Super Person has had enough - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Xiangsu · 01-19-2005, 11:18 PM

"Stop trying to have sex with me! Jesus people, have some respect! I KNOW I'm the grand mack daddy of masculinitude, but please, stop trying to have sex with me! I didn't come here to hook up with dozens upon dozens of hot chicks whose vocabulary is inversely proportionate to their cup sizes! I didn't come here to have the whole of womanhood throw her collective self at me! I've been trying to accommodate you... fit in as many of you in a day as I can, and then get a good night's sleep to prepare myself for the coming day of breakfast-to-bedtime hot fuckin'... but no more... no, now I put my foot down and say "Enough! Stop trying to have sex with me!" And it's not that I don't appreciate what you have to offer! I very much admire your fine posteriors, and you know I loves tha boobies, but ladies ladies ladies... enough really is enough! Posteriors and boobies aren't enough to soothe my chafed man-rod! I know this breaks your hearts... I know you're all dying for just a touch of the super-jimmy... but ladies, the love banana can take no more! From here on out, I'm limiting myself to only having sex with those I am in love with, and since I can feel the degradation and physical exhaustion of being coerced into becoming your sexmonkey slowly transforming into hatred for you all, I cannot love you. And thus, I cannot do the nasty to your upturned booty. My condolences"

Sion · 01-20-2005, 12:26 AM

well shit. NOW what am I gonna do on saturday night?

/all of womankind

Redlemon · 01-20-2005, 04:59 AM

For related thoughts, check out the story The Yule Log over on Hoot Island. (Not too long, but long enough that it would look stupid if I quoted the whole damn thing).

01-19-2005, 11:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Xiangsu Addict Location: Illinois	Super Person has had enough "Stop trying to have sex with me! Jesus people, have some respect! I KNOW I'm the grand mack daddy of masculinitude, but please, stop trying to have sex with me! I didn't come here to hook up with dozens upon dozens of hot chicks whose vocabulary is inversely proportionate to their cup sizes! I didn't come here to have the whole of womanhood throw her collective self at me! I've been trying to accommodate you... fit in as many of you in a day as I can, and then get a good night's sleep to prepare myself for the coming day of breakfast-to-bedtime hot fuckin'... but no more... no, now I put my foot down and say "Enough! Stop trying to have sex with me!" And it's not that I don't appreciate what you have to offer! I very much admire your fine posteriors, and you know I loves tha boobies, but ladies ladies ladies... enough really is enough! Posteriors and boobies aren't enough to soothe my chafed man-rod! I know this breaks your hearts... I know you're all dying for just a touch of the super-jimmy... but ladies, the love banana can take no more! From here on out, I'm limiting myself to only having sex with those I am in love with, and since I can feel the degradation and physical exhaustion of being coerced into becoming your sexmonkey slowly transforming into hatred for you all, I cannot love you. And thus, I cannot do the nasty to your upturned booty. My condolences" Last edited by Xiangsu; 01-19-2005 at 11:21 PM..

01-20-2005, 12:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	well shit. NOW what am I gonna do on saturday night? /all of womankind __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-20-2005, 04:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	For related thoughts, check out the story The Yule Log over on Hoot Island. (Not too long, but long enough that it would look stupid if I quoted the whole damn thing). __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.