Who would you rather root? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Meridae'n · 03-22-2005, 12:57 AM

Weight for the pole...

Ella · 03-22-2005, 01:39 AM

Looks like Slim and I are fighting over little Johnny.

Meridae'n · 03-22-2005, 01:41 AM

Oh Ella, I knew Slim the gay cunt would go for Johnny... but you?

Ella · 03-22-2005, 01:54 AM

Don't you think going for you would be a tad too obvious, Meri? You know I lust after your cock like a nun lusts after a cucumber.

Meridae'n · 03-22-2005, 03:12 AM

Everything's in order here then.

I've got Johnny by 20% :smugcunt:

Latch · 03-22-2005, 06:21 AM

sorry Meri, but I reckon JH would respect me in the morning.

Rlyss · 03-22-2005, 09:49 AM

I'd go with you Meri, I think John's bushy eyebrows would tickle and I've got a ticklish stomach.

Meridae'n · 03-22-2005, 05:58 PM

I'm all over this guy.

spindles · 03-22-2005, 06:48 PM

I wouldn't fuck johhny with some elses dick.

I find it funny that Meri would rather fuck himself than Johnny, though.

slimshaydee · 03-22-2005, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Latch

sorry Meri, but I reckon JH would respect me in the morning.

I'd liken Meri to a wombat ie he eats roots n leaves.
Lil johnny on the other hand would be happy to stay around in the morning and make breakfast...and I could probably turn the root into a tax writeoff or something.

Stick · 03-24-2005, 01:15 PM

Sorry Meri, but it's a one horse race. Johnny all the way. He's got more money and influence than you'll ever have. Besides which, I'd like to tie Johnny up and whip him till the dripping blood forms puddles on the floor and the rats in the dungeon can feast on the chunks of flesh that are strewn across the floor like rocks in the stony desert. All the while the piece of shit screams and beg me for mercy, but there will be no respite from my onslaught. No quarter will be given.

Unless you are willing to replace him?
Meri?
Where have you gone?

slimshaydee · 03-24-2005, 05:37 PM

wtf @ sticks post.

Latch · 03-26-2005, 01:26 AM

Sticks vote puts JH in the lead.

Wow.. gotta be a blow to the old self-esteem, Meri

arnie · 03-27-2005, 06:35 AM

neither of ya's,who knows what i might catch

Meridae'n · 03-28-2005, 02:00 AM

Want it in alphabetical order?

Stick · 03-28-2005, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee

wtf @ sticks post.

That's my special 'Foreplay for Politicians' scenario.
I despise politicians. All of them.

Latch · 03-28-2005, 03:40 AM

So.. what's your "Foreplay for Meri" scenario?

cinnles · 03-28-2005, 05:52 AM

I'd like to fuck johnny, lord knows he's fucked australia good and proper!

Ishmal · 06-24-2005, 12:22 AM

whoa...

i can't belive i missed this thread!!!

i just HAD to vote for Meri, i know i'd neva fuck John Howard...

but i've never seen Meri, who knows... he may b hot???

LOL.

anyway, my vote makes it neck in neck!!!

Meridae'n · 06-24-2005, 09:08 AM

What's this 'maybe' shit?

dlish · 06-24-2005, 10:55 PM

can i say neither?

but if i HAD to choose...i'd say meri. i mean he cant be as bad looking as little johnny can he?

yasnooze · 06-27-2005, 12:22 AM

never with john howard.. that's just disgusting :P

Latch · 06-27-2005, 02:32 AM

but the alternative is Meri...

Ishmal · 06-27-2005, 04:35 AM

Jonnys popularaty(sp) has taken a dive in recent months!!!

Meridae'n · 06-30-2005, 01:37 AM

Mmmm... taking a dive on Johnny :lickslips:

Ella · 06-30-2005, 02:06 AM

Ditto on Meri... *wipes side of mouth*

gilbert- · 07-06-2005, 11:03 PM

I'd take to practically anything rather than little Johnny, so i'm going with Meri. Yummy.

Meridae'n · 07-23-2005, 10:20 PM

Jesus Ella, you could suck-start a Harley with that mouth :spent:

Ella · 07-24-2005, 01:39 AM

Fucking typical, Meri...only took you 25 days to notice someone had gone down on you. You're a worry....

