KeyserSoze

Right now at this exact moment that you are reading this??

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THERE IS NO KEYSER SOZE!!

Halx

I'm thinking

a) maybe the tfp users are getting bored, because threads like this are popping up
b) whew, time goes by fast
c) i am not a human being! i am an animal! cold blooded!

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nefarious

stupid .. stupid stupid .. ^_^

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- Vegetius "Do Re Mil.3, Prol.

uncle phil

< - back...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Minx

I'm a big suck I guess.....I was thinking how much I'd love to be with my guy right now.
Naked and sweaty though.

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qpid

about my thread i created in general discussion, called i feel too white too black

it goes something like this:

I feel too black or too white for everything.
Everyday someone tells me "You're the whitest black person I've eer met"

Blacks and whites tell me this

Is it wrong for a black person to like rock over jazz?
to like computers over basketball?
to like karaoke over the new Madden game?

When did people get the idea that all black people have the same actions?
How come my so-called friends who are "open" to people of different backgrounds feel the need to let me know everything I'm doing that's "wrong"

I can't seem to vibe with doing stereotypical black things like watching/playing basketball, listening to rap, yelling at the evils of the white man, and more. I'm too white

yet...

I am black, everyone sees me as such. Security follows me around the mall, places don't give me job applications, people are friendly and nice to me to have a "black friend", conversations about race die out as soon as I walk into the room. I'm too black.

No one will read this and understand. They will say they will but they won't.

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Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

Glory's Sun

I'm thinking that qpid needs to forget what people think is the sterotype and be his own person.. you are who you are

onodrim

I'm thinking, my throat kinda hurts.

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-Carl Sagan

SecretMethod70

I'm thinking that I'm horny

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Le temps détruit tout

"Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

Meridae'n

I'm sick of losing 'Hearts' and i really should get back to work...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

spectre

I'm thinking that Secret stole my answer.

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No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head

Tophat665

I'm thinking this would be a better post if it involved pictures of a large titted, fleshy, uninhibited babe with a shaved pussy. Sex on the brain.

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

vermin

I was thinking that some people need to lighten up on the rules and restrictions (no, seriously, that's what I was thinking at that exact moment). Now I'm thinking that this post isn't even close to amusing and maybe I should just hit the 'Reset Form' button.

edit: Oops, guess I didn't after all.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Miranda

I'm thinking; I'm goddamn TIRED!
Not of TFP though...Never of TFP

brandon11983

I wanna see Sam.

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krwlz

I am way to fucking bored...

madsenj37

Im thinking I should have dranken more today, it was a holiday and all. So what if I was the only one.

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"Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe."
-- Albert Einstein

cdwonderful

that ohio would be a nice place to find my destiny............

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Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

sierra2774

I am thinking that this reply just made me smile and that He can or maybe already has found his destiny in Ohio.

mocouple74

I need to pee......

Sticky

work. What work?

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Loup

I'm hungry

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"If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it."
~ Frank Tyger

stevie667

Right, well, my brain decided that something intellectual needed to be done today. I made it a sandwich.

Deliberating over my sandwich i started to wonder what goes on not only in my sandwich (which i admitidly is probably very little) but in the heads of everyone else.
Naturally, i can't go wandering the streets asking what people are thinking without getting at least one punch, and since e-punches are generally much safer, i'd thought i'd ask you guys.
My lack of proper grammer, spelling and punctuation aside (that comes under muli-tasking, i don't do multi-tasking), my question is:

What are you all thinking right now?

Personally, i'm thinking how un-arsed i am to have a workout, but i know i'll have to sooner or later tonight.
I'm also wondering where the hell my number two key is. I've just noticed that it's not actually on my keyboard.
*several minutes later*
I'm now wondering why the hell my 2 was on the floor.

Ok, so my somewhat useless technology aside, whats the current thought process in those tilted brains of yours?

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Cynthetiq

i cannot answer this question. i have tried in the past, even my journal of what's on my mind has been very silent as of late.

reason is because my mind has been moving so quickly lately that it's in constant overdrive that the moment i think of something there's 3-5 things pushing right up the rear of it connected to it.

if you have ever watched the show connections, my mind works very much like that but the 30 minute show condensed into like 90 seconds.

what's it thinking about? several major items, building a business, work, personal gain, and charity.

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maleficent

that right now there is nothing better than the cup of fresh starbucks in my hand...that feeling will change in about 2 minutes when the meeting I don't want to have will start...

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mikec

mmm, my lunch is tasty right now.

boobs.

why do I have so many emails?

boobs.

is it 5 o'clock yet?

boobs

oh jeez, what does this guy want now!?

boobs.

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snowy

My yummy Starbucks iced tea lemonade...wishing my dad would email me back already...wondering why my mom isn't answering her phone...all the things I have to do today--papers, projects, grad announcements...argggh...why won't my headache go away...where in creation is my canker sore medicine...

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Glory's Sun

I'm thinking this has been done before

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...light=thinking

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...light=thinking

ShaniFaye

Im wondering if Cynthetiq ever got ahold of the video he was trying to get for me

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

uncle phil

the first is an entirely different thread...

the second is this thread...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

stevie667

Now i'm ticked that someone beat me to my thread

Ah well, shit happens.

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Sticky

I am tired. More than half the day to go still.

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sillygirl

I shouldn't have to clean up after my roommates. They're filthy pigs. But I guess that might be what I have to deal with living with three men whose moms did everything for them. Man, I've gotta come up with a way to reprogram them to clean up after themselves.

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

uncle phil

golf is a funny game...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ishmal

i'm bored as fuck!!!

i wanna go home and load some pics on2 my comp...

then i'll e-mail them here(at work)

then i'll reduce the size...

and post them here...

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doodlebird

i should be sleeping, but i haven't had a dream in a loooooong time. so sleeping isn't as much fun as it used to be. making stuff is more fun. for most of the night, i've been thinking about why i make stuff. no good answer yet.

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MiSo

thinking i really should be sleeping cuz i gotta get up in about 7 hours

bernadette

doodlebird, i wonder why i don't make more stuff! but i know it's cuz my head bounces & flits. i guess i make plenty enough, just sometimes it doesn't seem obvious to me or anyone else.

right now... i am thinking i need to put my sleepy assed self to bed. it's nearly the bewitching hour & i require adequate beauty sleep.

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Biscuit Buns

Should I up the cyclopentasiloxane to 75% or leave it low?
The cheddar is in the fridge and we don't have any non-diet Coke. Mmm... or Guinness.
That's the first plane I've heard all day.

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Rdr4evr

should i sleep now or be dead tired in the morning...
i really shouldn't have ate jack in the box this late at night, now i will pay for it at work tommorow...
i need to quit smoking (again) and get back in the gym (again) and this time stick to it...
i'm not looking forward to vacation ending and school starting in a week...
what the hell is the point of life?...
i can't wait to leave this wasteland of a city...
damn my computer desk for breaking and making it a pain in the ass for me...