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Old 12-02-2004, 10:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Idle Talk Thread

So, I was thinking about random shit while I was in the shower today, and the thought crossed my mind to start an Idle Chatter thread. Here's how it works:

We use all of our superficial idle chatter skills (pony up your best cliches and shitty greetings) to make the longes example of impersonal chatter ever. It works just like a 2 way conversation, one person makes a remark and the next poster offers a response and a new remark.

I'll start:

Hi, how are you doing today???
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Old 12-02-2004, 10:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: New Orleans
could be better

so hows the weather?
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Old 12-02-2004, 10:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: South of the border
A bit chilly for my liking...

So, how was your day?
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Old 12-02-2004, 10:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I had better.

So, what you gonna do later?
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Old 12-02-2004, 10:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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get REALLY drunk.

so, wats the plan for next week?
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Old 12-02-2004, 11:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh you know, same old same old.

But hey, it's better than a sharp stick in the eye, right?
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Old 12-02-2004, 11:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I suppose. I went christmas shopping last week.

Gettin to be that time of year, eh?
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Old 12-03-2004, 01:31 AM   #8 (permalink)
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and how.

so how are you and old whats-its-name doing? still going ok?
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Old 12-03-2004, 05:47 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Naw, I had to throw old what's its name off a roof because they needed killing.

Cold enough for ya?
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Old 12-03-2004, 06:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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How the hell do you people do this? Ok. I suck at small talk, but I'll give it a shot:

What's cold enough?

So ahh... where are you going?

(I told you I suck)
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Old 12-03-2004, 08:37 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: Newcastle - England.
I haven't decided yet. I usually go to my parents' house for a feed on a Friday night but my car is off the road so getting home would be a pain... unless my brother is there then I can catch a lift with him. I'd be cutting it fine if I'm going to be out for 7o'clock though so I'll probably just go straight home.

You out tonight?
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Old 12-03-2004, 08:55 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Nah, probably not. More than likely I'll probably be asleep by 9pm.

I love that shirt, where did you get it?
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Old 12-03-2004, 10:16 AM   #13 (permalink)
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My mom.

You look familiar, have we met before?
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Old 12-03-2004, 10:42 AM   #14 (permalink)
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If we did it was in another life.

Is there one of those....
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:58 PM   #15 (permalink)
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New M&Ms candy bars in the store??? Yeah, I saw those last night on TV. Looked good.

So, doing anything special this weekend???
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Old 12-03-2004, 09:02 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Not really, I got kind of high tonight, and just tried to play video games and it didn't work out very well.

It's cold here, how's the weather where you are?
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Old 12-03-2004, 09:05 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You know, it snows six inches one day, next day everyone is walking around with shorts on.

Speaking of weather, it's supposed to be nice this weekend. Wanna help me reshingle my house?

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Old 12-04-2004, 06:47 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Ah, no thanks. My sister's boyfriend's uncle is supposed to be dying this weekend sometime. Good luck though, I just got done reshingling mine. God, that was a bitch.

So, are you all ready for Christmas yet???
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Old 12-04-2004, 06:50 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Not even close.....

Hey....ya have the time?
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Old 12-04-2004, 08:16 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Um...quarter past a freckle.

What's your plans for the weekend?
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Old 12-04-2004, 08:19 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Location: In the land of ice and snow.
I'm going to wallow in self pity.

So.... You wanna go back to my place?
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Old 12-04-2004, 09:08 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Not tonight... that infection is acting up again.

How about a movie instead?

-Mikey
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Old 12-04-2004, 09:18 PM   #23 (permalink)
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nah thanks. i'll take a rain check, please. gotta catch some winks soon yknow.

OMG you look fabulous!!!
have you lost weight? or is it something you've done with your hair?
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Old 12-05-2004, 01:37 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Yeah, i got a haircut, been trying this new diet. Its like atkins, but you only eat condiments.

Its, uh, good, you should try it sometime
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Old 12-05-2004, 03:11 AM   #25 (permalink)
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ok Ill answer bernadettes question since you didnt post one elwood.

yeah, Im on the see-food diet, I see food, I eat it!

whats on tv?
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Old 12-05-2004, 09:57 AM   #26 (permalink)
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ahhh the infamous see-food diet, my favorite diet ever!
and no idea what's airing atm, since i have the television turned off & listening to CDs instead, although i am looking forward to watching "desperate housewives" tonight!.

would you care for a freshly baked cookie?
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Old 12-05-2004, 01:50 PM   #27 (permalink)
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as long as it's made with butter that has been rendered from marijuana...........


"ere!!!!!!

*passes joint*
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Old 12-05-2004, 02:20 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Uh. Thanks. *pass it on to the next person*
Anyone want to write my French paper for me?
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:20 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Location: In the land of ice and snow.
I wrote the book on frenchin' i'll do it...

Whoa! Didja see the gazongas on that sasquatch?!!?!?
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Old 12-09-2004, 08:35 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Holy shit! Awesome knockers on a big bitch!!!

So, how's life???
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Old 12-09-2004, 08:43 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Not bad. I keep trying to make myself get ready for finals but I'd really rather not study.

It's almost Christmas, shouldn't there be snow on the ground?
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:24 PM   #32 (permalink)
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i suppose it depends on just where live yknow.
there won't be snow on the ground in my valley hood on christmas, but the neighboring mountains possibly may be frosting topped.

do you have any wild plans for new year's eve?
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:34 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Nope, I'm gonna sit around, (hopefully in my new house) watching Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, praying Mr. Clark gets through his stroke alright.

Hear any good news on the news lately?
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:42 AM   #34 (permalink)
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No news is good news, so I hear.

I sure hope the sun comes up tomorrow, don't you?
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Old 12-11-2004, 11:25 AM   #35 (permalink)
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oh yeah. sunlight is a good thing!

but ya gotta admit, sundown is good for sleeping (or partying) & stars in the sky at night are nice, too, right?
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Old 12-11-2004, 11:49 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I guess they're pretty nice. Not as nice as a flying sasquatch...

You...ever...seen a flying sasquatch?
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Old 12-11-2004, 12:01 PM   #37 (permalink)
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No. Must be an inspiring sight.

Have you ever seen an elephant ski?
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Old 12-13-2004, 06:47 PM   #38 (permalink)
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An elephantski? Is that Polish?

Speaking of Polish, do you want the rest of my Polish sausage? Its still warm, nothing wrong with it. Hope you like mustard and relish. Only half gone. I'd finish it, but I think I've overdone it with the sausages today. I've already eaten 4 in the past hour.
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Old 12-13-2004, 11:30 PM   #39 (permalink)
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um, no thanks. it's cold & flu season & all that yknow.
no offense! just can't be too careful.

but may i offer you a <i>fresh</i> nice warm cup of echinacea tea?
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:43 PM   #40 (permalink)
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nah, but thanks anyway.

is it okay to talk to & answer yourself?
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