Tell us a secret about yourself... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

CityOfAngels · 12-04-2004, 01:32 AM

Think you know who you're talking to? Ok, well, it's time for us to open up and tell each other our secrets!
Here, I'll start:
I keep a Gameboy Color in the bathroom so I can play Tetris whenever I have to do my business.

bernadette · 12-04-2004, 01:52 PM

i read the headlines of the front page of the newspaper when i do my morning bidness.
yup. that's all the time it takes.
drop the kids off at the pool. i'm in & i'm outta there!

Fly · 12-04-2004, 04:41 PM

i piss in my backyard when i have a fire goin' cuz i'm too lazy to take my shoes off and walk up the stairs and through the house.

bundy · 12-04-2004, 04:55 PM

i've got seventeen hours of quality footage of flyman pissing in his backyard.

no, wait... thats not true.

my little secret is that i'm moving to japan to marry aya matsuura.

no, thats not true either...

well, my real secret is that i actually paid $US80 for my new laser mouse

Daoust · 12-04-2004, 06:16 PM

My secret is that I have snooped through my mother in laws underwear drawer. True story.

Jonsgirl · 12-04-2004, 08:20 PM

My secret? If I'm in the shower and I have to blow my nose, I'll blow it on my hand and then fling it to the drain.

blktour · 12-04-2004, 08:33 PM

well mine is that i have six toes on each foot.. and it wouldnt be a secret if society didnt think it was the weirdest thing in the world..

pinkie · 12-04-2004, 08:36 PM

No.........................

i8one2 · 12-04-2004, 08:49 PM

I just did my own prince albert on thanksgiving. So easy and painless! I couldn't believe it! I should of done this a long time ago!

PS..went from 10g, then 3 days later to 8g...and have a 6g for my final fitting. Now just waiting for the right tool to get the bead in.

Its is just great having one and knowing that no one is the wiser in my outwordly straight lifestyle

yellowchef · 12-05-2004, 03:22 AM

so when can I pencil you in?

my secret, I own Spongebob bedding. No joke.

gh0ti · 12-05-2004, 05:53 AM

I'm bi, well I guess you could say "try" meaning I'll try just about anything once ;-)

CityOfAngels · 12-05-2004, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkie

No.........................

awww why not?

sadistikdreams · 12-05-2004, 04:57 PM

i dated a sophmore and a junior when i was a freshman in high school. And I dated a senior when I was a sophmore.

But here's the weird part. I dated a sophmore when I was a junior, and a freshman when I was a senior.
High School was fucking weird.

Fremen · 12-05-2004, 07:21 PM

My secret is, that my secrets are too embarrassing to put out on the open public forum.

Fly · 12-05-2004, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

My secret is, that my secrets are too embarrassing to put out on the open public forum.

said the dude who makes penis bongs.......

Boo · 12-05-2004, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

i piss in my backyard when i have a fire goin' cuz i'm too lazy to take my shoes off and walk up the stairs and through the house.

If I am inside I pee inside, if outside, well Alaska is full of trees. I grew up on a farm and have never lost that aspect of farm life.

mikey4fingaz · 12-05-2004, 10:00 PM

since were on the subject of peeing.. i have a bad habit of pissing in the shower, and as for my secret i saw my best friend's mom's tits one night when i was in HS. she taught 9th grade algebra and was a total milf.

Fremen · 12-05-2004, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

said the dude who makes penis bongs.......

Said the guy that buys out my inventory every payday....

sadistikdreams · 12-06-2004, 12:08 AM

aw man.
i wanted a penis bong.
SOLD OUT, they tell me.

ratiocination · 12-06-2004, 02:07 AM

One I was at my friend's house .. and I walked into this room to leave my bag there. His mom was lying naked face up on a bed and she was being massaged ... shocking stuff

jwoody · 12-06-2004, 02:28 AM

I've had 3 different long term (2yrs +) girlfriends with the same first name.

I ended a perfectly happy relationship with a fourth because of her name.

absorbentishe · 12-06-2004, 08:18 AM

I pee in the shower. It all goes to the same place, so why not.

Livia Regina · 12-06-2004, 11:53 AM

I have hated every French class I've ever taken.

World's King · 12-06-2004, 02:11 PM

I'm really sensitive to what people think about me.

