Find out if you're Male or Female!
 

Well, today I finally figured it out. I'm a male.

http://test3.thespark.com/gendertest/

Whoa I never knew what I was!

They guessed wrong! Dunno if that's good or bad. They said I'm a chick, but the dick between my legs tells me different!

Whew! Guess I can sleep good tonite.

It's confirmed, I'm a man baby!

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I laughed hard at the Canada question.

It picked me out as a bloke...

Funny questions though

Hmm... it says I am am a man but it shows me wearing a dress. It must have heard about those videos I made in high school.

Well, they guessed right with me. Man man man. Moist is a good word. Used is not a good word.

"It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!"

Damn right. :D

Well, at least the test now confirms my penis' presence ;)

Man all the way.

Whew. I passed. Relief. R-o-l-a-i-d-s.

I'm a man baby!

I'm all man!

Does Canada suck or what?
yes
yeah
bwahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

Yep, I'm a man! But funny enough I was closer to neutral territory.

It correctly saw my penis.

Well, now that I am 93% certain that I am a man I can get on with my day.

That 7% is gonna bother me though.

Well it says that I'm a dude and you know that all these tests are bang on everytime

Well im glad they had a man adding it up.....you know chicks cant do math. but i gotta wonder.....do more men or womens realize that canukia sucks?

Kind of makes you feel all secure and stuff don't it?

Awesome it's 86% correct. I 'through' a couple of questions out of interest....Right!!!!!

Most definitly male.... but sometimes, sometimes I wonder if there is a lesbian inside me trying to get out.

At least I know that my mother didn't lie to me. I AM A MAN!!!

However, that is only with 80% confidence. So maybe I am 20% woman. Hmmmmm. I have to think about this.

"Statistically speaking, you are a dude"

I AM A MAN!!!

wait a second... I knew that already...:eek:

I'm female. No surprise there. :)

apparently i'm a man.
that might explain a few things... down there...

Whew, what a relief! I AM a man!


My fears can rest easy :-p

What's that I'm holding in my hands?? Yep, I'm an hombre..

The test says I'm at least 86% man...

The test confirms everything, I'm a man.

It says I'm a chick, with 80% confidence. Now, last time I checked, I was a guy.

Although it put me right smack in the middle of the graph thing, so I'm not quite sure what to make of it.

i am most definitely a man.

now i can finally go to sleep at peace, or something like that :lol:

This test did not pick me correctly. But I seem to have fallen right in the middle of their definitions.

It guessed right, I'm all woman.


Here's what they said:

How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many women who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a chick.

They got it right. . .I am 80% woman. What a weird little test. I liked the monkeys, they were my favorite part.

Man.

I reckon there are one or two key questions like "Do you keep things in your pockets" and "does your middle name end in a vowel" and probably "print/cursive"

Anyway. It got me right.

At least 86% man, here.

Now I'm gonna lie awake at night and try to figure out what 14% are female.

they are 86% confident that i am a male, although, im not sure yet!

test was right... woman...

from the questions... i would be surprised if there were very many people where the test guess wrong...

I guessed I was a man! Lucky for it, 'cause otherwise I woulda had to kick it's ass!

Better yet, I woulda pulled out a couple big Uzzi's and blasted it to pieces, then I woulda shot up a gas tank nearby and blew everything up within 200 yards! *makes explosion sounds with mouth and pops an unexpected boner*

How do we know?
Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada.
Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a dude.

Well FUCK ME SWINGING.

Question 40 was scary.

And my friends tell me that Canada is HOT in "Winter".

Looks like I know shit what I am.

Well, the wife will be happy to know that I am a man!

It gave me the same 86% confidence too. That's an interesting coincidence.

I don't know what to think. I am a man. Which is good. But the indicator was right in the dead center. So I am like the most feminite a man can get but still be male? Er...

They guessed wrong. I got these pearls of wisdom.


And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.

People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck.

It has me pegged as a woman...HAH, I'm a man [hold on a sec] Yep, I am a man! So, in that tests face! (O.K. so I'm overcompensating...cut me some slack.)

< All woman......like there was a doubt! *sheesh*

I am 80% Male...Hmmmm