clique
Niggas be like you crazy, he got classic shit

Yea, hell yea, uh brought to you by the realest motherfuckers in this game
The infamous terror squad, yea, real niggas, real dons
Real G's haha, come on, woo uh
Ton' Montana rest in peace forever, never forget.. Big Pun!

Charlatan 08-29-2005 04:16 PM

UnclePhil is showing us that he knows something about hip hop

Tophat665 08-29-2005 05:48 PM

So much something and so little nothing around here. Is nothing sacred? Is nothing something special?

I've frequently done something with nothing to show for it. But something I read somewhere reminded me of something. I've got plenty of nothing, and that's something.

<small>My 5 year old daughter just put underwear on her teddy bear. Funny thing is, it's still bear-assed.</small>

kramus 08-29-2005 06:11 PM

you threw me off with your bear-ass humour, top - but yes, you had something there.

That implied nothing you speak of which is the non-space of something we are all paying our attention to - I got to thinking about how it stays it's course, and the dynamic it shares gives us the synthesis of something new again.

Tophat665 08-29-2005 06:25 PM

kramus, insightful as always. he problem as I see it is that, if nothing is something, then one could, or at least should be able, to get something for nothing, which would violate conservation of something or another. But no matter. It's just something to ponder, but nothing to worry about.

Fly 08-30-2005 03:01 AM

man there sure is something goin' on in that head of yours Top

uncle phil 08-30-2005 12:18 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/Something-Under-the-Bed.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Fremen 08-30-2005 03:50 PM

If not for the eyes under the bed, I'd say Calvin and/or Hobbes pissed on the floor, or something.

That's a funny pic to bring to the Something thread, phil. :)

uncle phil 08-30-2005 04:51 PM

really somethin', huh...

bernadette 08-30-2005 05:24 PM

Uncle Phil is always on about something. :)

<img src="http://www.lynchposters.com/images/There's-Something-About-Mary.jpg">

kramus 08-30-2005 05:58 PM

that's the movie where she got something in her hair, right?

Tophat665 08-30-2005 06:33 PM

<img src="http://www.swr3.de/__pix/cover/500x435/2903.jpg">

Redlemon 08-31-2005 03:24 AM

Something always bothered me about the song "Breakfast at Tiffany's"; I mean, "both kinda liking a movie" isn't really a basis for a relationship, is it? And can anyone think of something that Deep Blue Something has done since then?

Tophat665 08-31-2005 03:54 AM

Well, I'm sure they've done something, but it was probably something awful. I mean, B@T was catchy, but they'd probably be something to avoid now.

uncle phil 08-31-2005 01:14 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/something-useless.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

bernadette 08-31-2005 06:09 PM

hi. i did something today. something good.
but much of the rest of the day i did something, something else & even yet something else, which all amounted to basically nothing within the grand scheme of something.

overall a little something is better than nothing at all, right?

Charlatan 09-01-2005 05:16 AM

Depends what that little something was... I mean, if by a "little something" you mean, "I sat around and scratched my butt" that wouldn't be something. That would still be nothing.

See what I mean?

Fremen 09-01-2005 03:27 PM

I took something out just now. Guess what it was? ;)

uncle phil 09-01-2005 03:33 PM

something old?

Fremen 09-01-2005 03:43 PM

Something older than a week ago.

uncle phil 09-01-2005 03:45 PM

not something new...

Fremen 09-01-2005 04:00 PM

Some of the something was new. ;)

Charlatan 09-01-2005 04:07 PM

Something borrowed?

uncle phil 09-01-2005 04:12 PM

something blew?

bernadette 09-01-2005 04:33 PM

something ewwww?

:eek:

Charlatan 09-01-2005 06:08 PM

something.... PU!

Fremen 09-01-2005 07:35 PM

Hehehe, nahhh, it was something trashy. ;) :D

Charlatan 09-02-2005 04:40 AM

Something tells me Fremen knows trash...

Tophat665 09-02-2005 02:18 PM

I thought something smelled funny around here. Is anyone wearing eau d' clown?