Giant Hamburger · 12-06-2004, 02:30 PM

I like The Original King.

thlayli · 12-06-2004, 02:34 PM

I'm secretly afraid of my job. I feel like I'm faking my way through it

bendsley · 12-06-2004, 02:34 PM

I'm a mensa.

ShaniFaye · 12-06-2004, 02:53 PM

I was voted most shy in highschool

Fremen · 12-06-2004, 05:58 PM

I got caught masturbating with a hand massager by my father when I was 8 yrs. old.
I couldn't tell you who was more shocked, pop or me.
I'm the one that couldn't sit down comfortably for a day or two, though.

Brooke · 12-06-2004, 07:43 PM

It is fabeld among my friends that I can not dance and for the most part that is true. I have been working on this since highschool though - and found a hidden talent. A talent that I exploited and put to test in contest. I won.

I won a macarena dance off. I am the best Macarena dancer around - and I got extra points for being sexy while doing it.

*hangs head in shame*

Agave · 12-06-2004, 09:10 PM

dora the explorer and her monkey boots scare the living shit out of me.

12-06-2004, 09:40 PM

I like to sing in the shower....it warms up my vocal chords

Catmandu · 12-07-2004, 07:10 AM

My nose is a mess. I broke it when I was young. It now has nooks and crannies no amount of blowing can ever clean out. So, I must use the finger.

ufgator35 · 12-07-2004, 10:48 AM

My cousin and I slept together in high school.

Daoust · 12-07-2004, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ufgator35

My cousin and I slept together in high school.

And the winner is..................

bundy · 12-07-2004, 01:28 PM

i actually have some mini moni music in my itunes library.
and i'm one of the six percent of ipod owners who were so taken by mac that they've completely converted from pc. (now i've used linux, windows and osx... imo, osx wins).

la petite moi · 12-07-2004, 01:32 PM

I love the Backstreet Boys and the Disney Channel- I'm 18 years old.
I eat my own juices (if ya know what I mean).

Zephyr66 · 12-07-2004, 06:47 PM

I was born with very little sense of smell, So I'm immune to the "he who smelt it dealt it" rule

I'm also Ambidextrous, Colour-blind and have a fairly nasty case of NVLD(nonverbal learning disorder)

Munku · 12-08-2004, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by la petite moi

I love the Backstreet Boys and the Disney Channel- I'm 18 years old.
I eat my own juices (if ya know what I mean).

Yay! I love the Disney Channel!

gh0ti · 12-11-2004, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ufgator35

My cousin and I slept together in high school.

Its ok man, you wouldnt be the first Gator who took that step....

GO NOLES!!!!

12-04-2004, 01:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i read the headlines of the front page of the newspaper when i do my morning bidness. yup. that's all the time it takes. drop the kids off at the pool. i'm in & i'm outta there! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-04-2004, 04:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i piss in my backyard when i have a fire goin' cuz i'm too lazy to take my shoes off and walk up the stairs and through the house. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-04-2004, 04:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i've got seventeen hours of quality footage of flyman pissing in his backyard. no, wait... thats not true. my little secret is that i'm moving to japan to marry aya matsuura. no, thats not true either... well, my real secret is that i actually paid $US80 for my new laser mouse __________________ Ohayo!!!

12-04-2004, 06:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	My secret is that I have snooped through my mother in laws underwear drawer. True story. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

12-04-2004, 08:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	My secret? If I'm in the shower and I have to blow my nose, I'll blow it on my hand and then fling it to the drain. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

12-04-2004, 08:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
blktour Psycho Location: Anchorage, AK	well mine is that i have six toes on each foot.. and it wouldnt be a secret if society didnt think it was the weirdest thing in the world..

12-04-2004, 08:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
pinkie Helplessly hoping Location: Above the stars	No.........................

12-04-2004, 08:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
i8one2 COMPLETED and A TRAINER Location: BEAN_TOWN	I just did my own prince albert on thanksgiving. So easy and painless! I couldn't believe it! I should of done this a long time ago! PS..went from 10g, then 3 days later to 8g...and have a 6g for my final fitting. Now just waiting for the right tool to get the bead in. Its is just great having one and knowing that no one is the wiser in my outwordly straight lifestyle __________________ LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC" "Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad" Quality is for those who know what they want and are at peace with what they have. "S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

12-05-2004, 03:22 AM	#10 (permalink)
yellowchef Addict Location: Shalimar, FL	so when can I pencil you in? my secret, I own Spongebob bedding. No joke.

