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bigoldalphamale 01-13-2005 09:23 AM

¡déjenos comenzar un hilo en español!
 
y en este hilo, podemos hablar de los asesores comunistas y como fumar nancy caliente es. francamente, me aburro solamente de los mismos viejos hilos y necesidad algo para divertirme. humor yo por favor.

nowthen 01-13-2005 09:36 AM

hmmm babelfish has a lot to answer for

Slavakion 01-13-2005 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nowthen
hmmm babelfish has a lot to answer for

Definitely. I'll back away now, before I get sucked in by poor grammar.

spectre 01-13-2005 12:19 PM

Movido a tonterías. (been quite a while since HS Spanish)

ngdawg 01-13-2005 12:35 PM

Smoke a hot nancy???? Communist advisors?? Me aburro también con las mismas cosas. ¿Pero, lo está diciendo en
español mejor?

ruggles 01-13-2005 12:48 PM

And in this thread, we can speak of the communist advisors and how smoking hot nancy is. frankly, I bore myself of the same old threads and need something to entertain me. humor me please.

who's nancy?

ruggles 01-13-2005 12:52 PM

and yes ngdawg, telling it in spanish, does make things better and i feel less bored.

Ahora zurre mi extremo con un pedazo de carne antes mi abuela obtiene en casa. El abuelo será trastornado si él me encuentra que mirar desnudo su televisor y llenar conducen por tubería la tintorería en el hoyo del pene. Azoto el pene en la puerta de coche para hacerlo apenas obtiene las magulladuras a veces y entonces yo voy a la escuela y finjo como tuvo el sexo con una prostituta rusa con una pierna de madera.

Sticky 01-13-2005 12:53 PM

I don't understand spanish but I definately got this:
Quote:

fumar nancy caliente es
<b>ruggles</b>, what do you mean who is <b><a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/member.php?u=30168">Nancy</a></b>?

ruggles 01-13-2005 01:07 PM

i guess you must explain it to me.

i thought it was telling us how smoking hot nancy is.

Sticky 01-13-2005 01:10 PM

It was telling us exactly how smoking hot <b><a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/member.php?u=30168">Nancy</a></b> is.

Hint: The word <b><a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/member.php?u=30168">Nancy</a></b> links.

ruggles 01-13-2005 01:15 PM

ohhhh nancy..


i thought for a minute...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ncy_Reagan.jpg

nahhhhh couldnt be.

ruggles 01-13-2005 01:16 PM

now first person to translate my last spanish paragraph wins a puppy named clyde.

stonegrody 01-13-2005 02:34 PM

Naranjas en la cabeza!

ruggles 01-13-2005 02:52 PM

oranges in the head?

http://theimaginaryworld.com/hickri04.jpg

http://www.skyglass.com/gayle/mroran...s/image001.jpg

Mr. Orange Head was happy. It was a lovely summer day and he was off to meet his good friends Mr. Lemon Head and Mr. Cherry Head. They would have ice cream sundaes and talk about all sorts of unimportant but pleasant things on this long bright July afternoon here in Fruity Town.

My goodness, his head was orange and round! And huge! Like a dimpled fragrant citrus planet!

‘Who would not be happy to be me, dressed so gaily, smelling so sweetly, on this fine day?’ he asked himself as he walked leisurely down Main street towards the Fruity Town ice cream parlor.



Who indeed? Why, I myself wish I was him. I mean, just look at those natty orange shoes! Fantastic!



THE END

Sion 01-13-2005 10:07 PM

Ubi ignus est?

CityOfAngels 01-13-2005 10:09 PM

como se dice "WTF" en espanol

Stiltzkin 01-13-2005 10:12 PM

Aprendan hablar espanol! Parecen una bola de gringos! Jejeje.
Mejor me me cayo antes de que alguien se noje conmigo.

My spelling sucks, but the grammar should be right... as far as syntax is concerned.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CityOfAngels
como se dice "WTF" en espanol

The best equivalent that I can think of is:
¿Que chingados?

Or for a stronger effect:
¿Que jijos de su pinchi chingada madre?

I always like to mention in these types of threads that Spanish is my first language. :D

Stiltzkin 01-13-2005 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruggles
and yes ngdawg, telling it in spanish, does make things better and i feel less bored.

Ahora zurre mi extremo con un pedazo de carne antes mi abuela obtiene en casa. El abuelo será trastornado si él me encuentra que mirar desnudo su televisor y llenar conducen por tubería la tintorería en el hoyo del pene. Azoto el pene en la puerta de coche para hacerlo apenas obtiene las magulladuras a veces y entonces yo voy a la escuela y finjo como tuvo el sexo con una prostituta rusa con una pierna de madera.

Today I beat my extremity with a piece of meat before my grandma obtains in house. The grandfather willl be sneezing if he finds me, that looking naked his television and filling drive by tubing the tintorería in the hole of the penis. I whip the penis in the door of car to make it barely obtains the bruises sometimes and therefore I go to the school and I pretend like I had the sex with a Russian prostitute with a leg of wood.
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That was a literal translation, not a translation-by-meaning. I did that so that you could get an idea of how silly the grammar is in the Spanish paragraph; I tried to maintain the silliness of the grammar in the English translation. I didn't know some of those words so I had to look them up, and other words like "televisor" and "coche" are only used by snotty people... at least in Mexico. >_> Well, as far as I know. I may be wrong, but that's my experience.

ruggles 01-14-2005 06:12 AM

the leg of wood.


thats funny shit.

stonegrody 01-14-2005 10:23 AM

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/ATA/24808BP.jpg

Slavakion 01-14-2005 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky
It was telling us exactly how smoking hot <b><a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/member.php?u=30168">Nancy</a></b> is.

Hint: The word <b><a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/member.php?u=30168">Nancy</a></b> links.

Well, the way it was written means more like "how to smoke hot nancy is". Here's my advice: don't use Babelfish if you need to write a paper unless you want to spend a while editing grammar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion
Ubi ignus est?

If only I remembered my latin grammar I could come up with a decent response to that.

bernadette 01-14-2005 11:39 AM

dis threadio is muy loco.

pasta linguini!

bigoldalphamale 01-20-2005 09:54 AM

seriamente, Nancy tiene un extremo increíble que no pare e i'll apostaron que el gatito es bastante caliente freír un huevo encendido y rosado y delicioso para los días y los días y los días pero sobre todo, su que sonrisa traviesa el suyo igualmente como deliciosa. ¡ciao!


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