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http://www.zooass.com/officespace/images/peter.jpg
Screw cleaning up that shit. I'm not coming back into work again anyways. |
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This math beats your math
<img src="http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics4/mathquiz.jpg" alt="sexy math"/> |
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Melons... Big, juicy melons!
http://supergrass.densitron.net/diar...ago/melons.jpg |
(oops, I think I did it wrong...)
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stuff one of these babies in there and that fuckin' watermellon is owned.
http://www.rum.co.uk/images/vxsideon.jpg |
Appelton Vx? Feh. It still tastes harsh next to a rum like Pussers.
http://www.uknet.net/showcase/Britis...wine.sized.jpg |
Once you've tried Barcelo, you'll be hooked...just ask Flyman. You don't know what smooth rum is until you've tried this stuff.
http://fff.neutech.fi/Travel/Images/...003barcelo.jpg |
OH YEAH!!!!!!
best fuckin' rum in the world. nicely done splck. |
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash!
It made England Great, and it shall make her Great Again! <img Src="http://www.artunframed.com/images/nov03/nelson2.jpg"> The British Navy owns Rum, and Nelson owns the British Navy. Therefore... |
British Navy?
http://www.geocities.com/pentagon/barracks/3380/a4.gif HMS Ardent was pwn3d by one of these bad boys on May 21st, 1982 Maybe if Nelson was there he'd have made a difference. |
That's not a plane
http://www.ravelgrane.com/pix/fun/ve...ines/sr-71.jpg This is a plane. It's even bad-ass enough they didn't bother arming it. |
Lockheed owns the sr-71
http://www.wvi.com/~sr71webmaster/p40.jpg |
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Alec Guinness owns Mark Hamill.
<img src="http://i.timeinc.net/time/daily/special/photo/siralec/faces.jpg"> For one thing, he could act. |
pwnd by the dark side. death by sabre.
http://hjem.get2net.dk/vincent/movie...p/obidarth.jpg i'd like to veer away fromt he starwars references but i've been brainwashed by the dark side. |
Much more climactic fight scene in the series. Owned.
http://216.127.78.103/~dutch-starwar...vader_luke.jpg |
Trying to segue out of Star Wars, I think that this can be the first step.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/oakwine/689.gif |
These freaks definately own those freaks
http://www.zboneman.com/movies/image...ars-freaks.jpg |
Penultimate freak
http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCT...0/10042164.jpg okay... I wasn't going to touch MJ... |
Sandra Scream (in Nurse Nancy) owned Pee Wee big time.
http://www.celebritybattles.com/thumbs/sandrascream.jpg (Yeah, I saw it too, but at least I had the good sense to be at home when I... well, you know...) |
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Fear of needles pwns any attraction one may feel towards the woman holding it...
<IMG src=http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0015-0401-0312-0901_SM.jpg /IMG> |
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...y_monument.jpg
(I was looking for the Martha Washington Monument, which is a 555-foot deep hole, but couldn't find a photo.) |
This dick joke owns that dick joke.
<img src="http://prague.tv/galleries/funny-pics-huggy/sombrero.jpg"> |
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These idiots would own those idiots in a fight, no problem.
http://www.danacarvey.net/images/waynesworld02.jpg |
These buddies own those guys in any fight
http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/img/252x...vio_paulie.jpg |
Eh, I think I'd rather watch...
http://www.vcapictures.com/dvd/images/sopornos100.jpg (although I thought the next image would go to Bill and Ted) |
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Sophie is the Queen of TFP and owns jenna
http://home.tiscali.nl/kladblog/sophie/sophie001.jpg |
Nadine owns scrawny girl-children.
<img src="http://www.nadine-j.de/images/cabrio1.jpg"> (With all due respect to Sophie. She's quite lovely, but she needs to eat a frickin' sandwich.) |
Hmm I don't know...I guess you posted, it is your call.
