Tell us a secret about yourself...
 

Think you know who you're talking to? Ok, well, it's time for us to open up and tell each other our secrets!
Here, I'll start:
I keep a Gameboy Color in the bathroom so I can play Tetris whenever I have to do my business. :o

i read the headlines of the front page of the newspaper when i do my morning bidness.
yup. that's all the time it takes.
drop the kids off at the pool. i'm in & i'm outta there!

i piss in my backyard when i have a fire goin' cuz i'm too lazy to take my shoes off and walk up the stairs and through the house.

i've got seventeen hours of quality footage of flyman pissing in his backyard.

no, wait... thats not true.

my little secret is that i'm moving to japan to marry aya matsuura.

no, thats not true either...

well, my real secret is that i actually paid $US80 for my new laser mouse

My secret is that I have snooped through my mother in laws underwear drawer. True story.

My secret? If I'm in the shower and I have to blow my nose, I'll blow it on my hand and then fling it to the drain.

well mine is that i have six toes on each foot.. and it wouldnt be a secret if society didnt think it was the weirdest thing in the world..

No.........................

I just did my own prince albert on thanksgiving. So easy and painless! I couldn't believe it! I should of done this a long time ago!

PS..went from 10g, then 3 days later to 8g...and have a 6g for my final fitting. Now just waiting for the right tool to get the bead in.

Its is just great having one and knowing that no one is the wiser in my outwordly straight lifestyle :)

so when can I pencil you in?

my secret, I own Spongebob bedding. No joke.

I'm bi, well I guess you could say "try" meaning I'll try just about anything once ;-)

awww why not?

i dated a sophmore and a junior when i was a freshman in high school. And I dated a senior when I was a sophmore.

But here's the weird part. I dated a sophmore when I was a junior, and a freshman when I was a senior.
High School was fucking weird.

My secret is, that my secrets are too embarrassing to put out on the open public forum.

said the dude who makes penis bongs....... :D

If I am inside I pee inside, if outside, well Alaska is full of trees. I grew up on a farm and have never lost that aspect of farm life.

since were on the subject of peeing.. i have a bad habit of pissing in the shower, and as for my secret i saw my best friend's mom's tits one night when i was in HS. she taught 9th grade algebra and was a total milf.

Said the guy that buys out my inventory every payday.... :icare:

aw man.
i wanted a penis bong.
SOLD OUT, they tell me.

One I was at my friend's house .. and I walked into this room to leave my bag there. His mom was lying naked face up on a bed and she was being massaged ... shocking stuff

I've had 3 different long term (2yrs +) girlfriends with the same first name.

I ended a perfectly happy relationship with a fourth because of her name.

I pee in the shower. It all goes to the same place, so why not.

I have hated every French class I've ever taken.

I'm really sensitive to what people think about me.

I like The Original King.

I'm secretly afraid of my job. I feel like I'm faking my way through it

I'm a mensa.

I was voted most shy in highschool

I got caught masturbating with a hand massager by my father when I was 8 yrs. old.
I couldn't tell you who was more shocked, pop or me.
I'm the one that couldn't sit down comfortably for a day or two, though. :D

It is fabeld among my friends that I can not dance and for the most part that is true. I have been working on this since highschool though - and found a hidden talent. A talent that I exploited and put to test in contest. I won.

I won a macarena dance off. I am the best Macarena dancer around - and I got extra points for being sexy while doing it.

*hangs head in shame*

dora the explorer and her monkey boots scare the living shit out of me.

I like to sing in the shower....it warms up my vocal chords

My nose is a mess. I broke it when I was young. It now has nooks and crannies no amount of blowing can ever clean out. So, I must use the finger.

My cousin and I slept together in high school.

And the winner is.................. :eek:

i actually have some mini moni music in my itunes library.
and i'm one of the six percent of ipod owners who were so taken by mac that they've completely converted from pc. (now i've used linux, windows and osx... imo, osx wins).

I love the Backstreet Boys and the Disney Channel- I'm 18 years old.
I eat my own juices (if ya know what I mean).

I was born with very little sense of smell, So I'm immune to the "he who smelt it dealt it" rule

I'm also Ambidextrous, Colour-blind and have a fairly nasty case of NVLD(nonverbal learning disorder)

Yay! I love the Disney Channel!

Its ok man, you wouldnt be the first Gator who took that step.... :lol:

GO NOLES!!!!