Stupid things you've done
 

I'm eating mixed nuts even though I have a broken tooth. It doesn't hurt now, but I bet it will later.

Stupid things done when drunk or when not drunk?

A stupid thing I'm doing now is smoking cigs again after I quit for 2 months.

The first time I went downhill skiing was like when I was 7, and it was a T-bar system ya? Well I rememberd my brother saying something about "Chair Lifts" and I had no clue what was going on... so I tried to "sit" on the T-bar... needless to say it didn't work and I looked pretty stupid... a stupid 7 year old! Hahaha that is my worst!

Whatever. It's all good.

joined the military...and then re-enlisted four years later!

Two of the dumbest things I've done:

1.) In high-school I tasted the acid in chemistry class. I guess I thought they would never give us anything really harmful in hig-school. Luckily I only burnt my tongue a little.

2.) Crossed an intersection on my bike nano-seconds after the light turned red, and I swear a pick-up truck missed by back wheel by about 1 inch. It was that close! Remember folks, if you see a yellow light, STOP! In bike vs. car, bike will never win (unless you are packing heat).

I ate a grubworm the other day.
I wanted to see what it tasted like, and to get the Fear Factor thing going.

It tasted like dirt.

Fish are stupid.


...like me


;)

play'd out a "play rape" fantasy (only slightly forceful- and would have stopped if asked) not knowing that my girlfriend was raped as a child.

Backed my car into another car... the other car being my dad's car... this happening in our driveway...

Drunk---Ran into a parked car....on my bicycle.

Sober....Too many to list

I've locked my keys in the car.....while it was running....three times :rolleyes:

Add another to the list. I spilled bourbon on my crotch, which soaked through my pants onto my newly shaven
balls. And burned alot.

Its always intresting when you do more stupid things sober than drunk.

after having this pointed out all I can say in my defense is...I can't remember anymore things I did while drunk :confused:

Walked down the highway drunk. Didn't have a car, just thought it'd be faster to find my friends that way.

Most of my dumb events usually have to do with my unbelievable clumsiness. After the fact, it's funny, during... eh - not so much.

High School Honors Chem, we had class in a beautiful lab, with granite looking tabletops, and wood cabinets, we perched ourselves on stools, and the floor was pretty damn hard. I don't recall why, I do remember being very very tired in class, and listening to the teacher drone on about something... I was sitting with my chin on my hand, and at some point, I must have fallen asleep, because next thing I know, my head connected with the granite counter top, (gave me 4 stitches) and then in trying to recover I fell off the stool, onto the floor,and sprained my wrist. (I did get out of classes the rest of the day spending it in the emergency room)

On that note, I once fell asleep with my head on my hand, and bashed my face off the edge of the desk in tech class. Boy did I feel stupid. Seems to be an ongoing thing huh?