Back pain owns your girl http://www.bodyclock.co.uk/painrelief/lowerbackache.jpg |
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...for the love of god someone post lemmiwinks
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If I need to hear a manufactured group, I'd rather listen to
http://www.daveseeley.com/portfolio_...sexpistols.jpg |
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This strap-on owns that one
<img src="http://www.exclamationsextoystore.com/images/double%20dong%20with%20harness.jpg"> |
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For lack of anything more clever, a good carpet bombing would indeed own Watenabe-san.
<img src="http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/usa/bomber/b52-bomb.jpg"> (No hard feelings, Geddy.) |
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Quote:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...aris201928.jpg |
fork -> spoon
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Well don't just stand there, woman!!!!
<img src="http://www.blowjobs-by-redheads.com/real-redhead-blowjob.jpg"> |
picture - 1 wang-doodle + 1 poontang = good times
http://www.leg-fetish.net/footfetish...fetish/013.jpg for full set visit: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=89773 :D |
Only thing that owns two girls is two girls with really big hooters:
<img src="http://www.lesbieshows.com/lp52fei/t10.jpg"> |
Yeah, but those flotation devices won't save you if the boat sinks...
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CMZZZZZZZ_.jpg (trying to clean things up here, it's boring 'owning' porn shots) |
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Oh well... If I'm gonna float, I'd like to do it with no effort... http://www.public.iastate.edu/~tellison/models/Raft.jpg |
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http://www.movieactors.com/photos-misc/scifi48.jpeg
The exterminator ain't got nothin' on The Terminator! |
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/ima...california.jpg
The good State of California owns Govahnah Ahnold! |
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Tornado > Wrecking Ball
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A temperature inversion will take care of that clear sky quickly.
http://epod.usra.edu/archive/images/inversionboth.jpg |
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http://www.billpullman.org/film/spaceballs/S8.jpg
We all know the Schwartz pwned the Mega Maid! |
Mel Brooks wrotethe movie and came up with the whole idea of The Schwartz.
http://www.foolservice.nl/images/Mel_Brooks.jpg |
Mel Brooks? Feh. For stupid comedy, give me...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../mainlogo1.gif |
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http://www.blech-schilder.de/a916.jpg
As we can see here, Duff Beer pwns Homer. |
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http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/ohe/library/drugs/cocain.jpg
A line of cocain will get rid of a hangover in about 20 seconds. |
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too easy! dog catcher...
<a href><img src = "http://www.meridianmagazine.com/arts/images/dogs/2_u.jpg"></a> |
Clifford laughs at dog catchers!
<img src="http://www.indianahistory.org/historymarket/store/media/Clifford's_riddles.jpg"> (Here's hoping Emily Elizabeth, being a cartoon, doesn't trip the kid-o-meter.) |
Looks like Mortality owns Clifford
http://www.thecemeteryproject.com/im...n%20VA%202.JPG |
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flyman's stone is better than any philosopher's stone
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/flyman/hoot.jpg |
nice one, fly...
but cheech and chong still have you on this one... <a href><img src="http://www.newburycomics.com/images/muze/080/89542.jpg"></a> |
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Monsoons own drought
<img src="http://climate.snu.ac.kr/english/research/monsoon/monsoon-system.GIF"> |
When those big storms come, you might need these to own 'em.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...yjoe/boats.jpg |
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this will crush your ice cube.
http://www.gingerking.com/mincer/ice...%20crusher.jpg |
yep, thanks for that splck. perfectly owned!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/paddyjoe/ice.jpg |
who needs beer when you have weeeed WeEEwEWeWEEeEeEeEEDOmGWeEd
http://www.maryjanesgarden.com/images/blueberrys.jpg weed |
<img src="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/image.php?u=849&type=profile&dateline=1110130540">
Flyman Owns Weed |
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As good of a band as they are, their stringed instrumnts still cant play if they've been cut!
http://www.tedpella.com/tools_html/wirepic.jpg |
ahahhhahhaa........thanks for cutting my fuckin' strings man
do you know how much those cost? |
A quick removal of your hands (or even your opposable thumbs) will keep you from squeezing those wire cutters.
http://www.wealddown.co.uk/images%20...road%20Axe.jpg |
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