It's good to be the devil, too.

Since the last time the mirror showed, I haven't seen him.

Now with more crunch:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3195/...c675679e0d.jpg

Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../infini_v2.jpg

I, well, what to say...shucks, 2001 was a hell of a year.

Hope it comes back.

Beware, I live!
http://www.videogamey.com/wp-content...1/sinistar.jpg

the fuck is that GH?.........i see no burger resemblance........

He hungers!

Fly, that is Sinistar. Beware, he lives and hungers.

Tophat, just this Sunday on the baketball court I thought of you.
I was discussing the impending game matchups with a team mate and I quickly gave him my opinion before we started, "Basketballs have no arms so they can't wear vests."
He had no response.

We went on to win three games in a row.

You know what I think of you?

Your sauce is special.

Thank you OCM,

When I bottle it
http://www.nisbets.co.uk/product_images/detail/K062.jpg
you will get some.

Please do not operate heavy machinery after consuming it.
A list of other side effects may include one or more of the following:
mood changes, anxiety, panic attacks, trouble sleeping, irritability, agitation, aggressiveness, severe restlessness, mania, itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, a gigantic orange head, profuse sweating, slurred speech, temporary blindness, heart palpitations, swelling of your tongue or other tongues in close proximity, throat singing , shortness of breath and shortness.

I want it in bulk.

His evilness has invaded the White House...
http://cinie.files.wordpress.com/200...ell_burger.jpg


I fear this will be the result...
http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/Sut...y-snatcher.jpg

Everyone will have permed hair.

Are you saying that GH is secretly Halal?

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I am delighted to have been of service!

one of his secrets, anyway

http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/6...aceda07990.jpg

I most assuredly recall one of his proclamations:

"Do not attempt to scrute me."

ahhhh....foiled again.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_5237.jpg

Beware!

I'm the flower that lures you in with the stench of carrion
then paralyzes you with my titanic amorphophallus
and finally regurgitates a flesh-eating digestive fluid
so you may be slowly slurped in by my nutritive siphon.

It is nothing personal.

I still haven't found or even hinted at the sight of my once slaughtered bell-cow with a bloodstained gentleman holding the remaining carcass. (I have no idea how to even go about relocating it again, so until it just 'pops up', I'm left wondering oh where, oh where could it be)

When I do, though, be prepared and 100% sure I will be sharing the insights of the photograph in detail.

Hail! And Undulent Praise Songs of Ritual Sacrifice Abound!

My Beefy and Fulfilling Friend, I have found what at long last I had lost sometime in-between then and the ethos in which I perpetuate, and to admit, was not really looking for arduously, but I found it nonetheless! (by happenstance of having an affinity towards Russian fotogs, would you have guessed)


Lucky for me I mentioned it to myself. And I didn't fall asleep.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...m7/nolly_9.jpg
by Pieter Hugo

You have delivered, as promised, a powerful image.
That guy looks kind of like Stephon Marbury.
He should use that picture for his resume.

Nollywood
 

Here's some facts of the matter I was unaware of...

Nollywood is the name for the film industry in Nigeria, it is said to be the third largest film industry in the world (presumably after the US Hollywood and Indian Bollywood).
Photographer Pieter Hugo visited Nollywood and made these surreal photos.

via: Nollywood - today and tomorrow

(can I hotlink this?)
http://www.todayandtomorrow.net/wp-c...ollywood_3.jpg

Since I can't morally disembowel my fellows, may I offer you this, even as you internalize it?:

His magic makes me quiver, though I wander to be still , while I wish to please my masters, I don't acknowledge any.

Giant Hamburger's power resides within.

He will fry your Brioche in copious amounts of butter,
and he'll let you eat it, too.

His ministrations are clarified.

I don't want to put a damper on this thread, but shouldn't there be a NSFW in the title now?

Giant Hamburger likes being damp, & he's waySFW.

It Has Spawned!!!!
(Or Maybe I am just late to the party with the news.)

it needs to be supplied heat, and sauce, in order to live!

Frankenfurterstein!

The Starbucks might be the animation potion.

Happy Halloween Giant Hamburger.

Haunt us well, please.

October 14, 1994
 

Pulp Fiction
http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpk...dzcdo1_500.jpg

Jules: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell ‘em, Vincent.
Vincent: A Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You’re a smart motherfucker. That’s right. The metric system.

My secret nodes are attached beneath me by cement glands on long muscular stalks.
http://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/p...um/5144969.jpg

MMmmmm! Secret nodes! Swollen for your enjoyment!

Hail Esteemed Burgerphage!

I have been intimate with that site for a while.
The hamburger you have selected is a magnificent specimen.
I want to take it deep inside me.

Baron von Funburger's
 

I, too, seek, to get more familiar with the flavors of the food, and more intimately entrance myself with the voice of Sir (Baron) Warburton.


And, all too true to self, my procrastination and off-timedness coincidentality has allowed me to uncover this new joint, perhaps now 64 days too late:

http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku...navao1_500.gif

It is never too late.

Giant Hamburger's offspring belong to him alone.

