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Old 12-31-2004, 09:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Can I Have A Pony?

this cracks me up for some reason.

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Old 01-01-2005, 06:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-01-2005, 07:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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this cracks me up for some reason.
No you cannot have a frickin' pony! What do you think I am, made out of money? And where are you going to keep the blasted thing? In the closet under the stairs? It's not like the yard is anywhere big enough for a horse of any size. And the crap! Who's going to clean up after it? You said you'd clean up after the damned rabbit, but I kept finding little shitballs swept under the cabinets. (Lemme tell you a secret. Those Chocolate Chip Cookies last week? Rather less choclate than they looked like.)

So no, you cannot have a goddamned pony.
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Old 01-01-2005, 10:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-01-2005, 03:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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aw damn.. the original pic had a pic of a child.... I totally forgot about the rule.

I feel like such a newbie
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Old 01-02-2005, 06:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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aw damn.. the original pic had a pic of a child.... I totally forgot about the rule.

I feel like such a newbie
cool to post a link to the pic, though.






freakin rookie...
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:59 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i never got to see the pic you posted so......i'm just gonna let you ride our horse if you want.

he ain't no pony but.........what the hell eh.




...and no.......you can't have the beer.
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Well, the answer is still no, but all you got to do is ride Sally Ride, Sally Ride...
<img src="http://www.mpwright.com/ride.jpg">
Gotta love the Sexual Harrassment at NASA song.
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:58 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2005, 03:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Nice shirt flyman. I have the same one.
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Old 01-02-2005, 04:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Nice shirt flyman. I have the same one.

thank you sir..........gotta like Led Zep.



*if that don't date a guy eh........*
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Old 01-02-2005, 06:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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THIS man seemed to know a lot about ponies back in the day...

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Old 01-02-2005, 06:52 PM   #14 (permalink)
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good job posting something other than your ass, flyman
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Old 01-02-2005, 08:11 PM   #15 (permalink)
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good job posting something other than your ass, flyman

there is a resemblance though don't you think?

*cheap shot at self*
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:12 PM   #16 (permalink)
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there is a resemblance though don't you think?
The level of hair is about the same
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:21 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You can have a pony, but be sure to cook it thoroughly and snip off the feet first. You don't want to get hoof-in-mouth disease.
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