What Pisses Me Off !!
 

An interesting & hopefully humorus subject. Tell us what pisses YOU off.
Maybe it's that fat chick at the macca's drive through, or maybe something closer to home.

people who sit in the right lane driving really slow. Get out of the way.

Stupid people.

My thoughts exactly :thumbsup:

channel 10 always cutting the punchline out of shows (especially the simpsons) by cutting to commercials that secong too soon

amen to that brother

Radio announcers that talk through the start of a song you like, right up to where they start singing. Fuck that shits me. Worse still when they dub a little reference to their station that sounds like the song. Fuck.

Being drunk and embarrasing yourself by hitting on one of your close female friends... Yeah did that on Saturday, everyone else thought it was funny though.

People who start arguments in threads and then suddenly decide not to reply...

Also, everything...

Here fishy fishy fishy...


People with longer give-a-fuck spans than me.

know-it-all fuckheads... you can know a lot of stuff without contstantly mentioning it/bringing it up.

oh.. and traffic in Melbourne. I had it easier driving through Sydney during peakhour. Driving through Melbourne yesterday at peak-hour was horrible.

Bad drivers who almost kill you because they are just too inept. This old lady was a bee's dick away from killing me today.

Just a couple of things...

* People who have no respect for other people
* People who can't park between the lines
* People who have no manners at all
* People with little regard for spelling or grammar
* People who don't slow down to 40 when going through school zones
* People who stand way to close to you
* People who wear way too much perfume
* People who drive towards you with their high beams on
* People who don't indicate when driving
* People who don't use deodorant
* Racist people
* Computer virii and spyware
* Hypocrites
* Censorship
* People who can not drive but continue to do so
* People who drink and drive
* People who talk on their mobile phones whilst driving
* People who talk with their mouths full
* Being stuck behind cars that spew crap out of their exhausts
* Arrogant people
* People who are unreliable
* Anyone that feels they have the right to physically, sexually or verbally assault another person
* People who overtake you when you are going at the speed limit
* People who lie
* Morons in general

That'll do for now.... :rolleyes:

Having nothing more to contribute because Ella took all the good ones pisses me off!

Does this mean I won?

Damn, I'm glad you mentioned some of that Ella! My number one hate is tailgaters. You'd usually think they'd be P-platers in their Holdens or WRXs but in my experience it's usually middle-aged men in average or luxury cars. I go the speed limit, I don't go over even if there's nobody around, I don't slam on my brakes or block them from going around me. That doesn't mean I go out of my way to let a tailgater pass me, but if it's reasonable I'd rather have them go around than hassle me and keep my looking in my rear-view mirror than concentrating on the road ahead.

Gah, tailgaters piss me off no end. What else... since this is the Aussie forum I'll try and keep it specific...

- Australian Idol... I hate it
- people who boast or claim ignorance about things, as if that's cool. "Australian Idol? What's that? Never seen it! Guy Sebastian? Never heard of him!"
- When you're crossing on a green man, and the car turning left waiting for you to cross just stares at you, urges you on, or goes up further to get around you. My green man overrides your green light, damnit!
- I hate the gamble I play every Thursday morning when I get my Thursday morning coffee. If the chick is hot, I always get cold coffee. If the chick's just normal, I get hot coffee. Odd.
- Asshole bus drivers who think their job is solely to drive a bus, and not to help the customer. I get this all the time.

Apart from all that, I'm pretty happy living in Melbourne!

Definately. Take anything from the bottom shelf.


People who feel they need to advertise the fact that they own a HSV by having it on their number plates. Wankers.

little rich kids who never live in the real world and have never had to struggle then have the audacity to look down their nose at you because you come from a "poor" back ground.
People who follow the newest trends, and then discard them as soon as fashon changes. (yes that means you all thoes ugg boot people who have just taken up wearing them with short skirts)
and the best pet hate
FAT FLATULANT PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE TRAIN!!!

people who can't spell correctly.

