Has anybody seen my wife's black coat? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

warrrreagl · 01-30-2005, 04:30 PM

It was her favorite coat last year, but now it's missing...

dobster · 01-30-2005, 04:31 PM

There was one on a chair near the door in November. The night Tom phoned.

la petite moi · 01-30-2005, 04:43 PM

There are lots of black coats in the back room of Starbucks.

Charlatan · 01-30-2005, 04:44 PM

It will be in the last place you look, so start there...

slimshaydee · 01-30-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

It will be in the last place you look, so start there...

of course its always in the last place you look...after you look there you stop looking.

Fremen · 01-30-2005, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warrrreagl

It was her favorite coat last year, but now it's missing...

Is it in the fridge?

tecoyah · 01-30-2005, 05:57 PM

My dog ate it

Astrocloud · 01-30-2005, 06:02 PM

Did she shave her back? (Low Blow -sorry)

bernadette · 01-30-2005, 09:00 PM

my favorite black jacket was MIA for months.
i finally found it in my backpack that i rarely need to use.
upon finding it, i promptly took it to the dry cleaners. reunited. <3

tell your wife to check her backpack.

Fly · 01-31-2005, 03:22 AM

here.....................sorry,i was cold that night

Redlemon · 01-31-2005, 08:15 AM

No, but if she's looking for her green fuzzy scarf, I think I have it.

World's King · 01-31-2005, 01:14 PM

I have it.

Sorry. It went well with my new strap on I stole from Halx

warrrreagl · 02-02-2005, 05:22 AM

Okay, this shit is getting ridiculous now. As of this morning, my wife and I are missing TWO black coats, one black belt, and two black dog leashes (the leashes are black, not the dog). WTF?

Which one of you turned into Johnny Cash?

Fly · 02-02-2005, 06:31 AM

i'd say it's TOK........he's slick like Johnny

slick as deer guts on a doorknob........

Charlatan · 02-02-2005, 06:43 AM

Don't trust flyman... he's just trying to confuse you...

Fly · 02-02-2005, 07:03 AM

hey man........you're blowin' my cover here......

Charlatan · 02-02-2005, 07:26 AM

shhh... help me out here until I can get rid of these black items on Ebay...

Nothing to see here.... move along there.

Fly · 02-02-2005, 07:49 AM

hey....what's the price?..........i might grab 'em off ya'...

Charlatan · 02-02-2005, 08:02 AM

it's an auction with no reserve... If I knew you were interested before hand I coulda sold 'em to you cheap but now I am at the mercy of Ebay...

Jonsgirl · 02-02-2005, 08:42 AM

If you find her coat, can you check the pockets for the thirty dollars I lost this week?

01-30-2005, 04:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Has anybody seen my wife's black coat? It was her favorite coat last year, but now it's missing... __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

01-30-2005, 04:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
dobster Insane Location: South London, UK	There was one on a chair near the door in November. The night Tom phoned. __________________ sig-na-ture 1. One's name as written by oneself. 2. The act of signing one's name. 3. A distinctive mark, characteristic, or sound indicating identity.

01-30-2005, 04:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	It will be in the last place you look, so start there... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-30-2005, 05:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	My dog ate it __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

01-30-2005, 09:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	my favorite black jacket was MIA for months. i finally found it in my backpack that i rarely need to use. upon finding it, i promptly took it to the dry cleaners. reunited. <3 tell your wife to check her backpack. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-30-2005, 04:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
la petite moi Filling the Void. Location: California	There are lots of black coats in the back room of Starbucks.

01-30-2005, 06:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Did she shave her back? (Low Blow -sorry)

01-31-2005, 03:22 AM	#10 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	here.....................sorry,i was cold that night __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-31-2005, 08:15 AM	#11 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	No, but if she's looking for her green fuzzy scarf, I think I have it. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

01-31-2005, 01:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I have it. Sorry. It went well with my new strap on I stole from Halx __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

02-02-2005, 05:22 AM	#13 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Okay, this shit is getting ridiculous now. As of this morning, my wife and I are missing TWO black coats, one black belt, and two black dog leashes (the leashes are black, not the dog). WTF? Which one of you turned into Johnny Cash? __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

02-02-2005, 06:31 AM	#14 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i'd say it's TOK........he's slick like Johnny slick as deer guts on a doorknob........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-02-2005, 06:43 AM	#15 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Don't trust flyman... he's just trying to confuse you... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-02-2005, 07:03 AM	#16 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hey man........you're blowin' my cover here...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-02-2005, 07:26 AM	#17 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	shhh... help me out here until I can get rid of these black items on Ebay... Nothing to see here.... move along there. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-02-2005, 07:49 AM	#18 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hey....what's the price?..........i might grab 'em off ya'... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-02-2005, 08:02 AM	#19 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	it's an auction with no reserve... If I knew you were interested before hand I coulda sold 'em to you cheap but now I am at the mercy of Ebay... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-02-2005, 08:42 AM	#20 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	If you find her coat, can you check the pockets for the thirty dollars I lost this week? __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.