Words that piss you off
 

under closer inspection I am retarded

from far away:
http://www.msu.edu/~nixonjos/pics/genius.png

but under closer inspection:
http://www.nerdclub.net/albums/album01/retard.sized.jpg

i always LMAOROFL when i see someone write "that's so retar<u>t</u>ed."
the irony kills me.

ok. that doesn't piss me off. just amuses me.

words that piss me off... hrmm...
i can't think of any word(s) that piss me off, outside of pretty much absolutely anything that comes out of my nextdoor neighbor's mouth. hateful complaining old miserable cunt that he is.

I don't know about words, but Press Release speak makes me want to scrape my eyes across the sidewalk.

bush............yup.......that word pisses me off.



*take that as you may...*

Lots of words used to piss me off. Incorrect things like "could care less", "taken for granite", spelling insanity, etc. Now they seem humorous, and the meanings drown out the mechanics. I'm with EleqTrizi. Words constructed to deceive or manipulate are far more evil than specific words or language flaws.

Oh, wait. Politically correct gets me going. (the phrase)

Wasn't that a great show though?

"I can't do this"

"teh"

Drives me UP THE FRIGGIN WALL!!

On that note, "Oh well."

idear
it's idea! no R! crazy people...

i hate it when people talk to me and use the work HELLA.
it is not even a real word, and it just sounds so stupid.

speaking of hella, what about holla?

ur, own3d, pwned, or any of those other stupid kiddie spelling "errors"

irks me when people use gay as a synonym for stupid or something similar

activist judge, death tax, marriage penalty, homosexual agenda, and most other spin.

w00t and LOL

"irregardless", "edumacation"...pretty much all ebonics is annoying ( I cannot believe this is considered a language).

Politically correct terms are a bit out of control too. EX: physically-challenged, womyn, heterosexual-platonic-man-love (my favorite), etc, etc.

Oh yeah, any form of cyberpeak drives me crazy. CU l8r, ok? BRB,----->r u lol? ^_^

It's kinda neat I suppose but really, gets annoying soon.

It’s just such a divisive word. I have many black friends who use the term with each other like its nothing (I'm Hispanic). I have many white friends who are afraid to ever say the word because they think they are going to offend someone.

Its one of those words that just seem to separate people, its gone from a bad word for anyone to say to a bad word for some people to say.

I just don’t get it.

how about:

http://www.moynihaninstitute.org/homo.jpg

:lol:

These words piss me off... "Hello, this is the Hattie from the office of Arbor Lakes, when you moved out the carpet was beyond cleaning, so we're going to charge to replace it. Minus the $100 cleaning deposit, you owe us $460. That carpet has a normal wear and tear life of 7 years, so it should have 6 years left."

Any of those words by itself is okay, but when put in the order as shown above, they piss me off.

My husband has started using "Badonkadonk Butt"
What the hell is that? Why does he use it to describe my ass? And for the love of grammer, doesn't he realize it makes him sound like teh gehy?!

Badonkadonk Butt!!!

I like it.

(Oh, by the way, it means "hot")

Speaking of hot, should I remove the picture of that retard guy at the top? I think he's a sexy bitch, but I think maybe people don't like staring in that guy's nose everytime they enter this thread.

The word "sure" when its used to answer a question thats more like "So are we still friends?" but its okay when its used in "want to go to the mall?"

When I was still in high school, it became common for some people to use the word "Jewish" when they were talking about something that wasn't quite right. For example, "that movie was Jewish" or "what are you, Jewish?" or "that test was so frickin Jewish." It just annoyed me to no end and I'm not even Jewish.

Other than that, the word "multitask" always got on my nerves for some strange reason.

Chocolat
Gigli

It's chocolate, damn it.