12-05-2004, 05:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
gh0ti Crazy	I'm bi, well I guess you could say "try" meaning I'll try just about anything once ;-)

12-05-2004, 04:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	i dated a sophmore and a junior when i was a freshman in high school. And I dated a senior when I was a sophmore. But here's the weird part. I dated a sophmore when I was a junior, and a freshman when I was a senior. High School was fucking weird. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

12-05-2004, 07:21 PM	#14 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	My secret is, that my secrets are too embarrassing to put out on the open public forum. __________________ Google

12-05-2004, 10:00 PM	#17 (permalink)
mikey4fingaz Upright Location: tallahassee...:(	since were on the subject of peeing.. i have a bad habit of pissing in the shower, and as for my secret i saw my best friend's mom's tits one night when i was in HS. she taught 9th grade algebra and was a total milf. __________________ "The road to nowhere leads to me." "Some kind of.... Bubba Hotep" - Elvis

12-06-2004, 12:08 AM	#19 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	aw man. i wanted a penis bong. SOLD OUT, they tell me. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

12-06-2004, 02:07 AM	#20 (permalink)
ratiocination Tilted	One I was at my friend's house .. and I walked into this room to leave my bag there. His mom was lying naked face up on a bed and she was being massaged ... shocking stuff

12-06-2004, 11:53 AM	#23 (permalink)
Livia Regina Crazy	I have hated every French class I've ever taken. __________________ Rule 37: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'

12-06-2004, 02:30 PM	#25 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I like The Original King.

12-06-2004, 02:28 AM	#21 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	I've had 3 different long term (2yrs +) girlfriends with the same first name. I ended a perfectly happy relationship with a fourth because of her name.

12-06-2004, 08:18 AM	#22 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I pee in the shower. It all goes to the same place, so why not.

12-06-2004, 02:11 PM	#24 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I'm really sensitive to what people think about me. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

12-06-2004, 02:34 PM	#26 (permalink)
thlayli Upright	I'm secretly afraid of my job. I feel like I'm faking my way through it

12-06-2004, 02:34 PM	#27 (permalink)
bendsley Professional Loafer Location: texas	I'm a mensa. __________________ "You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."

12-06-2004, 02:53 PM	#28 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I was voted most shy in highschool __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

12-06-2004, 05:58 PM	#29 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I got caught masturbating with a hand massager by my father when I was 8 yrs. old. I couldn't tell you who was more shocked, pop or me. I'm the one that couldn't sit down comfortably for a day or two, though. __________________ Google

12-06-2004, 07:43 PM	#30 (permalink)
Brooke Crazy	It is fabeld among my friends that I can not dance and for the most part that is true. I have been working on this since highschool though - and found a hidden talent. A talent that I exploited and put to test in contest. I won. I won a macarena dance off. I am the best Macarena dancer around - and I got extra points for being sexy while doing it. hangs head in shame __________________ And so its over Your fantasy life is finally at an end And the world above is still a brutal place And the story will start again Last edited by Brooke; 12-06-2004 at 07:50 PM..

12-06-2004, 09:10 PM	#31 (permalink)
Agave Upright Location: Uvita, Costa Rica	dora the explorer and her monkey boots scare the living shit out of me.

12-06-2004, 09:40 PM	#32 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	I like to sing in the shower....it warms up my vocal chords

12-07-2004, 07:10 AM	#33 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	My nose is a mess. I broke it when I was young. It now has nooks and crannies no amount of blowing can ever clean out. So, I must use the finger.

12-07-2004, 10:48 AM	#34 (permalink)
ufgator35 Upright	My cousin and I slept together in high school.

12-07-2004, 01:28 PM	#36 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i actually have some mini moni music in my itunes library. and i'm one of the six percent of ipod owners who were so taken by mac that they've completely converted from pc. (now i've used linux, windows and osx... imo, osx wins). __________________ Ohayo!!!

12-07-2004, 01:32 PM	#37 (permalink)
la petite moi Filling the Void. Location: California	I love the Backstreet Boys and the Disney Channel- I'm 18 years old. I eat my own juices (if ya know what I mean).

12-07-2004, 06:47 PM	#38 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	I was born with very little sense of smell, So I'm immune to the "he who smelt it dealt it" rule I'm also Ambidextrous, Colour-blind and have a fairly nasty case of NVLD(nonverbal learning disorder) Last edited by Zephyr66; 12-07-2004 at 06:51 PM..