Nice pickup, mate. :thumbsup:

BLOODY HOWARD WINNING THE ELECTION THE OLD FART

yeah, hate having a really strong, stable economy

fucking pubs where they pack people in so you can't even move. It's shithouse!

-Latch (just having come back from said pub)

Hear! Hear!

What the hell is that supposed to mean!!












(tee hee! don't watch this space. Heh...)

Ugly friends of the chick you're trying to pick up.

"Sorry, I hafta go, [insert sloth's name] has the shits and wants to go home"

LOLOL!! I've been saying that for years. They always find a reason to start crying.

Cost me big time on Friday night, dammit.

I hate the Nokia alarm. I hated the old 5210 one, and now i hate my 6600 one. Very bloody effective though.

Chicks who reckon they can drive but can't, and instead drive around like a fking maniac.


Middle aged mothers in the SUV's chugging along at 20kmh below the limit on the overtaking lanes.

Actually I hate the fact that alot of women are scared behind the wheel, its farking dangerous because you don't know what the hell they are gonna do. Whats worse is if you chuck em in a 4wd and its makes things 3x as worse. Half of them don't even know how wide/long their cars are, and will cut into other lanes without realising it.

Condoms. I have to wear the fuckers now, no good.

[QUOTE=Meridae'n]Ugly friends of the chick you're trying to pick up.

There normally the ones I have to settle for.

Getting drugged on Friday night waking up Saturday in someones apartment and missing $200 bucks from your wallet. Then having my mate calling me yesterday to tell I went home with some ugly fat bird on Friday.

Nothing wrong with that mate, they all need lovin'.

Dial-up internet.

You'll love this one, fellas.

Thrush.

Ohh......and Jet getting six Arias. Fuckin' amateur imitation stoner rock pussies.

Blowing a huge chance with a hot chick 2 years ago through complete stupidity, then being told she was at the races on the weekend wearing a Chris-Judd-girlfriend-Brownlow dress. The pain wont go away.

hmmm
30 - 40 year old stupid useless pricks around work trying to tell me what to do
GET FUCKED YOU PATHETIC FUCKS

fuck that little cock sucker johnny
fuck the aboriginals sitting back getting free cash and houses, we are sorry you tards move on and get a job and no I don't give a shit a black person was the first person in oz and we are digging into 'your' land
:)

edit:useless parents who blame every thing else but can't take a look in the mirror (manhunt getting banned in australia)

That reminds me...

That fucking stupid ad where they show some chick trying to do pottery.. and then a voiceover ranomly comes on and mentions vaginal thrush... WHAT.. THE..FUCK?!?!? do you get thrush from doing pottery? does one have ANYTHING to do with the other? stupid.

Isn't there also one that starts out talking about lovey-dovey stuff, and then cuts to a woman sipping tea on a couch, who says "Now that the guys are gone, let's talk about thrush!" or something. I'm sure women all gather round and have a tea party and speak about thrush.

Besides, I think most guys are more likely to get a coffee if they know the ad's for "feminine hygiene products" than if they just see a kitten or something.

Survivor and Celebrity Dancing on different channels at the same bloody time!!!

Had to listen to my workmates talk about Gabrielle Ritchens' tits all day...

Pretty much my top three. Ella for next PM :)

Teehee....funny bugger, hey Madd?


Slow moving supermarket queues. Or joining the one you thought was the fastest only to find out it is now the slowest.

Rental properties that look totally different on the 'net to how they look in real life, ie: smaller, crappier, dirtier.

More driving annoyances..

People who don't understand how to use roundabouts.
People who can't park between the lines
People who run red lights

Ok... here's what pisses me off.

- The Monash Freeway from 4pm to 6pm!
- Telstra. Everything about them.
- Banks. See above.
- DVD's you buy then they come out Special Edition 6 months later.
- The fact that Hawthorn hasn't beaten Essenscum in about 7 years.

other then that i'm pretty cool with most things.

:|

People from singles sites that look totally different on the 'net to how they look in real life, ie: smaller, crappier, dirtier.


See the Bombers fly up, up...