EDIT:
The whole "hip-hop" vocabulary, such as:
bling-bling
word
hizzle
shizzle
rizzle
(whatever-izzle)

"impact" when used to mean "to have an effect"

"Boring product, better spice up the marketing plan!"
(kick)

"off-line"
Example:
When people are in a meeting and they get off on a tangential subject and then to get back on track use a phrase like "We'll talk about that off-line, come to my office after the meeting". I've only heard that at the place I'm working at now, but it really bugs the shit out of me.

I was somewhat irked by the people on Fark using "shiat" until I realized it's a filter... and then I was just annoyed by the filter.

LOL, ROFL, GR8, Ur, teh, intarweb, especially if not used in jest.

fur burger and harry bagina, but bald bever is my favoriate word

micro management

I'm so hungry I could 'literally' eat a horse...

that would be something to see... :)

tampon. that word makes me sick!!!!!

it peeves me a little when people use "no problem" in substitution for "your welcome". thanks for what you did but I didn't say it was a problem and even if it was the correct response is your welcome.

aol chit

"u r to kewl"

to too two -- 3 different words. figure it out & use them appropriately.
if your'e bored enough to be chatting you can be bored enough to spell whole words & spell them correctly (outside of typos) so that you look your age & quasi-intelligent. 50 year old women/men should not ever type "kewl" cuz that's that's so ghey! <--- tongue in cheek on the ghey part in case you didn't know. :rolleyes:

"whatever"

hey wanna do this?

whatever...


whats your problem man ?

whatever...

fuck you give me back my pants uncle bob...

whatever....



i fear i may have said too much

"statistic" implying victimization. e.g. "Stay off the streets. I don't want you to become a statistic"
"(that) is really deep..." used when you can't make sense out of something.
"quantum" used to describe something large (it's actually a small increment)
"keeping it real"
"literally" used for emphasis "He was literally beaten to a pulp."
"irregardless" as in "Irregardless of the circumstances we should be ready"

Metro-sexual. Techno-sexual. Anything else-sexual.

You're a geek. Get over it. You are not special. You do not deserve a new word. You're a 'sub culture' on the ass of humanity.

"Actually"
This word is used all the time and it drives me crazy.

mispronounced words drive me nuts. My girlfriend says *pellow* instead of pillow, and *peanit* instead of peanuit. Drives me up a wall.

Is peanuit what the French to at night when they need to urinate? :lol:


Prolly... aways... womyn... these bug me.

LOL. I'm with you on this one. i used to hang out with a girl who would do this all the time.
"He is like a tiger in bed, literally" :hmm:

I refuse to use the word "party" as a verb.

I, like, can't stand, like, when, like, people have to, like, say, like, all the time. It, like, sounds, like, as if their brain is, like, convulsing.

It bothers me when people pick up on expressions popularized by the news media:
"I am [b]cautiously optimistic[/o] about the game"
"...but if ****** saves just one life it will have been worth it" oooh I can't stand it.

Or when people unknowingly refer to ill-defined abstract concepts in framing an argument:
"society says......." - If you ask what they mean by "society" they're usually unsure themselves.

Haha, welll, I made an ass of myself. Ah well, you get the point.

<<RANT>RANT>

"I'm bored!" - This phrase only ever comes from people who are unable to entertain their own mind. People who are bored easily are therefore boring people...

"Wierd!", "Then an alien came down the stairs and it was wierd!" - This explains nothing about the situation but to remark that it was odd. People with a half decent grasp of language could use a multitude of adjectives, but the lazy mind will tell you how wierd it was...

<</RANT>/RANT>

"axe" instead of ask...fingernails on charkboard time...grrr

"Omina" instead of "I'm going to"

But what about the great Eddie Murphy hit... My Girl Wants to Party All the Time?

I just know that you sing this song in the shower without fail... (I've been watching).

liBARY instead of LiBRARY. febooary instead of February. Any ebonics piss me off, because they just sound STUPID. There's a kid at my work that talks like that... UNLESS HE WANTS SOMETHING. Even the Hispanic kids there who don't speak english 100% STILL tell him to speak English. It's funny.