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The Cursing Thread
Vent your frustrations. Curse things, or just curse.
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fucking shitty-ass fuck licky cock SHIT bitchass licklckilclkclikckcik FUCK COCKMANGLER
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fuck the fucking fuckers
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fuck em all!!
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for fucks sake.what the hell is the mother fuckin' deal with these goddamn pants.
christ's sake anyways |
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hey it's a damn cursing thread fuck |
May your hens take the disorder, your cows the crippen and your calves the white scour! May yourself go stone-blind so that you will not know your wife from a hay-stack! No butter be on your milk nor on your ducks a web. May your child not walk and your dogs be flayed. And may the flame be bigger and wider which will go through your black soul than the Connemara mountains if they were on fire.
/gypsy hamburger |
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To quote Adam Sandler's Toll Booth Willy---
GO FUCK YOURSELVES, YOU SON OF A FUCK. I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND BEAT YOUR FUCKIN HEAD IN WITH A LOUISVILLE FUCKING SLUGGER. WHATTA YA THINK O THAT, ASSFUCK!! or FUCK YOU, YOU DIRTY WHORE!! IM GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU AND ALL YOUR LESBIAN, FISH EATIN FRIENDS. YOU'RE GONNA DIE BITCH!! I'M COMIN OUT OF THE BOOOOTH!!! Great stuff. |
My favorite to the car that just pissed me off:
YOU FAT FUCK ASSHOLE! |
You scum sucking pig. You son of a motherless goat.
Great movie... |
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Brando in "One Eyed Jacks"? |
A sweet memory from my childhood...Really!
"You cock sucking, mother fucking, blue-balled bitch!" |
Give me back my motherfucking bouncy ball you horrible bitch!
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when you're forced to censorship my favaorite is:
You sockcutting fothermucker! |
What a shit-ass thread. Fucking stupid idea. Jeezum Mary Josephine.
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yooooouuuu cotton rocksucker.........
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You empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! |
Yeah, well I can't stand all the fuckin' morons who slow the fuck down when it comes to a Fuckin' Merge. SPEED THE HELL UP!!! I'm not here to fucking stop when you have a fucking mile to drive before you have to worry about someone hitting your shitty excuse for a car!!!! Move the FUCK FORWARD so i can speed on by damnit!!!!
Applaud me if you will, but smirk and well..... Fuck off!! (.... um yeah W.K.... Fuck off... AGAIN!!!) :D |
umm shit:D
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Seems we've got mouths like the bottoms of fucking bird cages. Jolly good show.
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Dirty stinking low down belly crawling no good son of a whore, yellow stinking sack of slimy snake shit, evil ignorant toenail eating, fart sniffing, triple kin, mother humping, cousin marrying, degenerate, politician.
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Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka You're an uncle fucka, yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long (fart noises) Terrance: Hmm! (fart noises) (laughing) (fart) Dudley Dooright guy: What's going on here? (fart noises) People: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh Fucker fucker uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka fucka T & P:Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka) Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday Everyone: (laughing) People: Uncle fucka... thats Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle Fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight... Phillip: ...Suck my balls! |
emm.. darn! :O
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Unfuckingbelievable. Ignofuckingramus. Absofuckinglutely. Defuckingspicable.
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Short and to the point...
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCK! |
YOKO ONO!!!!
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Yoko Ono kill the Beatles, that fucking bitch! Shit.
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For the love of unholy manshit!!!!!! What do you cock knocking, cum guzzlers think you are doing, left blinker right blinker, get off the cock you old bitch and MOVE!!!!!!!!!!
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HEY NOW.....lets not get outta hand here, shit & fuck are one thing but there's no need for foul words like that:D |
I curse you with the curse of your mother, that for every child you bear you shall have twelve children, for they shall all act just like you! And your dwelling shall be a pit in the Earth and the taste of ashes shall be ever in your mouth. I curse you with the curse of your father, that for every mate you take you shall have twelve shrewish wives, and their plaintive tongues shall so darken the heavens that you wish for those days of the pit and ashes. I curse you with the curse of the stranger, that none shall eat your bread, nor will they drink your wine, nor get they your jokes. You shall ever be as one apart and when you cut off your own head whilst in the unplumbable depths of misery, there shall be no words of mourning.
/Old Testament burger |
"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! -- Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt!. . . I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/jpgs/frenchsn.jpg Edit: How could I forget, the curse of all curses... NI!!!!!! |
FUCK.. ASS!!
- boondock saints |
Foetal tumour. The abortion which led to your creation was the foulest act of a known sodomite. Worse than the ten thousand coprophilic hells he left your pustulent, fetid father in, the greater part of what passes for good in you ran down the crack in your mother's pimpled, shuddering Ass and was absorbed by the straw floor which all pigs such as she call their home.
Damn... I'm creative when I'm angry :) |
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!
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gol darn you all!...jeepers!!
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fuck you, you fucking fuck.
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what the fuck is a surgon genral and who the hell is he to tell me something is bad for me godammet fuck him all all the fucking surgon privets who get all the good pussy to exzaman it and fuck the government
boy that feels good to say...... |
May your sisters wed a thousand lice infested camels.
May you live in interesting times. "We're going to have fun. FUN! FUN! FUN!. We're going to have so much fucking fun it's going to take a team of fucking surgeons to wipe the fucking smiles from our fucking faces!" I curse you to the depths of a thousand boiling hells, you cunt-picking, cum-belching gutterslut. "...Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?" |
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock Sucker, Mother Fucker, and Tits!
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cockbeard
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My favorite line while driving...