"Life take Determination"
 

Attachment 20875

-- Mostly, life takes weird sandwiches

Ground beef didn't make this man.

I haven't taken a bath in forever. Perhaps the Esteemed One will join me in the tub?

http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv...dqpyo1_500.jpg

Have that woman hamburger bathed and sent to my tent.
She will warm my sausages this winter's night!

For some reason, I thought that (by which I mean the above post, of course) rhymed.


(I know I posted a video in here somewhere about burgers rhyming or another, I think. . . and trail)

http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv...p6iio1_500.jpg


I've had my way with you.

Are you going to eat those pickles?

No, you can go ahead and eat my soggy pickles.

New shoes for the burger man...

http://freethebetafish.files.wordpre...ker-burger.jpg

I knew it. He has two right feet (page 14).

His shoe is leaking gellin'.

We can track him.

You can track me, if but for a moment, here:
Giant Hamburger (GiantHamburger) on Twitter

I joined this morning on a dare and I don't know how long I will tolerate it.

You can never be too twitterpated.

Pickles and feet... I've appealed to the Giant Hamburger's two greatest weaknesses! It's only a matter of time now.

Ok, I joined Twitter to follow the ramblings of the Giant Hamburger.
I'm going to hamburger hell. :thumbsup:

I'm FremenStilgar on there, since some other Fremen is using our name.

http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv...e11co1_500.png

too much of a bad thing can only end up worse.

Canned Cream of Cheeseburger
 

Ah, I'v finally been able to capture his meatiness' essence:

http://i50.tinypic.com/2lxx9g5.jpg

Referenced in: gizmag

an imposter: The Portobello Burger

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4011/...99c3673576.jpg

now readily available in Central Singapore

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4047/...af59e4ec65.jpg

I have eaten at the Hand Burger... and it's better than bad, it's good!

It is quite possibly the best burger in town.

this one time in sex camp...

His spawn are among us!

http://i47.tinypic.com/2vwxra1.jpg

Sure, they have an innocuous, mild-mannered facade, cute, even,
but if you should ever let your guard down amongst their presence,
they will eat you alive (not all too dissimilar to Gremlins, or Popplers).


-- by Heidi Kenney, who has lots of affordable plush creatures on sale here.

GH makes his appearance at about 0:20.

Sans-serif type and cheesy meat sandwiches — together at last.
 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...pwi0o1_500.gif
David Schwen’s “Burgervetica” has finally been greenlit, and is now available for random inquiries towards availablity (ie, you can buy this)


-- By the by, I'm not encouraging any type of spending either way; I just post 'em as I see them, and that sometimes means giving the original artist credit for his/her work.

I like that... so much better than Comicsansburger.

May your Love Go Endless like my Hunger... for You
 

Be mine, hovering-mass of evil conjecture above cloud nine

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...s6uro1_400.jpg

Non-fattening breakfast+lunch+dinner at the always insanely good Lunchbox Laboratory (clockwise beginning with the burger):

• The Happy Valentine's Day Jack Zduriencik burger: Two quarter pound Super Beef (grassfed Prime Rib/Sirloin/Rib Eye) patties, 7 pieces of Maple Bacon, White and Yellow American Cheese, Ketchup, a housemade Green Tabasco Mayo and a Spicy Tomato Relish (habanero, jalapeno and tomato) on an organic Essential Baking Company kaiser roll.
  
• Hand-spun Strawberry Milkshake
  
• Mexican Coca Cola (made with Pure Cane Sugar instead of Corn Syrup)
  
• Sweet Potato Fries with Rosemary Sea Salt with a side of housemade Polynesian Pineapple Relish
  
• Super antioxidant Organic Mandarin Orange & Cinnamon Rooibos caffeine-free tea

hm, your sloughed skin, combined with a special mixture of powdery substances, now has been marketed to the world at large.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...qv3uo1_400.jpg

the shocking conclusion: once you eat a certain amount, it will then fully form into a tiny hamburger inside one's intestines, and then a giant army of these tiny delinquents will consume us all. It's true: Hamburger really does eat you.

an illustrated visual of the scenario above (as portrayed by Grimace, a mindless puppet of the GHian)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...pwi0o1_500.png
look at all those nuggets... they are just biding their time, getting nice and firm.
and then... a Cloverfield-esque chest explosion, exposing a new tiny army.

I see the sauce is in his feet. Coincidence? I don't think so.

My secrets inhabit a world of rainbows and cigarettes but there's flying fish that feed on face flesh, too.
Go carefully when you travel in my personal space.

I hereby scrute you. Would you like your feet massaged?

http://www.edopter.com/images_user/ideas/200806/dky3DF

The famous 5 Guys burger

That burger looks good but those fries look soggy.

I was facing this same problem a few weeks ago as well.

http://i44.tinypic.com/eqpa9f.jpg

The secret perhaps entails cacti & succulents.

I say:
Succulent is a word that rolls around in the mouth
daring and demanding proper enunciation.

Cacti, is most plural.

You guys do the Math.

GH's gymnastic offspringings shall rule this planet.