Fremen 09-03-2005 12:33 AM

http://www.zacharyparker.com/Stinks.jpg

:thumbsup:

Fly 09-05-2005 08:23 AM

http://www.iem.ac.ru/zeppelin/bootle...thing-else.jpg



fuckin' rights they were.

uncle phil 09-07-2005 04:56 PM

Hot Dog
Led Zeppelin

Well I just got into town today
To find my girl who's gone away
She took the Greyhound at the General Store
I searched myself I searched the town
When I finally did sit down
I find myself no wiser than before

She said we couldn't do no wrong
No other love could be so strong
She locked up my heart in her bottom drawer
Now she took my heart she took my keys
From in my old blue dungarees
And I'll never go to Texas anymore

* Chorus: Now my baby's gone I don't know what to do
She took my love and walked right out the door
And if I ever find that girl I know one thing for sure
I'm gonna give her something like she never had before

I took her love at seventeen
A little late these days it seems
But they said heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word I took it all
Beneath the sign that said "U-haul"
She left angels hangin round for more

Chorus

I thought I had it all sewn up
Our love, a plot, a pick-up truck
But folks said she was after something more
I never did quite understand
All that talk about rockin' bands
But they just rolled my doll right out the door
Oh yeah, they just rolled my doll right out the door!

kramus 09-07-2005 05:06 PM

Led Zeppelin was the band with the last song of the night for a few years back in university - Stairway to Heaven or something was the tune.

bernadette 09-11-2005 08:34 PM

Uncle Phil always has some lyrics or something up his sleeve.

He's the fifth Beatle y'know.
That's what Paddyjoe said... or something kinda like that. or not.

paddyjoe 09-12-2005 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette
Uncle Phil always has some lyrics or something up his sleeve.

He's the fifth Beatle y'know.

He is, but something's just not quite right.......


http://static.flickr.com/25/38710069_27f3a71890_o.jpg

Fly 09-12-2005 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
He is, but something's just not quite right.......


http://static.flickr.com/25/38710069_27f3a71890_o.jpg




something tells me it's the booze.



:D

Tophat665 09-12-2005 06:53 PM

Something has been drinking all my beer.
<SMALL>OK, I confess. It was me.</small>

uncle phil 09-13-2005 03:50 PM

there is probably something in the way i am moved, but i refuse to allow my bowels to get in an uproar; and no, i was not hungover when that pic was taken...my eyes had seen the glory of the basement floor with all the good shit down there...remember, PJ?

Charlatan 09-13-2005 04:21 PM

You guys are really something... :icare:

paddyjoe 09-13-2005 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
...remember, PJ?

We'll always have the HOG, baby............. :lol:

Fremen 09-13-2005 06:08 PM

I feel like smoking something....






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http://aggiemeat.tamu.edu/judging/id/102P.jpg

uncle phil 09-21-2005 03:19 PM

how 'bout something in a fine cigar?

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/cigar.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Tophat665 09-21-2005 07:39 PM

How about a fine cigar in something?
<img src="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/images/daily/monicab_021298ap.jpg">

bernadette 09-22-2005 09:06 PM

oh good gawds, Tophat!

isn't that something's 15 minutes of fame over yet????

Tophat665 09-23-2005 02:35 AM

Tell you what, Bernie, she's something special. If I figured she were capable of being discreet, I would be interested in slipping her a little something. As it is, I'd be worried that everyone in the country would know something about me if I did.

uncle phil 09-23-2005 01:02 PM

/me desperately searches for something in a dry-cleaned blue dress...

Ishmal 09-23-2005 05:15 PM

/me looks around for something exciting to do...

bernadette 09-23-2005 07:48 PM

/me tries to imagine uncle phil, wearing a dry-cleaned blue dress, searching for something...

/me decides to go watch tv instead (or something) to help erase that image from my mind!

Fremen 09-23-2005 09:18 PM

/me hoping for the best, (or something) but preparing for the worst

uncle phil 10-04-2005 02:59 PM

i found something in a size 3 the other day...

Grasshopper Green 10-04-2005 05:33 PM

Something about this thread caught my eye...
It just has that special something about it.

Fly 10-04-2005 07:12 PM

something special????

you must be on drugs or something.

Charlatan 10-05-2005 04:48 AM

There is just something about all of you that keeps me coming back to nonsense...

kramus 10-05-2005 02:27 PM

You've got something there Charlatan - nonsense is necessary

uncle phil 10-05-2005 02:49 PM

i've got my something...hangin'...

Fremen 10-05-2005 06:47 PM

I had something cold with my nephew's birthday cake.

Charlatan 10-06-2005 05:02 AM

Was that cold something a fish?

uncle phil 10-06-2005 03:44 PM

ooohh...scaly...

kramus 10-06-2005 04:59 PM

I think the previous poster forgot something . . .

Grasshopper Green 10-06-2005 05:01 PM

I keep forgetting something too...perhaps it's contagious....

uncle phil 10-07-2005 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
ooohh...scaly...

sorry, i meant "something" scaly...


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