"Get out of my way PIG FUCKERS !!!" |
YAAAAHHHHH!:)-(CAPS ON)
~ahem~ EAT SHIT, YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BITCH PIG FUCK! I like to think that the term"Knucklefuck" is mine. There is a great book called "The F word" that informs that the word can be and has been used any way you can imagine. I forget the editor but the forward is by Roy Blount Quote:
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HEY...you cocksuckin, ass-licking, shit eating, cum slurping, fucking son of a cock whore, fucking ass wipe, shitdick, skull fucking godam motherfucker...turn of your fucking caps lock before I fucking come over there, and have to rip your fucking sorry bitch-ass a new fucking hole!
There, I suppose that is that. |
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
you want some of this? YOU SORE DICK. YOU CRAB FESTOONED CROTCH SUCKING WHORE-MASTERING LITTLE WHELP(thank you S.King)HOW DARE YOU! I OUGHTTA COME OVER THERE AND AND AND.... :) love ya man |
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fine.....hell,shit ,piss,goddamn,fuuuuuuck. Shet mah mouth!...........
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You have the breath of a thousand carnies
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Well fuck my ass and suck my ego-cock.
Cockbeard? ahaahah, that's awesome. Also, I am hungry enough to eat a giant bowl of fuck. I am waiting for my damnable co-worker to return so that I can go on my lunch break. |
Two Words: Fuck this...
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I'm so fucking hungry i could eat the back wheel off a menstral cycle...
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HOLY HOT FUCK
Out of fucking tissues . . . |
Fuckin' fuckers fuckin' fuckitty fuck!
May pinworms tickle your innards with an itch that can never be scratched. May your head lice burrow under the skin of your scalp and drive you insane with their constant crawling. (makes your head itch just thinking about it, huh?) |
God forsaken piece of excrement, you are a true fuckwaste-clean-up-crew-member's dingleberry muncher.
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Shut your festering gob you tit!
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You smell like an anchovy's cunt
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poop!
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hey, is this where all the pricks hang out?
just stopped in for a jolly 'ol fuck you so...... FUCK YOU!!!!! |
Ya Ya...Fuck you too!
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fuck you first........
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er...no thanks
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you're just fuckin' scared cuz you'd never go back to the goddamn broads
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hey splck........
what the fuck is that? how does that pic relate too a fuckin' swear word? *some people's kids i tell ya'* |
er not payin' attention i thought it was his middle finger...I blame the beer. so fuck you:Dhttp://www.ooze.com/finger/assets/images/palmback.jpg
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motherfuckin' cock-whore,cum-dumpster,ASSFUCK,christing ball hair, motherbitch!!!
My friend Farid's favorite- INFIDEL!!!! |
I love this fucking bullshit.
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FUCK YOU....... *great pic by the way,sortta says it all huh?* |
Overheard at a party once: That dumb cunt is a cum chugging fuck pig.
My favorite general purpose swear is "Shitballs, Hellfire, and Bloody Damnation!" He's got his head up his ass so far he farts every time he blows his nose. Why don't you run outside and play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself. |
gosh darn butt hole loving jerk face
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Fuck everyone and everything.
That is all. |
LEFT LANE FAST, RIGHT LANE SLOW. FUCKING BLUEHAIRED COCKSUCKING FUCKER FUCKS.
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welll....hell,shit,piss,goddamn,fuuuuuckkk........
i hear ya' buffto.fuckin' old men with hats too eh? bastards |
Rexed
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Bugger.
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Dumb Bastard
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Now this one really hurts
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mmmmfffummmnenennn
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Take a breath; why dont you. . .
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ahhh for fucks sake Sun Tzu....not a goddamn one of those fucking videos works for me
what the hell are they about? are they hifuckinglarious or what? |
They're sound bytes: you cant hear them?
Shites! I checked them in IE, Netscape, and Opera and they worked on my end. If No one can hear them please let me know so I can take them down, but if so Its a collection of swearing and insults at its finest. |
May the leprechaun steal you underwear and flaunt your testicles as earrings while your relatives ride donkeys into the un-american sunset so that you can finally rest in pieces knowing that your unforgivable stupidity has finally come to an end far to good for your flea-bitten hide, which midget yakuzas molest as if it was a hello kitty blanket with genitals.
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I'm glad the Yakuza made an appearance in this abhorrable thread.
ASSCOCK |
You ass licking son of a bitches need to stop this motherfucking swearing right this fucking minute!!! I'am so fucking mad right now after reading this goddam shitty ass cocksucking tit fucking cum guzzler's thread!!!
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Dammit
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Awwwwww penis
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COOTERS! All Cooters. All of you. Cooters!!!!
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As said quite eloquently by Bille Joe from Green Day:
Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die! Also, cumguzzling bucket of fuck! |
ahhhhhhhhhhh........fuck it....
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(me at work when I can't figure out what is wrong with computer) "I'm going to put my fucking fist through the fucking monitor!"
(and I usually don't swear) |
eat your own shit
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shut the fuck up you cock sucking anal reaming piss drinking shit breathing pile of menstrual pudding pie ...
... okay that was really gross ... my apologies ^_^ |
Motherfucking fuck faced fucks! FUCK THEIR FUCKING FUCK CUNT BITCH ASS FUCKS. THOSE MOTHERFUCKING FUCKHOLED FUCKERS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
aaaahhhhh. (rough day at work) |
I am such a fuck-up.
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lazy cock suckin' mother fuckin' dog fuckin' sons 'o bitches.....
'nother shitty day at that shithole job i've fucking got. fuck off....... |
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