The Meri is a wanker thread
 

The one you've all been waiting for
What a man...manages to ejaculate on my face precisely at 7:30am every morning :icare:

Really? Half an hour after he ejaculates on mine?

Inconceivable!

I'd like to thank SPC canned pineapple rings, my lack of defined sexuality, and last but not least, my vas deferens :whoayeah:

that's meri's recharge time is like that of a machine gun...just keeps spraying and spraying like there's no tommorow, and the best thing about it is he has the orgasm time of a pig.

Enquiring American minds want to know the reason why you are privy to this information... Do you watch? do you help? Video tape maybe? :D

it's on his face... how can he not know?

Yeah...I got caught with egg on my face :(

Slim, that's not time on your hands...

I'm aware of that big boy