Havn't done this yet and I sure as hell dont plan to anytime soon :) Here's anothing thing to add to my list;

*One particular person who purposly called from their mobile to my phone line (the one that im dialed into the net from) when I had them on the ropes in warcraft. Fingers crossed i'll get them back tonight :)

Channel surfing after Kath and Kim and getting sucked into watching This Is Your Life with Steve Irwin. Fuck.

This thread should probably be called Room101, but I've got a few to add to the growing list:

- Packets of bacon: You struggle to hack into them and they never re-seal easily.
- Drivers who don't know how to use their rear view mirror.
- Weak / wet handshakes when you meet people.
- People who whistle aimless tunes just to fill a silence.

O.K I'm done venting now...

Poor Bradford in The Apprentice :(

Women who wear stockings with open toe shoes.
Women who wear anklets over stockings.
Women over 30 who wear anklets.

Australian-Fucking-Idol... Guy Sebastian.. etc. etc. (Sorry Ella)

The time between when you want a drink.. and when you can drink... (at work)

Haha...no worries, Latch. It's not everyone's cup of green tea.

The bugs that splattered on the windscreen and front of my brand new ve-hic-le during my trip to Brisbane pissed me off today, big time.

you mean I don't look as metro in real life? :|

Chicks that drag you home and change straight into their pyjamas and give you nothing. Seeing as though it was the receptionist at the gym I'll let her off... this time.

people (especially business) who say they will ring you (ring you back) but don't

Home telephones. I hate the bastards.

Being an absolute dickhead while pissed one night.. then spending the next day thinking about who you have to apologise to and what you should say...

that celebrity dancing is definitely in this category

Latch... you got a pearler right there. Fuck I hate that.

That day is usually know as "Sunday" to most other people.

Dumb fucking Aussies voting out the single most interesting Idol contestant tonight.

Amen sister! Hayley should've been goooonnnneeee! or bloody "never smile" Casey.

Too freakin' right about Hayley, and tho' I love Casey's voice, she can't string three words together. Courtney is way too full of himself and Anthony has the comp in his tiny little hand already. But Chanel....well, she was just a ray of sunshine....*sigh*

How cocky was he though? Honestly didnt see it coming but trumpy obviously knows what hes doing. That asian chick couldnt organise a root in a brothel.

I hate Chanel. Fuck I'm glad she's gone. Worst performance ever on Sunday night... my TV still has the shits.

I hate...

getting all my bloody uni assignments done in the last week of the semester.

Different semester, same problem.

Walking all the way to the club cause the news just said Marto and Clarke were going crazy in the cricket, but when you get there Marto, Gilly, and Warne are all out and the rest is a block-fest.

Watching the international rules football vs Ireland the other night, and the reffing was heeeeps biased early on.

Is the problem there is nothing else to watch??? or the fact you watch both of them :confused:

Watched the dancing while the Pleasure Machine was on, Bec and that vet chick were also worth a view...

How Daryl Somers ever got another gig. That pisses me off insurmountably.

leave the man alone, he's funny

Funny as a fucking fart in a space suit!!!

He got another gig? Where! You are kidding right.

Yeah, he hosts that crappy new dancing show Meri loves.

Gotta agree with Ella on this one. He may have been funny when I was about 7 or 8 years old, but I'm older now.

I hate it when your mates do everything they can to break your balls when you're trying to pick up a chick, including lying* about your age.


*telling the truth

well farts are the universal joke you know...

I Totally Agree this annoys me the most! :thumbsup:

Simpson episodes with heaps of Lisa in them. She sucks arse.

Being stressed about moving next week....and not being able to relax with a spliff due to a bout of pharyngitis. Fuck it.

having to write a formal letter to request the job above mine when the boss has already said it's mine... because he needs a paper trail for head office. GRRRR...

Things that piss me off are:
1) Alarm clocks - Always reminds me of getting up for school. -shudders-
2) That there is no sidewalk "rules" but there are road rules i mean far out!!!
3) people who just dont know when they are wrong
4) Sexists (Tht includes women!)

Chciks on singles sites that send you a really good opening message then don't answer your reply. If they only knew.