(Phew....Just in time....We are eternally grateful.)

from inside HIS mind, you will never escape

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...7x7zo1_500.jpg
zuttoworld

His message spreads to all, so much so that, nowadays, there is rarely a day that goes by that I don't see him; whether it be in spirit, or in unconscious mind.

It's eerie.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...pwi0o1_500.jpg

Eerie, yes, but tell me: Can you still see yourself in a mirror?

Giant Hamburger might be reflecting you.

Your recent posts refill me with power.
Soon I will have enough to break free from gravity and float above the countryside.

Look for me in the night sky!

I still have not been able to make someone from the internet find me and purchase me a hamburger. That person will have a place of honor in my next regime.

I like to look in the mirror and say:

Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger

Is there a difference between sauce & fucking sauce? I still think it's his sauce, but it could be the other.

Giant Hamburger's multi-layered, but more free-flowing.

A New Challenger Emerges!

-Gargantuan VeggieSub-

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3281/humor1126.jpg

(I had no idea where else to feature this, but it'd be cool to see a Street Fighter-type otherworld, where the main establishments duke it out.)

GH will be upset...

but I think he's bloodthirsty, and raring (rearing? I never got the handle of how to use this turn of phrase) to get into the fire, and smash some lettuce heads together.

Time for ROUND 2! (in my best video game announcer's voice)

FIGHT!
http://9gag.com/photo/7070_540.jpg

The firmest Tofu holds up best, during a catapult event.

The type of soysauce makes no difference,
unless I decide to lick your face.

Now there's a practical idea for sauce removal. Your meatiness?

I can't imagine a scenario where in a sandwich of vegetables would give me any trouble.
...It doesn't seem possible.

Now Uncle Phil's grilled cheeseburger and Ring's scenario have dilated my aperatures,
so you must excuse me.

This is one of the things I will consume upon my return to Toronto:

http://fastfoodcritic.com/wp-content...e_burger_3.jpg

nifty info courtesy of soothbrush
 

Oh, yeah! Almost forgot about what I found earlier today:

Vice magazine asked online creative director Olle Hemmendorff for his take on Nike’s Air Max 90 shoe, and it looks like he really ran with it. I don’t know how appetizing a burger crafted to look like a sneaker would be. Hope it tastes better than it smells.



ah, there's also this...

Texas-based fast food fan, Kayla Kromer loves hamburgers so much that she decided that she wanted to be able to sleep in one. The giant burger bed features all the trimmings, with pickle and tomato pillows, lettuce sheets, a cheese slice quilt and a round burger shaped mattress.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan (Post 2677321) At the end of the day... I just like to cuddle up inside his savoury body. http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/14/burger-bed-2.jpg It's kind of like Luke inside a Tauntaun...

Kayla Kromer says that her burger bed was inspired by the film "Hamburger", in which students sleep in burger-shaped beds. She just could not get the image out of her mind, so decided to embark on a project to build her own.



-- has anybody ever heard of the film, "Hamburger"? Would this be it?

so long as we're talking about upgrading sire's shoes and sheets, I thought to meself what else could a self-respecting hamburghim (as opposed to a hamburgher) would feel most at ease in... and then it hit me, like a flying a sack of meat.

Shorts. One certainly needs a dependable pair of shorts.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6348/humor1120.jpg

He looks better without them.

from the FM365 art installation, by Chow Hon Lam (aka 'flyingmouse')
I will keep with the above idea: I think you'll do well to dispatch with the competition, your savory Sir.

I entered you into a tournament. Hope that's okay with you.

Hell, Jet, you don't know His secret. You should at least correspond. I have the suspicion that his secret is the same as mine.

Well, if any ol' person (perceived competitor) knew his secret techniques, then he'd be whupped in mano-a-manwich mortal combat.

His secret is his power; and his power should be guarded.

His power is no secret, & guarded well. He hasn't hidden his affection, & prevents me from seeing myself in the mirror. Pay attention, or wait for repercussions from His orbit.

My secret playground/daycare...
http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/...ad-2-large.jpg

Ah, so actually thinking of thoust, in the presence and state of mind in a time of hunger, well, it causes you to spawn forth, as if by meaty magic.
This is a handy (if not creepy) trait to possess.

- - -

These food safety ads from the Beijing Women & Children's Development Foundation are nicely executed but super-creepy: Kids enjoying themselves in playgrounds built out of giant food, etc. But on closer inspection, the pizza slices are topped with shards of glass, the hamburger is a scorpion-burger, sushi is infested with bugs, the jello is spiked with thumbtacks, a beehive stands in for a lollipop, and a landmine is disguised as a melon. The tagline, as translated by Ads of the World, "Do you really know about his food?"

[eatmedaily.]

You know, I'm not gonna give up on this whole tournament of tostadas and burgers so easily. I want some tomatoes and blood sausages shed!
A "mortal combat", if you will.
I should portray an actual written "story" about this tournament to make it pick up steam.

Speaking of which: (the steam, I mean)
After you have entirely devoured the pitifully puny Gargantuan Veggie Sub, it's time to take things up a notch and battle the "Huge Lecherous Wiener".
He's not really a fan favorite, y'know; except to all the "horndoggers".

Pluck me from these rabids!