¡déjenos comenzar un hilo en español! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

bigoldalphamale · 01-13-2005, 09:23 AM

y en este hilo, podemos hablar de los asesores comunistas y como fumar nancy caliente es. francamente, me aburro solamente de los mismos viejos hilos y necesidad algo para divertirme. humor yo por favor.

nowthen · 01-13-2005, 09:36 AM

hmmm babelfish has a lot to answer for

Slavakion · 01-13-2005, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by nowthen

hmmm babelfish has a lot to answer for

Definitely. I'll back away now, before I get sucked in by poor grammar.

spectre · 01-13-2005, 12:19 PM

Movido a tonterías. (been quite a while since HS Spanish)

ngdawg · 01-13-2005, 12:35 PM

Smoke a hot nancy???? Communist advisors?? Me aburro también con las mismas cosas. ¿Pero, lo está diciendo en
español mejor?

ruggles · 01-13-2005, 12:48 PM

And in this thread, we can speak of the communist advisors and how smoking hot nancy is. frankly, I bore myself of the same old threads and need something to entertain me. humor me please.

who's nancy?

ruggles · 01-13-2005, 12:52 PM

and yes ngdawg, telling it in spanish, does make things better and i feel less bored.

Ahora zurre mi extremo con un pedazo de carne antes mi abuela obtiene en casa. El abuelo será trastornado si él me encuentra que mirar desnudo su televisor y llenar conducen por tubería la tintorería en el hoyo del pene. Azoto el pene en la puerta de coche para hacerlo apenas obtiene las magulladuras a veces y entonces yo voy a la escuela y finjo como tuvo el sexo con una prostituta rusa con una pierna de madera.

Sticky · 01-13-2005, 12:53 PM

I don't understand spanish but I definately got this:

Quote:

fumar nancy caliente es

ruggles, what do you mean who is <a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/member.php?u=30168">Nancy</a>?

ruggles · 01-13-2005, 01:07 PM

i guess you must explain it to me.

i thought it was telling us how smoking hot nancy is.

Sticky · 01-13-2005, 01:10 PM

It was telling us exactly how smoking hot <a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/member.php?u=30168">Nancy</a> is.

Hint: The word <a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/member.php?u=30168">Nancy</a> links.

ruggles · 01-13-2005, 01:15 PM

ohhhh nancy..

i thought for a minute...

nahhhhh couldnt be.

ruggles · 01-13-2005, 01:16 PM

now first person to translate my last spanish paragraph wins a puppy named clyde.

stonegrody · 01-13-2005, 02:34 PM

Naranjas en la cabeza!

ruggles · 01-13-2005, 02:52 PM

oranges in the head?

Mr. Orange Head was happy. It was a lovely summer day and he was off to meet his good friends Mr. Lemon Head and Mr. Cherry Head. They would have ice cream sundaes and talk about all sorts of unimportant but pleasant things on this long bright July afternoon here in Fruity Town.

My goodness, his head was orange and round! And huge! Like a dimpled fragrant citrus planet!

‘Who would not be happy to be me, dressed so gaily, smelling so sweetly, on this fine day?’ he asked himself as he walked leisurely down Main street towards the Fruity Town ice cream parlor.

Who indeed? Why, I myself wish I was him. I mean, just look at those natty orange shoes! Fantastic!

THE END

Sion · 01-13-2005, 10:07 PM

Ubi ignus est?

CityOfAngels · 01-13-2005, 10:09 PM

como se dice "WTF" en espanol

Stiltzkin · 01-13-2005, 10:12 PM

Aprendan hablar espanol! Parecen una bola de gringos! Jejeje.
Mejor me me cayo antes de que alguien se noje conmigo.

My spelling sucks, but the grammar should be right... as far as syntax is concerned.

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Originally Posted by CityOfAngels

como se dice "WTF" en espanol

The best equivalent that I can think of is:
¿Que chingados?

Or for a stronger effect:
¿Que jijos de su pinchi chingada madre?

I always like to mention in these types of threads that Spanish is my first language.

Stiltzkin · 01-13-2005, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruggles

and yes ngdawg, telling it in spanish, does make things better and i feel less bored.

Ahora zurre mi extremo con un pedazo de carne antes mi abuela obtiene en casa. El abuelo será trastornado si él me encuentra que mirar desnudo su televisor y llenar conducen por tubería la tintorería en el hoyo del pene. Azoto el pene en la puerta de coche para hacerlo apenas obtiene las magulladuras a veces y entonces yo voy a la escuela y finjo como tuvo el sexo con una prostituta rusa con una pierna de madera.

Today I beat my extremity with a piece of meat before my grandma obtains in house. The grandfather willl be sneezing if he finds me, that looking naked his television and filling drive by tubing the tintorería in the hole of the penis. I whip the penis in the door of car to make it barely obtains the bruises sometimes and therefore I go to the school and I pretend like I had the sex with a Russian prostitute with a leg of wood.
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That was a literal translation, not a translation-by-meaning. I did that so that you could get an idea of how silly the grammar is in the Spanish paragraph; I tried to maintain the silliness of the grammar in the English translation. I didn't know some of those words so I had to look them up, and other words like "televisor" and "coche" are only used by snotty people... at least in Mexico. >_> Well, as far as I know. I may be wrong, but that's my experience.

ruggles · 01-14-2005, 06:12 AM

the leg of wood.

thats funny shit.

stonegrody · 01-14-2005, 10:23 AM

Slavakion · 01-14-2005, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky

It was telling us exactly how smoking hot <a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/member.php?u=30168">Nancy</a> is.