View Poll Results: Who would u rather fuck? Well... who???
Meridae'n	11	61.11%
John Howard	7	38.89%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

03-22-2005, 12:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Who would you rather root? Weight for the pole... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

03-22-2005, 01:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Looks like Slim and I are fighting over little Johnny. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

03-22-2005, 01:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Oh Ella, I knew Slim the gay cunt would go for Johnny... but you? __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

03-22-2005, 01:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Don't you think going for you would be a tad too obvious, Meri? You know I lust after your cock like a nun lusts after a cucumber. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

03-22-2005, 03:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Everything's in order here then. I've got Johnny by 20% :smugcunt: __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

03-22-2005, 06:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	sorry Meri, but I reckon JH would respect me in the morning.

03-22-2005, 09:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
Rlyss The Pusher Location: Edinburgh	I'd go with you Meri, I think John's bushy eyebrows would tickle and I've got a ticklish stomach.

03-22-2005, 05:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I'm all over this guy. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

03-22-2005, 06:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
spindles Mine is an evil laugh Location: Sydney, Australia	I wouldn't fuck johhny with some elses dick. I find it funny that Meri would rather fuck himself than Johnny, though. __________________ who hid my keyboard's PANIC button?

03-24-2005, 01:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	Sorry Meri, but it's a one horse race. Johnny all the way. He's got more money and influence than you'll ever have. Besides which, I'd like to tie Johnny up and whip him till the dripping blood forms puddles on the floor and the rats in the dungeon can feast on the chunks of flesh that are strewn across the floor like rocks in the stony desert. All the while the piece of shit screams and beg me for mercy, but there will be no respite from my onslaught. No quarter will be given. Unless you are willing to replace him? Meri? Where have you gone? __________________ ominous adj. Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one. Last edited by Stick; 03-24-2005 at 01:16 PM.. Reason: Spelling mistake

03-24-2005, 05:37 PM	#12 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	wtf @ sticks post.

03-26-2005, 01:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Sticks vote puts JH in the lead. Wow.. gotta be a blow to the old self-esteem, Meri

03-27-2005, 06:35 AM	#14 (permalink)
arnie Crazy	neither of ya's,who knows what i might catch

03-28-2005, 02:00 AM	#15 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Want it in alphabetical order? __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-24-2005, 10:55 PM	#21 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	can i say neither? but if i HAD to choose...i'd say meri. i mean he cant be as bad looking as little johnny can he? __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

06-27-2005, 04:35 AM	#24 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	Jonnys popularaty(sp) has taken a dive in recent months!!! __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

03-28-2005, 03:40 AM	#17 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	So.. what's your "Foreplay for Meri" scenario?

03-28-2005, 05:52 AM	#18 (permalink)
cinnles Addict	I'd like to fuck johnny, lord knows he's fucked australia good and proper!

06-24-2005, 12:22 AM	#19 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	whoa... i can't belive i missed this thread!!! i just HAD to vote for Meri, i know i'd neva fuck John Howard... but i've never seen Meri, who knows... he may b hot??? LOL. anyway, my vote makes it neck in neck!!! __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

06-24-2005, 09:08 AM	#20 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	What's this 'maybe' shit? __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-27-2005, 12:22 AM	#22 (permalink)
yasnooze Upright	never with john howard.. that's just disgusting :P

06-27-2005, 02:32 AM	#23 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	but the alternative is Meri...

06-30-2005, 01:37 AM	#25 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Mmmm... taking a dive on Johnny :lickslips: __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-30-2005, 02:06 AM	#26 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Ditto on Meri... wipes side of mouth __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

07-06-2005, 11:03 PM	#27 (permalink)
gilbert- Tilted	I'd take to practically anything rather than little Johnny, so i'm going with Meri. Yummy.

07-23-2005, 10:20 PM	#28 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Jesus Ella, you could suck-start a Harley with that mouth :spent: __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-24-2005, 01:39 AM	#29 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Fucking typical, Meri...only took you 25 days to notice someone had gone down on you. You're a worry.... __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."