Hint: The word <a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/member.php?u=30168">Nancy</a> links.

Well, the way it was written means more like "how to smoke hot nancy is". Here's my advice: don't use Babelfish if you need to write a paper unless you want to spend a while editing grammar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

Ubi ignus est?

If only I remembered my latin grammar I could come up with a decent response to that.

bernadette · 01-14-2005, 11:39 AM

dis threadio is muy loco.

pasta linguini!

bigoldalphamale · 01-20-2005, 09:54 AM

seriamente, Nancy tiene un extremo increíble que no pare e i'll apostaron que el gatito es bastante caliente freír un huevo encendido y rosado y delicioso para los días y los días y los días pero sobre todo, su que sonrisa traviesa el suyo igualmente como deliciosa. ¡ciao!

01-13-2005, 09:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
bigoldalphamale Loser	¡déjenos comenzar un hilo en español! y en este hilo, podemos hablar de los asesores comunistas y como fumar nancy caliente es. francamente, me aburro solamente de los mismos viejos hilos y necesidad algo para divertirme. humor yo por favor.

01-13-2005, 09:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
nowthen Insane Location: Republic of Panama	hmmm babelfish has a lot to answer for __________________ "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them." George Bernard Shaw

01-13-2005, 12:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	Movido a tonterías. (been quite a while since HS Spanish) __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

01-13-2005, 02:34 PM	#13 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	Naranjas en la cabeza! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

01-13-2005, 10:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Ubi ignus est? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-13-2005, 12:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Smoke a hot nancy???? Communist advisors?? Me aburro también con las mismas cosas. ¿Pero, lo está diciendo en español mejor?

01-13-2005, 12:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
ruggles Loser Location: i am made of cheese	And in this thread, we can speak of the communist advisors and how smoking hot nancy is. frankly, I bore myself of the same old threads and need something to entertain me. humor me please. who's nancy?

01-13-2005, 12:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
ruggles Loser Location: i am made of cheese	and yes ngdawg, telling it in spanish, does make things better and i feel less bored. Ahora zurre mi extremo con un pedazo de carne antes mi abuela obtiene en casa. El abuelo será trastornado si él me encuentra que mirar desnudo su televisor y llenar conducen por tubería la tintorería en el hoyo del pene. Azoto el pene en la puerta de coche para hacerlo apenas obtiene las magulladuras a veces y entonces yo voy a la escuela y finjo como tuvo el sexo con una prostituta rusa con una pierna de madera.

01-13-2005, 01:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
ruggles Loser Location: i am made of cheese	i guess you must explain it to me. i thought it was telling us how smoking hot nancy is.

01-13-2005, 01:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sticky	It was telling us exactly how smoking hot <b><a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/member.php?u=30168">Nancy</a></b> is. Hint: The word <b><a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/member.php?u=30168">Nancy</a></b> links. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

01-13-2005, 01:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
ruggles Loser Location: i am made of cheese	ohhhh nancy.. i thought for a minute... nahhhhh couldnt be.

01-13-2005, 01:16 PM	#12 (permalink)
ruggles Loser Location: i am made of cheese	now first person to translate my last spanish paragraph wins a puppy named clyde.

01-13-2005, 02:52 PM	#14 (permalink)
ruggles Loser Location: i am made of cheese	oranges in the head? Mr. Orange Head was happy. It was a lovely summer day and he was off to meet his good friends Mr. Lemon Head and Mr. Cherry Head. They would have ice cream sundaes and talk about all sorts of unimportant but pleasant things on this long bright July afternoon here in Fruity Town. My goodness, his head was orange and round! And huge! Like a dimpled fragrant citrus planet! ‘Who would not be happy to be me, dressed so gaily, smelling so sweetly, on this fine day?’ he asked himself as he walked leisurely down Main street towards the Fruity Town ice cream parlor. Who indeed? Why, I myself wish I was him. I mean, just look at those natty orange shoes! Fantastic! THE END

01-14-2005, 06:12 AM	#19 (permalink)
ruggles Loser Location: i am made of cheese	the leg of wood. thats funny shit.

01-14-2005, 10:23 AM	#20 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

01-14-2005, 11:39 AM	#22 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	dis threadio is muy loco. pasta linguini! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-20-2005, 09:54 AM	#23 (permalink)
bigoldalphamale Loser	seriamente, Nancy tiene un extremo increíble que no pare e i'll apostaron que el gatito es bastante caliente freír un huevo encendido y rosado y delicioso para los días y los días y los días pero sobre todo, su que sonrisa traviesa el suyo igualmente como deliciosa. ¡ciao!